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Poll
Question: Is this awesome?
Option 1: y votes: 6
Option 2: n votes: 5
Title: A wizard has turned you into a whale
Post by: Boyager on July 21, 2008, 06:53:00 PM
Is this awesome? Y/N
Title: Re: A wizard has turned you into a whale
Post by: Boyager on July 21, 2008, 07:00:12 PM
am i in the water

am i a blue whale

is the wizard gay
Title: Re: A wizard has turned you into a whale
Post by: Boyager on July 21, 2008, 07:10:17 PM
Can I be a narwhal
Title: Re: A wizard has turned you into a whale
Post by: Boyager on July 21, 2008, 07:14:06 PM
Quote from: Boyager on July 21, 2008, 07:00:12 PM
am i in the water

am i a blue whale

is the wizard gay
if you want

killer whale

no

Quote from: Boyager on July 21, 2008, 07:10:17 PM
Can I be a narwhal
no
Title: Re: A wizard has turned you into a whale
Post by: Boyager on July 21, 2008, 07:17:48 PM
i better not have baleen
Title: Re: A wizard has turned you into a whale
Post by: Boyager on July 21, 2008, 07:20:35 PM
Quote from: Boyager on July 21, 2008, 07:14:06 PM
if you want

killer whale

no
no
but it's a whale baddood;
Title: Re: A wizard has turned you into a whale
Post by: Boyager on July 21, 2008, 07:21:04 PM
Quote from: Boyager on July 21, 2008, 07:20:35 PM
but it's a whale baddood;
but you're a killer whale
Title: Re: A wizard has turned you into a whale
Post by: Boyager on July 21, 2008, 07:23:53 PM
Quote from: Boyager on July 21, 2008, 07:21:04 PM
but you're a killer whale
Or perhaps just a whale who will be your killer

I am your Moby Dick
Title: Re: A wizard has turned you into a whale
Post by: Boyager on July 21, 2008, 09:45:41 PM
Quote from: Boyager on July 21, 2008, 07:14:06 PM
if you want

killer whale

no

i do want that

i'll kill your whole village

aawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Title: Re: A wizard has turned you into a whale
Post by: Boyager on July 21, 2008, 09:50:33 PM
yes because I would have the biggest penis in the world and I would get many many women
Title: Re: A wizard has turned you into a whale
Post by: Boyager on July 21, 2008, 09:55:10 PM
Quote from: Boyager on July 21, 2008, 09:50:33 PM
yes because I would have the biggest penis in the world and I would get many many women
whale women maybe
furfag akudood;
Title: Re: A wizard has turned you into a whale
Post by: Boyager on July 21, 2008, 11:14:07 PM
y
Title: Re: A wizard has turned you into a whale
Post by: Boyager on July 22, 2008, 06:47:51 AM
Quote from: Boyager on July 21, 2008, 09:55:10 PM
whale women maybe
furfag akudood;

fish have scales doodthing;
Title: Re: A wizard has turned you into a whale
Post by: Boyager on July 22, 2008, 07:02:42 AM
Quote from: Boyager on July 22, 2008, 06:47:51 AM
fish have scales doodthing;
Whales don't U:
Title: Re: A wizard has turned you into a whale
Post by: Boyager on July 22, 2008, 07:18:34 AM
Quote from: Boyager on July 22, 2008, 07:02:42 AM
Whales don't U:

But their don't have fur either baddood;
Title: Re: A wizard has turned you into a whale
Post by: Boyager on July 22, 2008, 07:47:38 AM
Quote from: Boyager on July 22, 2008, 06:47:51 AM
fish have scales doodthing;
Uh, it's a mammal
Quote from: Boyager on July 22, 2008, 07:18:34 AM
But their don't have fur either baddood;
Uh, it's a mammal
Title: Re: A wizard has turned you into a whale
Post by: Boyager on July 22, 2008, 08:14:47 AM
I leap out of the water and give the wizard an immense full-body tackle, turning him into a splat and reversing the spell.
Title: Re: A wizard has turned you into a whale
Post by: Boyager on July 22, 2008, 09:32:30 AM
Quote from: Boyager on July 22, 2008, 08:14:47 AM
I leap out of the water and give the wizard an immense full-body tackle, turning him into a splat and reversing the spell.
How dare you. baddood;
Title: Re: A wizard has turned you into a whale
Post by: Boyager on July 22, 2008, 12:11:54 PM
Quote from: Boyager on July 22, 2008, 06:47:51 AM
fish have scales doodthing;
are you stupid doodthing;
whales are mammals and all mammals have at least a small amount of hair
Title: Re: A wizard has turned you into a whale
Post by: Boyager on July 22, 2008, 12:48:43 PM
Quote from: Boyager on July 22, 2008, 07:47:38 AM
Uh, it's a mammal

So? Humans are also mammals, but we don't have fur; we have hair. Also, where does whale have fur? doodthing;
Title: Re: A wizard has turned you into a whale
Post by: Boyager on July 22, 2008, 12:58:53 PM
Quote from: Boyager on July 22, 2008, 12:48:43 PM
So? Humans are also mammals, but we don't have fur; we have hair. Also, where does whale have fur? doodthing;

lol
you're an idiot
Title: Re: A wizard has turned you into a whale
Post by: Boyager on July 22, 2008, 12:59:01 PM
I can't BELIEVE what my friend did.  I officially love her.  No homo.

Well, all four of us were on the phone, and I was on the house phone):  
Elicia, Felicity, Jordan(i fucking hate that two faced, prejudice, one moment my friend one moment bad mouths me  weeaboo son of a bitch who is like that to felicity too), and I.  Well Elicia pities how everyone hates him, but she's too quiet and won't tell him.  Felicity has a temper, but she doesn't really let it loose.  Well Felicity was in Daiei, now called Don Quixote or something, which is like a Japanese Wal-Mart.  

Felicity: Everyone was fucking staring at me.
elicia: Why?
Jordan: *NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO CONVO* *SINGING HEADSTRONG AHH*
Felicity: ...I don't know I was like the only white girl in there haha
Me: Well YOU WERE probably surrounded by Japs hahaha
Jordan: JAP IS RACIST YOU WHITE BIMBO WE SHOULD HANG UP ON HER
Me: Are you fucking kidding me?
Elicia: That's not nice...
Felicity: ...You're such a bitch.  I fucking despise you.  Can you kill yourself?  You think you're so high on the "food chain" when you're a fucking loser.  No one here likes you, no one likes you (which is true).  Believe me God will be happy that a mistake like you would be gone.

Elicia gasped and Jordan said "everyone likes me more than you shut up i hate you you're not my friend" and hung up.

So anyway I hope he never speaks to us again.
Title: Re: A wizard has turned you into a whale
Post by: Boyager on July 22, 2008, 01:02:16 PM
Quote from: Boyager on July 22, 2008, 12:59:01 PM
I can't BELIEVE what my friend did.  I officially love her.  No homo.

Well, all four of us were on the phone, and I was on the house phone):  
Elicia, Felicity, Jordan(i fucking hate that two faced, prejudice, one moment my friend one moment bad mouths me  weeaboo son of a bitch who is like that to felicity too), and I.  Well Elicia pities how everyone hates him, but she's too quiet and won't tell him.  Felicity has a temper, but she doesn't really let it loose.  Well Felicity was in Daiei, now called Don Quixote or something, which is like a Japanese Wal-Mart.  

Felicity: Everyone was fucking staring at me.
elicia: Why?
Jordan: *NOT PAYING ATTENTION TO CONVO* *SINGING HEADSTRONG AHH*
Felicity: ...I don't know I was like the only white girl in there haha
Me: Well YOU WERE probably surrounded by Japs hahaha
Jordan: JAP IS RACIST YOU WHITE BIMBO WE SHOULD HANG UP ON HER
Me: Are you fucking kidding me?
Elicia: That's not nice...
Felicity: ...You're such a bitch.  I fucking despise you.  Can you kill yourself?  You think you're so high on the "food chain" when you're a fucking loser.  No one here likes you, no one likes you (which is true).  Believe me God will be happy that a mistake like you would be gone.

Elicia gasped and Jordan said "everyone likes me more than you shut up i hate you you're not my friend" and hung up.

So anyway I hope he never speaks to us again.
wtf
Title: Re: A wizard has turned you into a whale
Post by: Boyager on July 22, 2008, 06:37:09 PM
Quote from: Boyager on July 22, 2008, 12:58:53 PM
lol
you're an idiot

Are you going to explain or are you just gonna call me an idiot?
Title: Re: A wizard has turned you into a whale
Post by: Boyager on July 22, 2008, 06:44:23 PM
Quote from: Boyager on July 22, 2008, 06:37:09 PM
Are you going to explain or are you just gonna call me an idiot?

All mammals have a small amount of fur/hair, as I've stated before. Whales, being mammals, are no exception. While their hair isn't really visible unless you take a close look, they have small hairs covering most of their body,
like humans. We have a lot of hair on certain parts of out bodies, but the rest of it is covered in a few very small ones.
Title: Re: A wizard has turned you into a whale
Post by: Boyager on July 22, 2008, 06:45:57 PM
Quote from: Boyager on July 22, 2008, 06:44:23 PM
All mammals have a small amount of fur/hair, as I've stated before. Whales, being mammals, are no exception. While their hair isn't really visible unless you take a close look, they have small hairs covering most of their body,
like humans. We have a lot of hair on certain parts of out bodies, but the rest of it is covered in a few very small ones.

That's all I needed to hear doodella; I hate private elementary schools :'(
Title: Re: A wizard has turned you into a whale
Post by: Boyager on July 22, 2008, 10:31:26 PM
Quote from: Boyager on July 21, 2008, 07:14:06 PM
killer whale

not actually whale
thread is invalid :'(