[youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=DCi19bqYSmQ[/youtube]
What if this happened to you?
OH SH-
UH, UH, I WAS SLEEPING, UHHH gonk;
how many people masterbate with the covers up to their neck anyway befuddlement
Who masturbates in their bed? I do it in my computer chair
Quote from: Soundwave on July 16, 2008, 10:23:26 PM
Who masturbates in their bed? I do it in my computer chair
I've done the latter most recently. befuddlement
it looks like he was concentrating on that woman who may be his mother while masturbating eww
I'd just stop moving my hands.
really, if you're covered with thick blankets, no one's going to know unless your penis reaches your neck like mine.
There's some messed up people in this world.
Quote from: Lawlz on July 16, 2008, 10:40:53 PM
really, if you're covered with thick blankets, no one's going to know unless your penis reaches your neck like mine.
haha
what a freak of a mom. i'd sex her
if i was caught doing that i'd probably freeze up and not know what to do
Not only that, but my mom/dad/whoever wouldn't just say "natural feelings bla bla bla i'll knock next time", they'd throw the computer off the roof. befuddlement
That happened to me, only it was my sister. I made a thread about it a few months ago.
"It felt good. Didn't it."
Damn, what a [spoiler=literary reference that may go over your heads]stepford wife[/spoiler] doodthing;