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Title: My dad is a fucktard.
Post by: hotlikesauce. on June 29, 2008, 10:52:46 AM
He thinks I'm gay because I don't have a girlfriend.


He thinks I'm lazy just because I don't go outside every fucking day.



So I played Call of Duty 4 last night till about 11, then I was texting this girl Madison. I was up till like 3 texting her. So my dad wakes me up at 12 and bitches about how I didn't get up till twelve. So he's like "I'm tired of you staying up all god damn night playing that Xbox". So I'm just thinking "that's bullshit." I show him my phone, and how my last messages sent and received were 3:02 and 3:04. So he said "Well you were texting in between games or something." So I reply "I definately have the time to reply every thirty seconds to every text message while I'm playing."


So he whines about that, and bitches about how my sister's friens is coming over, and how my room isn't clean. and I'm just thinking "Honestly. Why the fuck would she go into my room. She has no business in there.  My door is always shut so it's not like she'll see it." So then he's like "Well we're going to Wal-Mart. Are you going?"

"No."

"My god Kevin, you're so fucking lazy." *YOU JUST TOLD ME TO CLEAN THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE* "I gotta clean. Remember?"




:(   /wrists So then I listened to Eminem for an hour, did a shitty job on the cleaning, and took a shower.
Title: Re: My dad is a fucktard.
Post by: KonohaShinobi on June 29, 2008, 10:54:08 AM
What the hell is /wrists?

And yeah that was pretty stupid of him.
Title: Re: My dad is a fucktard.
Post by: hotlikesauce. on June 29, 2008, 10:56:20 AM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on June 29, 2008, 10:54:08 AM
What the hell is /wrists?

And yeah that was pretty stupid of him.



"slash wrists"


I know. And when he comes home he's going to bitch about how I "didn't open the door fast enough" (he got groceries). I honestly cannot, for the life of me, understand why everything I do disappoints him.



Like, just yesterday, I took out the trash cause it was full. He yelled at me because it "was the wrong time". Just a week ago, he yelled to no end about how I didn't take it out without him telling me to.
Title: Re: My dad is a fucktard.
Post by: Meyer Lansky on June 29, 2008, 10:58:43 AM
Don't let it get to you and just do what you have to do. Once he sees that he isn't pushing your buttons anymore than he loses this stupid "game" parents love to play.
Title: Re: My dad is a fucktard.
Post by: Trini on June 29, 2008, 10:58:56 AM
My dad bitches about how I'm not part of the family since I absolutely refuse to go shopping with them.

My mom picks up every fucking thing that interests her like a 10 year old, and when you put it back cause we already have plenty of them. She throws a bitch fit. So I just stopped going.  :|
Title: Re: My dad is a fucktard.
Post by: The artist formally known on June 29, 2008, 11:03:31 AM
Quote from: Silent Rob on June 29, 2008, 10:56:20 AM

"slash wrists"


I know. And when he comes home he's going to bitch about how I "didn't open the door fast enough" (he got groceries). I honestly cannot, for the life of me, understand why everything I do disappoints him.



Like, just yesterday, I took out the trash cause it was full. He yelled at me because it "was the wrong time". Just a week ago, he yelled to no end about how I didn't take it out without him telling me to.
It's because your dad's life sucks and is a very negative person. He tries to find things to be pissed off about to justify his crappy life.
Title: Re: My dad is a fucktard.
Post by: hotlikesauce. on June 29, 2008, 11:12:44 AM
I found a horrible example.



A couple weeks ago my sister, her boyfriend and I were playing hide and seek. I couldn't play Xbox because he would whine about it, and this was all we could think of. So I was oin the garage, and I tripped over some lawn equipment that wasn't supposed to be there (his fault).

I ran into the wall, and this glass jar (with nothing in it) fell over and busted. I heard some stomping.  I didn't hear a "are you all right?" "are you ok?" or "is anyone hurt?". I got a "clean this fucking mess up and stop whatever stupid shit you're doing."
Title: Re: My dad is a fucktard.
Post by: prettygirl on June 29, 2008, 11:36:45 AM
Quote from: Silent Rob on June 29, 2008, 10:56:20 AM
I honestly cannot, for the life of me, understand why everything I do disappoints him.

awh that makes me wanna cry :/
he treats you the same way my dad treats my brother, and i fucking love my brother and i hate my dad for it..but i love my dad. he can just be so unreasonable sometimes. parents are ridiculous.
Title: Re: My dad is a fucktard.
Post by: Placebo Headwound on June 29, 2008, 12:43:02 PM
Quote from: Vostroya on June 29, 2008, 11:41:47 AM
kick him in the penis



Don't you mean "punch him in the asshole?" doodthing;
Title: Re: My dad is a fucktard.
Post by: Wrench on June 29, 2008, 12:46:28 PM
Jesus christ, what an asshole. Dick slap him.
Title: Re: My dad is a fucktard.
Post by: Socks on June 29, 2008, 07:39:23 PM
Your dad was probably exactly the same way when he grew up and now he wants to force you to do shit he either did not or could not do.
Title: Re: My dad is a fucktard.
Post by: mariofreak on June 29, 2008, 08:35:43 PM
no1 cares
Title: Re: My dad is a fucktard.
Post by: Trini on June 29, 2008, 08:37:17 PM
Quote from: mariofreak on June 29, 2008, 08:35:43 PM
no1 cares

Wrong thread sorry.
Title: Re: My dad is a fucktard.
Post by: Himu on June 29, 2008, 09:14:10 PM
My dad regrets everything he's done to me which is a lor of regretting to do.  Today I got to go on a shopping spree and  told him thanks and it made his day because he thinks I hate him.  It's my mom that has been bitchy lately.
Title: Re: My dad is a fucktard.
Post by: Socks on June 29, 2008, 09:30:26 PM
Thanks for once again reminding me to never spoil my children for no reason Hime.
Title: Re: My dad is a fucktard.
Post by: Himu on June 29, 2008, 09:35:25 PM
Quote from: Socks on June 29, 2008, 09:30:26 PM
Thanks for once again reminding me to never spoil my children for no reason Hime.
I didn't even want to go.  Shopping with my dad is like shopping with a giant slug.  One time when I didn't want to go to the beach and see a movie with him he got kind of upset. ;-;

But you're welcome.
Title: Re: My dad is a fucktard.
Post by: Walter on June 30, 2008, 09:08:34 AM
Hey M!ppo, guess what? I don't care.  baddood;
Title: Re: My dad is a fucktard.
Post by: KonohaShinobi on June 30, 2008, 09:11:02 AM
Quote from: Silent Rob on June 29, 2008, 11:12:44 AM
A couple weeks ago my sister, her boyfriend and I were playing hide and seek.

What the hell? How old is your sister?
Title: Re: My dad is a fucktard.
Post by: ME## on June 30, 2008, 09:12:46 AM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on June 30, 2008, 09:11:02 AM
What the hell? How old is your sister?


lol I was thinking that too when I saw it.
Title: Re: My dad is a fucktard.
Post by: Walter on June 30, 2008, 09:14:28 AM
Quote from: ME86 on June 30, 2008, 09:12:46 AM
lol I was thinking that too when I saw it.


What's wrong with hide and seek? Me and my friends were playing it a couple weeks ago and we are all 17. baddood;
Title: Re: My dad is a fucktard.
Post by: KonohaShinobi on June 30, 2008, 09:15:29 AM
Quote from: Zyphet on June 30, 2008, 09:14:28 AM
What's wrong with hide and seek? Me and my friends were playing it a couple weeks ago and we are all 17. baddood;

It's a little premature.
Title: Re: My dad is a fucktard.
Post by: Chris (JayJay) on June 30, 2008, 09:17:25 AM
Quote from: Zyphet on June 30, 2008, 09:14:28 AM
What's wrong with hide and seek? Me and my friends were playing it a couple weeks ago and we are all 17. baddood;


Were you all holding hands and skipping across the park?
Title: Re: My dad is a fucktard.
Post by: KonohaShinobi on June 30, 2008, 09:19:36 AM
Quote from: PARROTHEAD on June 30, 2008, 09:17:25 AM
Were you all holding hands and skipping across the park?

lol
Title: Re: My dad is a fucktard.
Post by: Walter on June 30, 2008, 09:26:17 AM
Quote from: PARROTHEAD on June 30, 2008, 09:17:25 AM
Were you all holding hands and skipping across the park?


...Maybe.  :(
Title: Re: My dad is a fucktard.
Post by: hotlikesauce. on June 30, 2008, 09:59:25 AM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on June 30, 2008, 09:11:02 AM
What the hell? How old is your sister?



17
Title: Re: My dad is a fucktard.
Post by: Ezloﺕ on June 30, 2008, 10:05:23 AM
Quote from: mariofreak on June 29, 2008, 08:35:43 PM
no1 cares
Now I'm avoiding trying to say that because you just completely ruined it.
Title: Re: My dad is a fucktard.
Post by: Chris (JayJay) on June 30, 2008, 10:06:41 AM
Quote from: Ezlo on June 30, 2008, 10:05:23 AM
Now I'm avoiding trying to say that because you just completely ruined it.

Quote from: mariofreak on June 29, 2008, 08:35:43 PM
no1 cares
Title: Re: My dad is a fucktard.
Post by: Ezloﺕ on June 30, 2008, 10:08:36 AM
Quote from: PARROTHEAD on June 30, 2008, 10:06:41 AM

Once again, I was able to predict (and successfully get it right) what you were going to say. fhtagn;
Title: Re: My dad is a fucktard.
Post by: Chris (JayJay) on June 30, 2008, 10:09:57 AM
Quote from: Ezlo on June 30, 2008, 10:08:36 AM
Once again, I was able to predict (and successfully get it right) what you were going to say. fhtagn;


you know me well baby
Title: Re: My dad is a fucktard.
Post by: FAMY2 on June 30, 2008, 10:18:05 AM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on June 30, 2008, 09:15:29 AM
It's a little premature.


Maybe a little immature too.   O_0