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Title: Did I ever say...
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on June 11, 2008, 10:50:47 AM
When I actually started thinking I was bi?

Well, you guys remember that one thread about a hypothetical sexual encounter between me and lawlz?

Well I got an enormous boner writing and reading it.spam;
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Daddy on June 11, 2008, 10:52:15 AM
Wow you're gay.  I can't say I've ever gotten a boner describing a sexual encounter with a male, or have attempted to describe one for that matter.  doodthing;
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on June 11, 2008, 10:52:56 AM
Quote from: JMV on June 11, 2008, 10:52:15 AM
Wow you're gay.  I can't say I've ever gotten a boner describing a sexual encounter with a male, or have attempted to describe one for that matter.  doodthing;

I like girls too I'm not gay.
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Socks on June 11, 2008, 10:54:15 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on June 11, 2008, 10:52:56 AM
I like girls too I'm not gay.


You're definitely not straight.
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on June 11, 2008, 10:54:58 AM
Quote from: Socks on June 11, 2008, 10:54:15 AM
You're definitely not straight.
Well of course. goonish
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: wawi on June 11, 2008, 10:55:49 AM
Wait, what thread was that?
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Socks on June 11, 2008, 10:56:12 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on June 11, 2008, 10:54:58 AM
Well of course.


That's all that matters, the rest is pointless.
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on June 11, 2008, 10:56:33 AM
Quote from: Kunta Kinte on June 11, 2008, 10:55:49 AM
Wait, what thread was that?
Made it a long,long time ago.

JMV locked it, I thought it should have been stickied for great justice.spam;
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on June 11, 2008, 10:57:56 AM
Jesus I'm one fucked up kid.spam;
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Daddy on June 11, 2008, 10:58:54 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on June 11, 2008, 10:52:56 AM
I like girls too I'm not gay.
Of or relating to males who experience a sexual attraction toward, and responsiveness to, other males.

homosexual: someone who practices homosexuality; having a sexual attraction to persons of the same sex

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=define%3A+gay&btnG=Google+Search
urgay
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on June 11, 2008, 11:00:10 AM
Quote from: JMV on June 11, 2008, 10:58:54 AM
Of or relating to males who experience a sexual attraction toward, and responsiveness to, other males.

homosexual: someone who practices homosexuality; having a sexual attraction to persons of the same sex

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=define%3A+gay&btnG=Google+Search
urgay
Well I still like vagina. doodella;
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: ME## on June 11, 2008, 11:00:46 AM
Oh.


I thought you made that thread after the one about you masturbating to gay porn?  befuddlement
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on June 11, 2008, 11:02:06 AM
Quote from: ME86 on June 11, 2008, 11:00:46 AM
Oh.


I thought you made that thread after the one about you masturbating to gay porn?  befuddlement


Also, I actually did finish.spam;

What I masturbated too...KH hentai. >.<

I lied.
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: ME## on June 11, 2008, 11:05:38 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on June 11, 2008, 11:02:06 AM
Also, I actually did finish.spam;

What I masturbated too...KH hentai. >.<

I lied.


wut


You mean Kingdom Hearts yaoi? ugly;
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: V on June 11, 2008, 11:13:05 AM
Quote from: JMV on June 11, 2008, 10:52:15 AM
Wow you're gay. 

Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: V on June 11, 2008, 11:13:52 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on June 11, 2008, 11:00:10 AM
Well I still like vagina. doodella;
You've never had it, so how do you know you like it? psyduck;
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Wrench on June 11, 2008, 11:14:56 AM
what the christ
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on June 11, 2008, 11:15:16 AM
Quote from: V on June 11, 2008, 11:13:52 AM
You've never had it, so how do you know you like it? psyduck;
befuddlement
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on June 11, 2008, 11:15:28 AM
Quote from: Major Wrench on June 11, 2008, 11:14:56 AM
what the christ
Yeah I know. doodella;
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: V on June 11, 2008, 11:15:48 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on June 11, 2008, 11:15:16 AM
befuddlement

You're a fucking retard.

also, a fag.
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on June 11, 2008, 11:16:38 AM
Quote from: V on June 11, 2008, 11:15:48 AM
You're a fucking retard.

also, a fag.
Well let me rephrase, I'm still attracted to women.

more so then men.
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Geno on June 11, 2008, 11:17:10 AM
Cam we went through this yesterday.  baddood;

You're gay now stfu
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: V on June 11, 2008, 11:19:29 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on June 11, 2008, 11:16:38 AM
Well let me rephrase, I'm still attracted to women.

more so then men.

You've never had sexual female interaction; this phase of you being attracted to men will blow over once you get a taste of the opposite sex.

But for now, you're as gay as they come.
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Socks on June 11, 2008, 11:20:37 AM
Quote from: V on June 11, 2008, 11:19:29 AM
You've never had sexual female interaction; this phase of you being attracted to men will blow over once you get a taste of the opposite sex.

But for now, you're as gay as they come.


Pretty much dead on.
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on June 11, 2008, 11:21:08 AM
Quote from: V on June 11, 2008, 11:19:29 AM
You've never had sexual female interaction; this phase of you being attracted to men will blow over once you get a taste of the opposite sex.

But for now, you're as gay as they come.
How do you know?

Have you ever been attracted to men?
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Geno on June 11, 2008, 11:22:29 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on June 11, 2008, 11:21:08 AM
How do you know?

Have you ever been attracted to men?
Cam just shut the fuck up.
You're only making yourself look like a bigger fag.
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: V on June 11, 2008, 11:22:48 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on June 11, 2008, 11:21:08 AM
How do you know?

Have you ever been attracted to men?
Never.

But I had sexual interaction with a female at a young age(13), so I experienced the beauty that is vagina before my mind could start thinking the bullshit you're thinking.


Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on June 11, 2008, 11:24:48 AM
Quote from: V on June 11, 2008, 11:22:48 AM
Never.

But I had sexual interaction with a female at a young age(13), so I experienced the beauty that is vagina before my mind could start thinking the bullshit you're thinking.



Did she have a nice tight round ass?
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Geno on June 11, 2008, 11:26:53 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on June 11, 2008, 11:24:48 AM
Did she have a nice tight round ass?
Alright Cam. Fuck you.
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: V on June 11, 2008, 11:29:14 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on June 11, 2008, 11:24:48 AM
Did she have a nice tight round ass?
I was in the dark, and I just got on top for about 15-20 minutes. Wasn't really experienced so I wasn't thinking of nothing much but the feeling.

With experience comes more experimenting.

[spoiler]Just no men on men experimenting.  baddood;[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on June 11, 2008, 11:29:59 AM
Quote from: V on June 11, 2008, 11:29:14 AM
I was in the dark, and I just got on top for about 15-20 minutes. Wasn't really experienced so I wasn't thinking of nothing much but the feeling.

With experience comes more experimenting.

[spoiler]Just no men on men experimenting.  baddood;[/spoiler]
did you pull out

did you make the bitch moan
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: V on June 11, 2008, 11:31:39 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on June 11, 2008, 11:29:59 AM
did you pull out

did you make the bitch moan

Had a condom; no need to pull out.

I don't remember.
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on June 11, 2008, 11:32:27 AM
Quote from: V on June 11, 2008, 11:31:39 AM
Had a condom; no need to pull out.

I don't remember.
I've had a condom on before, how would you be able to feel anything with that shit on?
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Daddy on June 11, 2008, 11:33:01 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on June 11, 2008, 11:32:27 AM
I've had a condom on before, how would you be able to feel anything with that shit on?
lmao
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: V on June 11, 2008, 11:33:08 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on June 11, 2008, 11:32:27 AM
I've had a condom on before, how would you be able to feel anything with that shit on?
You can feel it, just not as good without it.
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on June 11, 2008, 11:33:54 AM
Quote from: V on June 11, 2008, 11:33:08 AM
You can feel it, just not as good without it.
I tried to masturbate with one for the hell of it and I couldn't feel anything.
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Socks on June 11, 2008, 11:35:30 AM
You can just start and finish with a condom and hit it raw in between.
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: C.Mongler on June 11, 2008, 11:35:47 AM
Quote from: JMV on June 11, 2008, 10:52:15 AM
Wow you're gay.  I can't say I've ever gotten a boner describing a sexual encounter with a male, or have attempted to describe one for that matter.  doodthing;



I once got a boner when I read a fan fiction where Ash boned a bulbasaur.
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: V on June 11, 2008, 11:36:24 AM
Quote from: Socks on June 11, 2008, 11:35:30 AM
You can just start and finish with a condom and hit it raw in between.
That's precisely what I do.

Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: KonohaShinobi on June 11, 2008, 11:36:58 AM
How many threads do we need about your sexuality?
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Socks on June 11, 2008, 11:38:22 AM
Quote from: V on June 11, 2008, 11:36:24 AM
That's precisely what I do.


And if need be, bitch won't know what, I mean how, you hit her.
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on June 11, 2008, 11:38:34 AM
Quote from: KonohaShinob-e on June 11, 2008, 11:36:58 AM
How many threads do we need about your sexuality?
a lot
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on June 11, 2008, 11:48:33 AM
Quote from: Sonic the Hedgehog on June 11, 2008, 11:46:47 AM
No one cares about your sexuality.
It's just a topic to discuss, so far the thread has spawned legitimate discussion. Now shut up, you stupid piece of shit.
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: V on June 11, 2008, 11:49:04 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on June 11, 2008, 11:48:33 AM
It's just a topic to discuss, so far the thread has spawned legitimate discussion. Now shut up, you stupid piece of shit.

I agree with Cam, for once.
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on June 11, 2008, 11:57:38 AM
Quote from: V on June 11, 2008, 11:49:04 AM
I agree with Cam, for once.
Hey V, do they notice when you take the condom off?

How do you do it?
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: KonohaShinobi on June 11, 2008, 11:58:04 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on June 11, 2008, 11:57:38 AM
Hey V, do they notice when you take the condom off?

How do you do it?

What the hell?
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on June 11, 2008, 12:01:50 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinob-e on June 11, 2008, 11:58:04 AM
What the hell?
What?
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: V on June 11, 2008, 12:10:56 PM
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on June 11, 2008, 11:57:38 AM
Hey V, do they notice when you take the condom off?

How do you do it?

I only take the condom off with Brittany, and she knows it. 

Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on June 11, 2008, 12:14:10 PM
Quote from: V on June 11, 2008, 12:10:56 PM
I only take the condom off with Brittany, and she knows it. 


Brittany your girl?
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: superclucky on June 11, 2008, 12:56:40 PM
Quote from: JMV on June 11, 2008, 10:52:15 AM
Wow you're gay.  I can't say I've ever gotten a boner describing a sexual encounter with a male, or have attempted to describe one for that matter.  doodthing;

Not what Felt told me. spam;
Title: Re: Did I ever say...
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 11, 2008, 02:38:29 PM
would it be ok if i admitted i was a bit scared right about now doodthing;