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Title: Good pickup lines (part deux)
Post by: Houdini on June 08, 2008, 10:18:48 PM
I have a scat fetish
Title: Re: Good pickup lines (part deux)
Post by: Geno on June 08, 2008, 10:19:51 PM
My name is Geno
Title: Re: Good pickup lines (part deux)
Post by: Classic on June 08, 2008, 10:20:37 PM
You're like a big hairy booger. I can't seems to keep you out of my mouth.
Title: Re: Good pickup lines (part deux)
Post by: Ringo on June 08, 2008, 10:21:07 PM
You know they say the eyes are the windows to the soul, if that's the case your soul must be beautiful.

Do you need to do your hair in the morning or do you just wake up with it perfect?

Title: Re: Good pickup lines (part deux)
Post by: Houdini on June 08, 2008, 10:23:22 PM
I bet your hair would look better with this new shampoo; it's called "my semen"
Title: Re: Good pickup lines (part deux)
Post by: Meyer Lansky on June 08, 2008, 10:24:49 PM
No pickup lines are necessary.

When in doubt, whip it out.
Title: Re: Good pickup lines (part deux)
Post by: Himu on June 08, 2008, 11:14:32 PM
hi my name is doug that's god spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
Title: Re: Good pickup lines (part deux)
Post by: superclucky on June 08, 2008, 11:25:19 PM
Quote from: Lala on June 08, 2008, 11:14:32 PM
hi my name is doug that's god spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.
i don't get it
is it suppose to be saying gewd
Title: Re: Good pickup lines (part deux)
Post by: Wrench on June 09, 2008, 07:01:56 AM
Hi, I post on Internet forums. Want to fuck?
Title: Re: Good pickup lines (part deux)
Post by: hotlikesauce. on June 09, 2008, 07:30:37 AM
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Title: Re: Good pickup lines (part deux)
Post by: Meyer Lansky on June 09, 2008, 08:35:34 AM
Quote from: Clucky et al. on June 08, 2008, 11:25:19 PM
i don't get it
is it suppose to be saying gewd
You're dumber than I thought.

Doug is the name. Doug = D-O-U-G

Spelled backwards it is G-U-O-D. "That's God spelled backwards with a little bit of you ('u') wrapped up in it."

Take away the letter 'u' . . .

God = G-O-D
Title: Re: Good pickup lines (part deux)
Post by: Socks on June 09, 2008, 10:10:55 AM
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.  baddood;
Title: Re: Good pickup lines (part deux)
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on June 09, 2008, 10:13:23 AM
Quote from: Socks on June 09, 2008, 10:10:55 AM
Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.  baddood;
Did it wrong.
Title: Re: Good pickup lines (part deux)
Post by: Socks on June 09, 2008, 10:14:58 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on June 09, 2008, 10:13:23 AM
Did it wrong.


The other notice is unnecessary.
Title: Re: Good pickup lines (part deux)
Post by: wawi on June 09, 2008, 11:19:25 AM
Quote from: Sergeant Cameron. on June 09, 2008, 10:13:23 AM
Did it wrong.

And yet, it still works for him  baddood;
Title: Re: Good pickup lines (part deux)
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on June 09, 2008, 11:20:09 AM
Slow down fo me
Ah you movin too fast
My fangas keep slippin
I'm tryna grip dat ass
Title: Re: Good pickup lines (part deux)
Post by: Ringo on June 09, 2008, 11:30:23 AM
"Hi my name's Theodore Bundy, friends call me Ted."
Title: Re: Good pickup lines (part deux)
Post by: Houdini on June 09, 2008, 11:33:59 AM
"My name is Albert Fish, but my friends like to call me Ringo"
Title: Re: Good pickup lines (part deux)
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 09, 2008, 02:29:28 PM
hi i'm reefer <3
Title: Re: Good pickup lines (part deux)
Post by: Ringo on June 09, 2008, 02:32:32 PM
If I was going to re-arrange the alphabet I'd move I as far from U as possible.
Title: Re: Good pickup lines (part deux)
Post by: Hiro on June 09, 2008, 02:34:02 PM
I would like to place my genitals inside of yours.
Title: Re: Good pickup lines (part deux)
Post by: Feynman on June 09, 2008, 03:02:42 PM
hey baby i've got a solid state drive
Title: Re: Good pickup lines (part deux)
Post by: Ezloﺕ on June 09, 2008, 03:16:52 PM
I lost my number, can I have yours?
Title: Re: Good pickup lines (part deux)
Post by: V on June 09, 2008, 03:19:05 PM
Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me; don't you know who the fuck I am?
Title: Re: Good pickup lines (part deux)
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on June 09, 2008, 03:21:19 PM
I heard you're sweet; can I have a taste? baddood;
Title: Re: Good pickup lines (part deux)
Post by: Socks on June 09, 2008, 06:25:38 PM
Quote from: V on June 09, 2008, 03:19:05 PM
Silly bitch, your weapons cannot harm me; don't you know who the fuck I am?


You can't run bitch, you can't run, I got your raincoat.
Title: Re: Good pickup lines (part deux)
Post by: YPrrrr on June 10, 2008, 06:27:45 PM
Quote from: Hiro on June 09, 2008, 02:34:02 PM
I would like to place my genitals inside of yours.
Now I really want to see a gay person put that pick up line into use
Title: Re: Good pickup lines (part deux)
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on June 10, 2008, 06:31:21 PM
badmaomchacoaufcha Yeahhhhhhh
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