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Title: lmao my dad is an ass.
Post by: Daddy on June 02, 2008, 02:35:01 PM
He got home and was like "What did you do today?" and I was like "Nothing, but my ear hurtsââ,¬Â¦" about to ask him for my doctor's number so I can schedule an appointment if it wasn't cleared up by tomorrow.  Instead he cuts me off and was like "oh but it's fine enough for you to sit online all day" and some other retarded shit.
doodthing;


Title: Re: lmao my dad is an ass.
Post by: Feynman on June 02, 2008, 02:35:34 PM
GO BACK TO SCHOOL
Title: Re: lmao my dad is an ass.
Post by: hotlikesauce. on June 02, 2008, 02:35:54 PM
Well, I wouldn't imagine that you use your ear for the internet.
Title: Re: lmao my dad is an ass.
Post by: ME## on June 02, 2008, 02:36:51 PM
oh god lol.



That sucks for you.
Title: Re: lmao my dad is an ass.
Post by: Daddy on June 02, 2008, 02:37:55 PM
Quote from: ME86 on June 02, 2008, 02:36:51 PM
oh god lol.



That sucks for you.
HE'S JUST TRYING TO KICK ME OUT FASTER.

no one loves me  :(
Title: Re: lmao my dad is an ass.
Post by: hotlikesauce. on June 02, 2008, 02:38:26 PM
buy hookers

and lots of them
Title: Re: lmao my dad is an ass.
Post by: ME## on June 02, 2008, 02:40:04 PM
Quote from: Silent Rob on June 02, 2008, 02:38:26 PM
buy hookers

and lots of them


What would that do exactly?  befuddlement
Title: Re: lmao my dad is an ass.
Post by: hotlikesauce. on June 02, 2008, 02:41:31 PM
Quote from: ME86 on June 02, 2008, 02:40:04 PM
What would that do exactly?  befuddlement


he might lose his virginity. it isn't like he could it with REAL girls.
Title: Re: lmao my dad is an ass.
Post by: Daddy on June 02, 2008, 02:41:58 PM
Quote from: Silent Rob on June 02, 2008, 02:41:31 PM
he might lose his virginity. it isn't like he could it with REAL girls.
You're an idiot. psyduck;
Title: Re: lmao my dad is an ass.
Post by: superclucky on June 02, 2008, 02:42:01 PM
listen to portishead y/n


also clean the house or do something helpful so he'll be like "wtf"
Title: Re: lmao my dad is an ass.
Post by: Daddy on June 02, 2008, 02:42:28 PM
Quote from: Clucky et al. on June 02, 2008, 02:42:01 PM
listen to portishead y/n


also clean the house or do something helpful so he'll be like "wtf"
If I stand up all i hear is
dsjkfalsdfjka;sfja;f;afkafjajkf;akfjkfjaj;df
Title: Re: lmao my dad is an ass.
Post by: superclucky on June 02, 2008, 02:42:42 PM
Quote from: Silent Rob on June 02, 2008, 02:41:31 PM
he might lose his virginity. it isn't like he could it with REAL girls.
Aww, why are you so mean to him? ]:
Title: Re: lmao my dad is an ass.
Post by: hotlikesauce. on June 02, 2008, 02:42:50 PM
Quote from: JMV on June 02, 2008, 02:41:58 PM
You're an idiot. psyduck;


luv you too ;D
Title: Re: lmao my dad is an ass.
Post by: hotlikesauce. on June 02, 2008, 02:43:19 PM
Quote from: Clucky et al. on June 02, 2008, 02:42:42 PM
Aww, why are you so mean to him? ]:


im jk

i luv jayemvee.
Title: Re: lmao my dad is an ass.
Post by: Snorkel on June 02, 2008, 02:53:39 PM
you should just move out

find a condemned house and ask if you can live in it until they demolish it and just go house-hoppin'

bum wifi from starbucks and stuff

or you could get a job
Title: Re: lmao my dad is an ass.
Post by: Daddy on June 02, 2008, 02:54:41 PM
Quote from: Snorkel on June 02, 2008, 02:53:39 PM
you should just move out

find a condemned house and ask if you can live in it until they demolish it and just go house-hoppin'

bum wifi from starbucks and stuff

or you could get a job
I'M GOING TO MY GRANDFATHER'S HOUSE TOMORROW LMAO
I'm going to ask if I can live there.  I think they have wi-fi, IDK.
Title: Re: lmao my dad is an ass.
Post by: Himu on June 02, 2008, 04:04:12 PM
My parents always bitch and say "Hey you have plenty to do than going on the computer 24/7", and then I'm like "Not really there's nothing to do here." then they say "bitch bitch read a book bitch bitch play outside with your siblings and their friends (they're like 7-8 years younger)" and whenever I do something nice like vacuuming the house, cleaning the kitchen, making dinner, they bitch and say "Wow you're off the computer wow", and then bitch and irk me so bad that I go back up and bitch to you guys. baddood;

See how it works.
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Post by: hotlikesauce. on June 02, 2008, 04:05:27 PM
Quote from: Lala on June 02, 2008, 04:04:12 PM
My parents always bitch and say "Hey you have plenty to do than going on the computer 24/7", and then I'm like "Not really there's nothing to do here." then they say "bitch bitch read a book bitch bitch play outside with your siblings and their friends (they're like 7-8 years younger)" and whenever I do something nice like vacuuming the house, cleaning the kitchen, making dinner, they bitch and say "Wow you're off the computer wow", and then bitch and irk me so bad that I go back up and bitch to you guys. baddood;

See how it works.


You forgot to say "bitch".
Title: Re: lmao my dad is an ass.
Post by: Himu on June 02, 2008, 04:07:35 PM
Quote from: Silent Rob on June 02, 2008, 04:05:27 PM
You forgot to say "bitch".
I forgot two when quoting my parents. befuddlement
Title: Re: lmao my dad is an ass.
Post by: Classic on June 02, 2008, 04:08:08 PM
Quote from: JMV on June 02, 2008, 02:54:41 PM
I'M GOING TO MY GRANDFATHER'S HOUSE TOMORROW LMAO
I'm going to ask if I can live there.  I think they have wi-fi, IDK.

Oh Em Gee.

Does that mean we can play Mario Kart Wii together? :3
Title: Re: lmao my dad is an ass.
Post by: hotlikesauce. on June 02, 2008, 04:09:07 PM
Quote from: Lala on June 02, 2008, 04:07:35 PM
I forgot two when quoting my parents. befuddlement


Wait. You did that?
Title: Re: lmao my dad is an ass.
Post by: Daddy on June 02, 2008, 04:11:16 PM
Quote from: Classic the Grumpy Homo on June 02, 2008, 04:08:08 PM
Oh Em Gee.

Does that mean we can play Mario Kart Wii together? :3
I don't have the game.  baddood;
Title: Re: lmao my dad is an ass.
Post by: Classic on June 02, 2008, 04:15:28 PM
Quote from: JMV on June 02, 2008, 04:11:16 PM
I don't have the game.  baddood;

What if I buy it for you?
Title: Re: lmao my dad is an ass.
Post by: Daddy on June 02, 2008, 04:17:05 PM
Quote from: Classic the Grumpy Homo on June 02, 2008, 04:15:28 PM
What if I buy it for you?
I don't know, I bought brawl and haven't touched it since a week after its launch.  :(

Games can't keep my interest anymore.  >.<
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Post by: Houdini on June 02, 2008, 04:17:54 PM
Quote from: Silent Rob on June 02, 2008, 04:05:27 PM
You forgot to say "bitch".
You forgot to be a fucking moron.
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Post by: guido123 on June 02, 2008, 04:18:23 PM
Quote from: ME86 on June 02, 2008, 02:40:04 PM
What would that do exactly?  befuddlement
ha wow you are retarted
Title: Re: lmao my dad is an ass.
Post by: Feynman on June 02, 2008, 04:54:48 PM
My parents have accepted my geekyness and my attraction to computers. They've accepted it so much that they don't call it an addiction anymore, and call it my "hobby" or "talent". My dad doesn't bitch about me being on the computer all the time since I do his taxes, and my mother doesn't care as long as she has a way to communicate with her family in other countries via Skype and MSN. Other parts of the family don't mind it either, and just call my extreme technological competence "intelligence", thus my nickname "Gates", and me being the go-to guy for tech-related solutions.

My dad's also getting me a new computer later this month when I'm done with school.
Title: Re: lmao my dad is an ass.
Post by: Daddy on June 02, 2008, 04:55:48 PM
Quote from: Bassir on June 02, 2008, 04:54:48 PM
My parents have accepted my geekyness and my attraction to computers. They've accepted it so much that they don't call it an addiction anymore, and call it my "hobby" or "talent". My dad doesn't bitch about me being on the computer all the time since I do his taxes, and my mother doesn't care as long as she has a way to communicate with her family in other countries via Skype and MSN.

My dad's also getting me a new computer later this month when I'm done with school.
It's not that I was online but that he's a whiny fuck who always feels the need to bother me for money.
Title: Re: lmao my dad is an ass.
Post by: Squirtlejazz on June 02, 2008, 07:15:08 PM
Tell him that you are Admin of Boyah and you'll ban his ass.
or STFU noob works too.
Title: Re: lmao my dad is an ass.
Post by: Socks on June 02, 2008, 07:43:18 PM
I'm beating my child if all they do is stay inside and play on the internet.  baddood;
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Post by: Geno on June 02, 2008, 07:44:42 PM
Quote from: Socks on June 02, 2008, 07:43:18 PM
I'm beating my child if all they do is stay inside and play on the internet.  baddood;
go play some vidja gaymes Socks
Title: Re: lmao my dad is an ass.
Post by: Socks on June 02, 2008, 07:46:51 PM
Quote from: Geñø on June 02, 2008, 07:44:42 PM
go play some vidja gaymes Socks


As I've said before, I don't play games.
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Post by: Meyer Lansky on June 02, 2008, 07:49:39 PM
I'm beating my children regardless. baddood;
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Post by: Socks on June 02, 2008, 07:50:58 PM
Quote from: FREDO on June 02, 2008, 07:49:39 PM
I'm beating my children regardless.


Old School, it's the only way.  baddood;



Title: Re: lmao my dad is an ass.
Post by: YPrrrr on June 03, 2008, 06:56:26 AM
Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays