So, after I took a piss. I was zipping up my pants, and I felt the most unbearing phase of pain ever.
I zipped up my fucking dick. It hurted so much and it was the fucking tip, the fucking tip. I held on to it for about 3 minutes until most of the pain faded away.
Yes.
Quote from: JMV on June 01, 2008, 08:10:49 PM
Yes.
Explain.
I once talked to a parrot.
It didn't respond.
I manage to scratch myself pretty often on my saxophones.
One time I was sticking pickles up my ass and I got to 67 and it poked out of my eyeballs lol
I always look before zipping up for that exact raison.
Almost all pain is unexpected. doodthing;
Quote from: Kaz on June 01, 2008, 08:16:59 PM
Almost all pain is unexpected. doodthing;
I was about to say the same thing. befuddlement
Quote from: Kaz on June 01, 2008, 08:16:59 PM
Almost all pain is unexpected. doodthing;
True...
But, almost.
Quote from: Kaz on June 01, 2008, 08:16:59 PM
Almost all pain is unexpected. doodthing;
brb cutting self
Quote from: Beth Gibbons on June 01, 2008, 08:11:30 PM
Explain.
I once talked to a parrot.
It didn't respond.
You're such a freak.
I once inhaled a burning bud by mistake, let's just say the throat, chest/lung area was killing me with a burning sensation.
I once got my lip actually stuck in a zipper on the neck of one of my shirts in like 6th grade. After it was zipped in there, I didn't know what to do because the only was to get it out was to go back over it with the zipper the other way... so I just walked into my mom's room crying with blood dripping down my shirt.
She just grabbed the zipper and without warning unzipped it fast.
My lip was all bloody and gross. :(
I was taking a piss and a door fell on me. baddood;
Hopping a fence, ripped open my hand, lotta stitches, cool scar.
i burnt my penis while fucking a hot pocket
The soap was stuck on the soap thing in the tub so I got up and tried to pull it off and then I flew back and cracked my head on the corner of the towel rack. ;-;
The pube on my soap cut me :|
I was going back to the changing room at the ice rink, still wearing the skates, when I tripped and had my forehead impaled by a door hinge.
I got on my bike to go pick up my little brother from school. About 5 seconds into it, the chain popped and the whole bike flipped. I only got a scrape on my hands and right knee though.
I wasn't even going fast yet. >.<
One of the springs in my bed was sticking up through the mattress and I didn't know. I went to sleep and woke up 5 in the morning to piss and cut myself getting up.
Lots of blood, cool looking scar.
Another time I was drunk, and playing with a knife. I accidentally cut myself in the face between my eye and nose. It was a pretty long cut, but it healed up perfectly. No scar.
One time my friend and I were playing Baseball with a Football, and I fouled the football back into my face and got a fat lip.
Once I was swinging and fell off and broke my collarbone.