So I came onto the computer today and noticed a window open to "female masturbation" so I opened it, naturally, and it was open to one of the many links with techniques on how to do it but was specifically on the Sock It To Me, method which requires the use of placing your fist into a sock and rubbing it quickly...
I have a younger sister in the house who is 13 years old so this scares the shit out of me...and my socks.
ITT: known masturbation within your household.
bang her
I'm pretty sure I'm the only person in my household who masturbates.
My brother always catches me but I never catch him. gonk;
wat
I lol'd
I have three little brothers, one's 15, one's 11 and tghe last one is 9.
I'm pretty sure it's inevitable.
Improper use of a socks. baddood;
Don't know who does it, and I really don't want to find out
a socks
Quote from: asdf on May 30, 2008, 08:08:32 PM
a socks
a socks.
Hey everyone, lets all quote it...
lmao a socks
im wearing a socks
i like my socks :3
Ew my socks are too dirty. baddood;
Quote from: Lala on May 30, 2008, 08:55:59 PM
Ew my socks are too dirty.
Clean them you monster. baddood;
Quote from: Socks on May 30, 2008, 09:25:54 PM
Clean them you monster. baddood;
I'd have to clean my floor before I clean my socks. :(
Quote from: Lala on May 30, 2008, 09:39:02 PM
I'd have to clean my floor before I clean my socks.
Socks come before everything, including floors. baddood;
Quote from: Socks on May 30, 2008, 09:42:40 PM
Socks come before everything, including floors. baddood;
If the floors are dirty the socks will just get dirty again. baddood;
Quote from: not famy on May 30, 2008, 09:45:15 PM
If the floors are dirty the socks will just get dirty again. baddood;
Then I'd have to dedicate my life to my socks. ;-;
Quote from: Lala on May 30, 2008, 09:46:06 PM
Then I'd have to dedicate my life to my socks. ;-;
I change my socks 3 times a day because of that. ;-;
Quote from: Lala on May 30, 2008, 09:46:06 PM
Then I'd have to dedicate my life to my socks.
Yes. baddood;
I don't understand why socks. I mean, they're not particularily soft, mine aren't at least.
I mean, would any of you guys want to jack off with a sock over your hand?
Quote from: JMV on May 30, 2008, 09:28:51 AM
wat
when are you going to start to touch yourself powerofone;
Quote from: Sam. on May 31, 2008, 06:56:19 AM
I mean, would any of you guys want to jack off with a sock over your hand?
No. befuddlement
My sister walked in on me masturbating once.
I think I told the story here actually.
My socks always go missing doodhuh;
I've got this pair of soccer socks from 8th grade still.
They're so damn soft.
Can't you dolts stay on topic for 6 pages?
Anyway, I might be the only one, whatever.
My brother is 12. Only a matter of time if not already.
Quote from: Blaziken on May 31, 2008, 10:03:21 AM
Can't you dolts stay on topic for 6 pages?
Anyway, I might be the only one, whatever.
No.
My 13(?) year old brother definitely does.
Quote from: Snorkel on May 31, 2008, 10:46:26 AM
My 13(?) year old brother definitely does.
You don't know how old your brother is? doodthing;
Quote from: asdf on May 31, 2008, 12:39:23 PM
You don't know how old your brother is? doodthing;
I never remember if he's 3 or 4 years younger than me
also it's confusing because he's one more grade behind me than he should be
I've walked in on my mother. gonk; gonk; gonk;
Yeah, not a pretty site. ugly;
Quote from: Lozal on May 31, 2008, 12:51:10 PM
I've walked in on my mother. gonk; gonk; gonk;
Yeah, not a pretty site. ugly;
Sooo awkward ;-;
I have no idea if my sisters have already discovered that or if my mom does it or anything.
I heard my mom having sex once though, and had the same thing happen with my dad when I was visiting him last summer.
Quote from: Kaz on June 02, 2008, 12:49:07 PM
I have no idea if my sisters have already discovered that or if my mom does it or anything.
I heard my mom having sex once though, and had the same thing happen with my dad when I was visiting him last summer.
I once walked in on my parents. suicide;
I awoke to my friend masturbating in the bathroom. :|
I didn't say anything though. And if this counts at all, I saw my friends mom walking around naked before. gonk;
Quote from: Major Wrench on June 02, 2008, 01:39:49 PM
I awoke to my friend masturbating in the bathroom. :|
I didn't say anything though. And if this counts at all, I saw my friends mom walking around naked before. gonk;
How'd she look? powerofone;
When I was really young I went and jumped on my parents bed and found a condom under my dad's pillow.
And I was so incredibly shocked and appalled and disgusted and horrified. Previous to that I didn't understand that people just like, had sex. I just thought it was once to have a kid and that's it. lol.
Quote from: Lozal on May 31, 2008, 12:51:10 PM
I've walked in on my mother. gonk; gonk; gonk;
Yeah, not a pretty site. ugly;
Did you see the vibrator? ;_;
Quote from: Major Wrench on June 02, 2008, 01:39:49 PM
I awoke to my friend masturbating in the bathroom. :|
I didn't say anything though. And if this counts at all, I saw my friends mom walking around naked before. gonk;
I saw my friend's mom via mirror by accident.
She had a jungle down there. :|
Quote from: Clucky et al. on June 02, 2008, 01:52:05 PM
I saw my friend's mom via mirror by accident.
She had a jungle down there. :|
ew >.<
Quote from: Clucky et al. on June 02, 2008, 01:54:37 PM
Her nipples were really really big lawl
Big nipples and Jungle? yes;
Sounds yummy.
Quote from: Trini on June 02, 2008, 01:56:42 PM
Big nipples and Jungle? yes;
Sounds yummy.
Sounds disgusting. myface;
Quote from: Trini on June 02, 2008, 01:56:42 PM
Big nipples and Jungle? yes;
Sounds yummy.
if that turns you on sure