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Title: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on May 28, 2008, 03:50:17 PM
I decided to start a small drama story because I'm bored and I've been watching to much of the fucking wire.

I need you guys to fill in roles.

Cop patrolmen 1 :

Cop patrolmen 2:
Cop partolmen 3:
Homicide Detective 1:Bassir
Homicide Detective 2:Title
those people that boss cops around:W4W1
Drug dealer 1:
Drug dealer 2:
Drug dealer 3:
Drug Kingpin 1:Ready to die
Drug Kingpin 2:Socks.
Crackhead 1:
Crackhead 2:
Stickup man "robs drug dealas":
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: wawi on May 28, 2008, 03:50:57 PM
EDIT: Stickup man "robs drug dealas"
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: Daddy on May 28, 2008, 03:51:07 PM
/me puts on blue flag and cap RUB IT
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on May 28, 2008, 03:51:34 PM
Quote from: JMV on May 28, 2008, 03:51:07 PM
/me puts on blue flag and cap RUB IT

Crackhead y/n
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: Pele on May 28, 2008, 03:51:43 PM
/me shaves his head bald and starts shaking and twitching
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Post by: Meyer Lansky on May 28, 2008, 03:52:19 PM
I CALL KINGPIN

WESTSIDE
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Post by: Feynman on May 28, 2008, 03:53:33 PM
homoside
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Post by: Selkie on May 28, 2008, 06:15:26 PM
*I tramp around the African plain, my majestic horn glistening in the sunlight*
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Post by: [REDACTED] on May 28, 2008, 06:17:10 PM
*Uses trigonometry to find perfect angle to splatter*
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Post by: Cookie on May 28, 2008, 06:56:51 PM
Yo yo yo, What makes you think I'm hustlin yo.
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Post by: Meyer Lansky on May 28, 2008, 06:59:32 PM
So who's the dick that's gonna play Omar and continually piss me off?  baddood;
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Post by: Title27GT on May 28, 2008, 07:03:36 PM
oh god Im homicide detective
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Post by: Socks on May 28, 2008, 07:10:59 PM
Drug Kingpin # 2, Eastside.  baddood;
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Post by: Sam on May 28, 2008, 07:17:26 PM
Make me something cool, I don't care what.  baddood;
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Post by: Himu on May 28, 2008, 07:19:28 PM
Make me someone cool too. baddood;
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Post by: Meyer Lansky on May 28, 2008, 07:20:31 PM
You guys can be crackheads #1 & 2. doodella;
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: Sam on May 28, 2008, 07:21:05 PM
Quote from: Lala on May 28, 2008, 07:19:28 PM
Make me someone cool too. baddood;
We should be those tall lusty ladies who walk into the detective's office with the story.  doodella;

Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: Himu on May 28, 2008, 07:21:51 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 28, 2008, 07:21:05 PM
We should be those tall lusty ladies who walk into the detective's office with the story.  doodella;


Tall lusty dirty hookers! doodella;
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: Meyer Lansky on May 28, 2008, 07:23:18 PM
Quote from: Lala on May 28, 2008, 07:21:51 PM
Tall lusty dirty hookers! doodella;

I like the way you think.
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: Sam on May 28, 2008, 07:30:42 PM
Quote from: Lala on May 28, 2008, 07:21:51 PM
Tall lusty dirty hookers! doodella;

Works for me!  doodella;

Cameron, make it so.  baddood;
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 28, 2008, 07:38:41 PM
homicide detective please
or drug kingpin
or something cool
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: YPrrrr on May 28, 2008, 07:40:35 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 28, 2008, 07:21:05 PM
We should be those tall lusty ladies who walk into the detective's office with the story.  doodella;


Lol, imagining you as tall is just silly spam;
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: Sam on May 28, 2008, 07:42:50 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on May 28, 2008, 07:40:35 PM
Lol, imagining you as tall is just silly spam;


... :(
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 28, 2008, 07:43:29 PM
I prefer my women short. caterpie;
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: YPrrrr on May 28, 2008, 07:45:14 PM
Quote from: Derren T. Sebring on May 28, 2008, 07:43:29 PM
I prefer my women short. caterpie;
I prefer my women to be within a foot of me... otherwise it would be really awkward :(
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: Sam on May 28, 2008, 07:47:54 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on May 28, 2008, 07:45:14 PM
I prefer my women to be within a foot of me... otherwise it would be really awkward :(

Well, since the majority of guys aren't 6'1"+, generally speaking I'm not over a foot shorter than most guys.

Except this one guy I almost dated who's 6'3". But I'm pretty sure height wasn't the reason we didn't go at it. >.>;
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: YPrrrr on May 28, 2008, 07:52:20 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 28, 2008, 07:47:54 PM
Well, since the majority of guys aren't 6'1"+, generally speaking I'm not over a foot shorter than most guys.

Except this one guy I almost dated who's 6'3". But I'm pretty sure height wasn't the reason we didn't go at it. >.>;
I'm getting too tall for everything... I'm practically on my knees to use our schools water fountains... THEYRE TOO SHORT argh;
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 28, 2008, 07:54:11 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on May 28, 2008, 07:45:14 PM
I prefer my women to be within a foot of me... otherwise it would be really awkward :(
I wouldn't want a woman to be any taller than I am. That would be strange. >.<
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: YPrrrr on May 28, 2008, 07:55:18 PM
Quote from: Derren T. Sebring on May 28, 2008, 07:54:11 PM
I wouldn't want a woman to be any taller than I am. That would be strange. >.<
I'd actually be fine with that... Although I'm taller than every girl at my school >.>
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 28, 2008, 07:55:29 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on May 28, 2008, 07:52:20 PM
I'm getting too tall for everything... I'm practically on my knees to use our schools water fountains... THEYRE TOO SHORT argh;
I know how you feel. I basically collapse into the desks because I'm to tall to sit down in a chair that low without falling. gonk;
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 28, 2008, 07:56:30 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on May 28, 2008, 07:55:18 PM
I'd actually be fine with that... Although I'm taller than every girl at my school >.>
Me too. I don't think there's one female taller than I am, at least, not at school. powerofone;
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on May 29, 2008, 02:11:42 PM
Quote from: Ready To Die on May 28, 2008, 06:59:32 PM
So who's the dick that's gonna play Omar and continually piss me off?  baddood;
Haven't decided yet.

Bumped because we need to fill the roles.
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on June 10, 2008, 07:39:52 PM

Bassir:italics

Prologue:

So ya boy's name is what?...

nigga slutz be poppin

Ya called a guy nigga slutz be poppin?


Yeah

He like the name?

...

When he was a little boy, his mama goes through the trouble of christening him Cameron Latrell Charleston... he tells some kids he likes big booty bitches...so some asshole calls him nigga slutz be poppin...so he's nigga slutz be poppin forever...that just doesn't seem fair


Life just be dat way I guess

So, who shot him?


Man I ain't goin to no court...he ain't have to kill em though...he could just whip ass like we always ass

I agree

...he been doin da same shit since I don't know how long...

What would he do?

he'd grab the money every time and run away, then we'd catch him and beat his ass.

If it was nigga slutz be poppin that stole the money, why'd ya let him play?

go to, this America man.

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Post by: 6M69I69B9 on June 10, 2008, 07:43:12 PM
"Homicide Detective 2: Title"

He's gone.
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Post by: Sync on June 10, 2008, 08:02:47 PM
Damn, I wanted drug Kingpin.
I guess drug dealer 1
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Post by: mario583 on June 10, 2008, 08:55:21 PM
Sock for Crackhead 1!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: The spy who loves you on March 12, 2009, 07:57:36 PM
Best idea I never expanded upon.
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: Thyme on March 12, 2009, 08:00:20 PM
Quote from: YPR on May 28, 2008, 07:52:20 PM
I'm getting too tall for everything... I'm practically on my knees to use our schools water fountains... THEYRE TOO SHORT argh;


OH GOD LOL spam;

Thank you for bumping this, Cam. n_u
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: Sam on March 12, 2009, 08:05:10 PM
It pays to be tall.

Today someone dropped a metal clamp on my head.

Do you know how bad that hurt? ON MY HEAD.

I still have an awful headache.
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: Classic on March 12, 2009, 08:24:56 PM
Oh lord.
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: YPrrrr on March 12, 2009, 08:42:15 PM
Quote from: Sam on March 12, 2009, 08:05:10 PM
It pays to be tall.

Today someone dropped a metal clamp on my head.

Do you know how bad that hurt? ON MY HEAD.

I still have an awful headache.
Try having your head hit by a ceiling fan, then come complain to me baddood;
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: Classic on March 12, 2009, 08:43:16 PM
Quote from: YPR on March 12, 2009, 08:42:15 PM
Try having your head hit by a ceiling fan, then come complain to me baddood;

Or the blades bonking you on the head. I had it happen.
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: YPrrrr on March 12, 2009, 08:44:21 PM
Quote from: Shooting Mr. Star... on March 12, 2009, 08:43:16 PM
Or the blades bonking you on the head. I had it happen.
Well that's what I meant... one moment the blades are spinning, the next they are stopped by your head
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: Himu on March 12, 2009, 10:01:57 PM
Quote from: YPR on March 12, 2009, 08:42:15 PM
Try having your head hit by a ceiling fan, then come complain to me baddood;
That happened to me once when I was trying to find my ceiling fan.

Do not ask. wariodood;
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: YPrrrr on March 12, 2009, 10:17:02 PM
Quote from: Cyanide on March 12, 2009, 10:01:57 PM
That happened too me once when I was trying to find my ceiling fan.

Do not ask. wariodood;
I would like to hear this story please girl;
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: Himu on March 12, 2009, 10:23:02 PM
Quote from: YPR on March 12, 2009, 10:17:02 PM
I would like to hear this story please girl;
I was terribly sleep deprived once and was woken up in the morning to my mom yelling at me to get up and turn my fan light off.  So I was standing on my bed looking for my fan because I didn't know where it was until it hit me in the head. ;)
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on March 13, 2009, 06:26:32 AM
Quote from: YPR on March 12, 2009, 08:44:21 PM
Well that's what I meant... one moment the blades are spinning, the next they are stopped by your head
It's happened to me before. myface;
Title: Re: Boyah crime drama.
Post by: Meyer Lansky on March 13, 2009, 09:20:37 AM
I've had the ceiling fan smack into my head a few times when I was changing positions...