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Title: Browsing GameFAQs will do this to you.
Post by: Riosan on May 18, 2007, 03:32:35 AM
Neji Tried to go to his room but there was already someone in there. Hinata lay on his bed, crying. Neji paused, unsure of whether to leave her to mourn Naruto's death in peace, but she had already noticed him, so he had no choice but to sit on the bed next to his cousin

"Why did he have to go?" Hinata said softly. Neji said nothing, but looked into her eyes. How like his own they were... She sniffled, but stopped crying.

"Ever since Father died, I've been so lonely. I haven't had anyone except Naruto..." Neji continued to stare at her, "... and you" she finished.

"Hinata..." he began, but to his great surprise, his cousin flung herself on him and he fell back down on the bed, smothered. Without speaking, he stroked her hair. It smelled faintly sweet, but how could he not have noticed before?

Then, without warning, Hinata leant in to kiss him, but he was too stunned to move. He had an erection. But before their lips touched, she withdrew.

"You're... you're my cousin," she said. "This is madness..." but Neji was already on his feet. "This is spartaaaaaaa!" he yelled, and he kicked her into a hole.


I lol'd.  gentleman;
Title: Re: Browsing GameFAQs will do this to you.
Post by: Gambit17 on May 18, 2007, 03:34:47 AM
I lol'd as well.  roman;
Title: Re: Browsing GameFAQs will do this to you.
Post by: iWolf on May 18, 2007, 07:10:21 AM
He forgot to add the "This is blasphemy" line.
Title: Re: Browsing GameFAQs will do this to you.
Post by: Dawei on May 18, 2007, 07:25:26 AM
Spartans! What! Are your! professions?!?!?!  roman;

Anyway, wonderful story. It was so full of suspense  china;

Title: Re: Browsing GameFAQs will do this to you.
Post by: SBKT on May 18, 2007, 08:25:23 AM
They actually got this in the wrong order. Hinata would be kicking Neji into the hole. What a stupid fucknut writing this.

This is also why I choose to stay away from the boards
Title: Re: Browsing GameFAQs will do this to you.
Post by: mariofreak55 on May 18, 2007, 10:04:40 AM
That was stupid.
Title: Re: Browsing GameFAQs will do this to you.
Post by: SBKT on May 18, 2007, 10:05:32 AM
Hey, wait, I just realized, this would go in the Foreign Forums board because of the content. WRONG AREA, OH SHI-
Title: Re: Browsing GameFAQs will do this to you.
Post by: MARIOMANIAC21 on May 18, 2007, 11:52:42 AM
 I chuckled
Title: Re: Browsing GameFAQs will do this to you.
Post by: Ricky on May 18, 2007, 11:56:43 AM
Quote from: SBKT on May 18, 2007, 10:05:32 AM
Hey, wait, I just realized, this would go in the Foreign Forums board because of the content. WRONG AREA, OH SHI-
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GAMEFAQS

BUT IT'S STILL EPIC, thumbup;
Title: Re: Browsing GameFAQs will do this to you.
Post by: SBKT on May 18, 2007, 12:57:25 PM
Quote from: Ricky on May 18, 2007, 11:56:43 AM
Quote from: SBKT on May 18, 2007, 10:05:32 AM
Hey, wait, I just realized, this would go in the Foreign Forums board because of the content. WRONG AREA, OH SHI-
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GAMEFAQS

BUT IT'S STILL EPIC, thumbup;
Yeah, it does. The title.

Why the hell was he browsing the message boards to begin with?
Title: Re: Browsing GameFAQs will do this to you.
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on May 18, 2007, 01:26:21 PM
6/10 china;
Title: Re: Browsing GameFAQs will do this to you.
Post by: Riosan on May 18, 2007, 01:26:33 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 18, 2007, 12:57:25 PM
Quote from: Ricky on May 18, 2007, 11:56:43 AM
Quote from: SBKT on May 18, 2007, 10:05:32 AM
Hey, wait, I just realized, this would go in the Foreign Forums board because of the content. WRONG AREA, OH SHI-
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GAMEFAQS

BUT IT'S STILL EPIC, thumbup;
Yeah, it does. The title.

Why the lavaland was he browsing the message boards to begin with?


Um, maybe because Boyah and Outsider were dead, as well as NSider. psyduck;
Title: Re: Browsing GameFAQs will do this to you.
Post by: Bushy on May 18, 2007, 01:42:58 PM
Shoulda said this is incest v;
Title: Re: Browsing GameFAQs will do this to you.
Post by: Gambit17 on May 18, 2007, 10:39:39 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 18, 2007, 08:25:23 AM
They actually got this in the wrong order. Hinata would be kicking Neji into the hole. What a stupid fucknut writing this.

This is also why I choose to stay away from the boards


No...you have the wrong order. Hinata acts as the Persian emissary, who says "this is blasphemy..this is MADNESS"
Then Neji would act as king Leonidas who says "THIS, IS, SPARTAA" and kicks her into the whole. Writer is not a fucknut my friend. :D
Title: Re: Browsing GameFAQs will do this to you.
Post by: SBKT on May 18, 2007, 11:28:27 PM
Quote from: Gambit17 on May 18, 2007, 10:39:39 PM
Quote from: SBKT on May 18, 2007, 08:25:23 AM
They actually got this in the wrong order. Hinata would be kicking Neji into the hole. What a stupid fucknut writing this.

This is also why I choose to stay away from the boards


No...you have the wrong order. Hinata acts as the Persian emissary, who says "this is blasphemy..this is MADNESS"
Then Neji would act as king Leonidas who says "THIS, IS, SPARTAA" and kicks her into the whole. Writer is not a fucknut my friend. :D
Hinata made the move. Logically, in a NORMAL case, Hinata would play the Leonidas ther, but I'm not the one who writes this, so, whatever.