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Title: Escort Service For Geeks?
Post by: Solar and Lunar on May 10, 2008, 07:36:14 PM
Escort agency launches virgin service for geeks

A Dutch escort agency is launching a special virgin service for computer geeks.

Sociology student Zoe Vialet, who set up Society Service last year, says she has had a lot of demand from virgins.

She says most of them work in the IT sector and added: "They are very sweet but are afraid of seeking contact with other people. They mean it very well but are very scared.

"Every booking lasts three hours minimum. Longer is possible, shorter not. We take the time to take a bath together, do a massage and explore each others body.

"When the date is over, you will have had a fantastic experience, and you will be able to pleasure a woman."

Zoe and her colleague Marieke have specially trained five girls to look after the needs of virgins, reports De Telegraaf.

She added: "You better practise before having a girlfriend. Woman expect men older than 30 having had some experience.

"Some men need a little bit of help. But it makes them happy and they are glowing .There is nothing more terrible than dying as a virgin."


I'm not sure who'd pay to NOT sleep with someone...Seems like someone got it backwards...
Title: Re: Escort Service For Geeks?
Post by: C.Mongler on May 10, 2008, 07:37:37 PM
id pound someone in teh butt if you know what im saying
Title: Re: Escort Service For Geeks?
Post by: Daddy on May 10, 2008, 07:39:08 PM
hey it's you sup.
Title: Re: Escort Service For Geeks?
Post by: wawi on May 10, 2008, 07:39:42 PM
Or they could just get a hooker...
Title: Re: Escort Service For Geeks?
Post by: Nyerp on May 10, 2008, 07:40:10 PM
"When the date is over, you will have had a fantastic experience, and you will be able to pleasure a woman."

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha

haaaa
Title: Re: Escort Service For Geeks?
Post by: guff on May 10, 2008, 07:40:20 PM
Quote from: Solar and Lunar on May 10, 2008, 07:36:14 PM
I'm not sure who'd pay to NOT sleep with someone...
where does that say anything about that  doodthing;
Quote from: idunnlol on May 10, 2008, 07:39:42 PM
Or they could just get a hooker...
did you not read the part where it said escort service
Title: Re: Escort Service For Geeks?
Post by: Daddy on May 10, 2008, 07:41:55 PM
Quote from: idunnlol on May 10, 2008, 07:39:42 PM
Or they could just get a hooker...
Oh god lol

Quote from: idunnlol on May 10, 2008, 07:39:42 PM
...
/me looks at OP

Title: Re: Escort Service For Geeks?
Post by: Solar and Lunar on May 10, 2008, 07:42:32 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on May 10, 2008, 07:40:20 PM
where does that say anything about that  doodthing;


Would you pay someone to take a bath with you? Or for you to massage them? The sex might come later but I'd pay a hooker and skip the middle man...Go straight for the poon.
Title: Re: Escort Service For Geeks?
Post by: NOA_Haunted on May 10, 2008, 07:42:38 PM
Quote from: C. Mongler on May 10, 2008, 07:37:37 PM
id pound someone in teh butt if you know what im saying
:|
Title: Re: Escort Service For Geeks?
Post by: wawi on May 10, 2008, 07:43:20 PM
Quote from: JMV on May 10, 2008, 07:41:55 PM
Oh god lol
/me looks at OP



Aren't escorts and prostitutes different?


(At least in America they are)
Title: Re: Escort Service For Geeks?
Post by: Daddy on May 10, 2008, 07:43:29 PM
Quote from: Solar and Lunar on May 10, 2008, 07:42:32 PM
Would you pay someone to take a bath with you? Or for you to massage them? The sex might come later but I'd pay a hooker and skip the middle man...Go straight for the poon.
with a side of syphilis and chlamydia
Title: Re: Escort Service For Geeks?
Post by: Ricky on May 10, 2008, 07:44:55 PM
100% of Boyah would need this kind of service in order to not die a virgin.
Title: Re: Escort Service For Geeks?
Post by: guff on May 10, 2008, 07:45:47 PM
Quote from: idunnlol on May 10, 2008, 07:43:20 PM
Aren't escorts and prostitutes different?
according to the agencies, yes
Title: Re: Escort Service For Geeks?
Post by: Placebo Headwound on May 10, 2008, 07:46:34 PM
Quote from: Ricky on May 10, 2008, 07:44:55 PM
100% of Boyah would need this kind of service in order to not die a virgin.
Or we could all just hire cheap hookers.
Title: Re: Escort Service For Geeks?
Post by: wawi on May 10, 2008, 07:50:12 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on May 10, 2008, 07:45:47 PM
according to the agencies, yes

Oh, ok.
JMV was right. There isn't much of a difference besides the name.
Title: Re: Escort Service For Geeks?
Post by: Houdini on May 10, 2008, 08:00:32 PM
This was old like two years ago.
Title: Re: Escort Service For Geeks?
Post by: Solar and Lunar on May 10, 2008, 08:02:57 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 10, 2008, 08:00:32 PM
This was old like two years ago.


Then, people need a reminder.

You're welcome.
Title: Re: Escort Service For Geeks?
Post by: Houdini on May 10, 2008, 08:03:34 PM
Quote from: Solar and Lunar on May 10, 2008, 08:02:57 PM
Then, people need a reminder.

You're welcome.
I do my best to help  :3
Title: Re: Escort Service For Geeks?
Post by: superclucky on May 10, 2008, 08:17:25 PM
coughJMV
Title: Re: Escort Service For Geeks?
Post by: Daddy on May 10, 2008, 08:19:07 PM
Quote from: Clucky et al. on May 10, 2008, 08:17:25 PM
coughJMV
be my escort
Title: Re: Escort Service For Geeks?
Post by: superclucky on May 10, 2008, 08:21:15 PM
Quote from: JMV on May 10, 2008, 08:19:07 PM
be my escort
sorry i'm booked for joeinc forever
Title: Re: Escort Service For Geeks?
Post by: Daddy on May 10, 2008, 08:21:43 PM
Quote from: Clucky et al. on May 10, 2008, 08:21:15 PM
sorry i'm booked for joeinc forever
boyeh
Title: Re: Escort Service For Geeks?
Post by: superclucky on May 10, 2008, 08:22:29 PM
Quote from: JMV on May 10, 2008, 08:21:43 PM
boyeh
cool
Title: Re: Escort Service For Geeks?
Post by: Daddy on May 10, 2008, 08:25:42 PM
Quote from: Clucky et al. on May 10, 2008, 08:22:29 PM
cool
mondo
Title: Re: Escort Service For Geeks?
Post by: Houdini on May 10, 2008, 08:26:26 PM
Hi I'm joeinc
Title: Re: Escort Service For Geeks?
Post by: Daddy on May 10, 2008, 08:27:12 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 10, 2008, 08:26:26 PM
Hi I'm joeinc
your name is clearly kaz
Title: Re: Escort Service For Geeks?
Post by: superclucky on May 10, 2008, 08:29:39 PM
Quote from: Houdini on May 10, 2008, 08:26:26 PM
Hi I'm joeinc
are you joeinc smith,
or joeinc smith roberts
Title: Re: Escort Service For Geeks?
Post by: Daddy on May 10, 2008, 08:30:18 PM
Quote from: Clucky et al. on May 10, 2008, 08:29:39 PM
are you joeinc smith,
or joeinc smith roberts
client 9
Title: Re: Escort Service For Geeks?
Post by: Houdini on May 10, 2008, 08:34:17 PM
Quote from: Clucky et al. on May 10, 2008, 08:29:39 PM
are you joeinc smith,
or joeinc smith roberts
joeinc seamonkey