Today: the mall.
So, I actually leave the headquarters and leave to the mall. After a pretty long car ride to my dad's favorite mall, during which I played helicopter on my phone, we finally arrive at the castle. It's built of stone and several bazaars. Inside, was amazing, the floor was built of rectangular rocks and it was very smooth. There was people inside, and several shops with uniformed workers. There was women, strange white women dressed in really short shorts holding hand-bags with nothing in them.
I walk into Target and I enter a whole new world. Everything was bright red and pearl white. Perhaps the devil's land? Perhaps so, because a interesting little person seemed to be tearing for her mother. I stood there watching the little creature, wondering what could have caused that salty liquid ooze out from her eyes. I find myself in the land of electron-powered nick-nacks and find a white person buying a smaller person a "cellular phone". I was astounded.
My belly begins to grumble and I was hungry. I exit the land of the red, and enter the restaurant; except it wasn't just a restaurant, there were restaurants inside the larger restaurant. After feeding myself with delicious little sandwiches, I exit using the elevator. There were two girls inside too, bunched up together as if they were avoiding me. As I walk out, I hear the words "oh my god i think he looked at me!" come out of one of their mouths.
I had fun. Will do it again next year.
I like the mall it's fun.
why is it fun?
Bland story; would not read again.
Quote from: V on May 10, 2008, 06:47:23 PM
Bland story; would not read again.
it's not long enough to be a story it's just a few sentences baddood;
Quote from: Mr. Caravan on May 10, 2008, 06:48:03 PM
it's not long enough to be a store it's just a few sentences baddood;
Que?
Quote from: Mr. Caravan on May 10, 2008, 06:48:03 PM
it's not long enough to be a store it's just a few sentences baddood;
how many sentences was Target?
That sounds scary. >_<
mall != outside
As I walk out, I hear the words "oh my god i think he looked at me!" come out of one of their mouths.
That's adorable you fat afghan. <3
Quote from: Clucky et al. on May 10, 2008, 08:20:08 PM
As I walk out, I hear the words "oh my god i think he looked at me!" come out of one of their mouths.
That's adorable you fat afghan. <3
yet they were huddling in the corner to stay away from him n_u
I hate girls.
Quote from: Short Round on May 11, 2008, 06:40:29 AM
All they do is judge people.
Not if you stick a dick in their mouth, hey.
Quote from: Short Round on May 11, 2008, 06:47:33 AM
why put word there
It changes the dynamics of the sentence and what I'm implying, also how I would recite said sentence if I were to read it.
Example; You're a fucking retard, ha!
Quote from: General Socks on May 11, 2008, 06:50:03 AM
It changes the dynamics of the sentence and what I'm implying, also how I would recite said sentence if I were to read it.
Example; You're a fucking retard, ha!
I think "Ha, you're a fucking retard!" is better.
Quote from: Short Round on May 11, 2008, 06:51:35 AM
I think "Ha, you're a fucking retard!" is better.
Either way, you're still a fucking retard so it's all good.
Quote from: General Socks on May 11, 2008, 06:55:08 AM
Either way, you're still a fucking retard so it's all good.
Fucking fuck you fucker. ;)
Quote from: Short Round on May 11, 2008, 06:40:29 AM
All they do is judge people.
No shit
That's why the point of the game is to be normal and attractive and stick it in their pooper as fast as possible.
Quote from: Short Round on May 11, 2008, 06:55:57 AM
Fucking fuck you fucker. ;)
fuck is allwe can fucking say yo cause were fucking fuckers who like to fuck fuckers. yop, we fucking suck cause boyah sucks fucking fuckers.
Quote from: JMV on May 11, 2008, 08:14:37 AM
fuck is allwe can fucking say yo cause were fucking fuckers who like to fuck fuckers. yop, we fucking suck cause boyah sucks fucking fuckers.
Shut the fuck up.