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Title: I have a very important announcement guys.
Post by: Daddy on May 06, 2008, 07:37:18 PM
THE FLOOR IS LAVA
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 06, 2008, 07:37:47 PM
DON'T TOUCH IT OR YOU'LL BECOME A LAVA MONSTER
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Post by: wawi on May 06, 2008, 07:38:17 PM
I remember playing this game when I was young wry



Are Jetpacks fair game? baddood;
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Post by: Full Metal Ryder on May 06, 2008, 07:38:47 PM
Remember when I locked your thread in the bitch and moan board and told you to shut up?

I really wish I could do that right now.
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Post by: Tri4se on May 06, 2008, 07:38:50 PM
im safe im standing on a chair
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Post by: Title27GT on May 06, 2008, 07:39:08 PM
title didnt buy anything for you
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Post by: Daddy on May 06, 2008, 07:40:17 PM
Quote from: Title on May 06, 2008, 07:39:08 PM
title didnt buy anything for you
ynot  :(

also quick get up the floor is lava ur gonna get burned
Title: Re: I have a very important announcement guys.
Post by: Daddy on May 06, 2008, 07:40:55 PM
Quote from: Cameron on May 06, 2008, 07:38:47 PM
Remember when I locked your thread in the bitch and moan board and told you to shut up?

I really wish I could do that right now.
Just because you had no friends to play the lava game with doesn't mean you should yell at me.
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Post by: Socks on May 06, 2008, 07:41:22 PM
Oh dear JMV...
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Post by: superclucky on May 06, 2008, 07:41:54 PM
i standed on couch pillows
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Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on May 06, 2008, 07:42:11 PM
atop the slide i am untouchable badass
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Post by: Title27GT on May 06, 2008, 07:42:18 PM
Quote from: JMV on May 06, 2008, 07:40:17 PM
ynot  :(

also quick get up the floor is lava ur gonna get burned
i was being sarcrastic because u didnt announce it
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Post by: Daddy on May 06, 2008, 07:42:53 PM
Quote from: Title on May 06, 2008, 07:42:18 PM
i was being sarcrastic because u didnt announce it
i was waiting for bassir lol
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Post by: Geno on May 06, 2008, 07:43:29 PM
i have lava immune boots so i dont care
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Post by: Feynman on May 06, 2008, 07:46:13 PM
Quote from: JMV on May 06, 2008, 07:42:53 PM
i was waiting for bassir lol


lolwut
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Post by: Daddy on May 06, 2008, 07:48:02 PM
Quote from: Bassir on May 06, 2008, 07:46:13 PM
lolwut
i wanted reply
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Post by: Nyerp on May 06, 2008, 07:48:54 PM
I got tired of that game in 3 minutes. Maybe because it was never lava, just "DON'T TOUCH THE FLOOR!". wry
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Post by: ME## on May 06, 2008, 07:59:53 PM
I remember playing this as a kid, I would push people into the lava lol. giggle;
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Post by: don't let's on May 06, 2008, 10:18:06 PM
Don't step off the couch... the floor is lava.

Many of us joyfully remember this inexpensive and essentially pointless childhood game. But few of us are familiar with the legend behind The Floor Is Lava. Let's begin...

It all started in Lahaina Maui, Hawaii, in 1894. An active volcano on the edge of town erupted, causing a flow of molten lava to cruise through town. For decades the town had rejoiced thisnatural occurance, because it saved them loads of money on road paving. However, April 28th, 1894 would be one of the two or three days they weren't happy about the lava. Because this time, the lava wasn't good.

First the schools were evacuated, along with most stores and public places. Of course, however, all of the janitors and trash collectors still had to work, which really freaking pissed them off. All the children were now at home, with nothing to do. The scalding hot lava was pouring down the mountain, just about to hit Main Street (or as it's called in Hawaii, Mainolauo Streetana).

Now, it's important to remember that all of this was occuring before The Wiggles was on televison. In fact, nothing was on television. I know what you're thinking- "television wasn't even invented yet!" But, ha ha my friend, you are wrong. Television was in fact invented in 1894, but there was just nothing on. Kinda like Tuesday morning. Nothing on.

Well, as I'm sure you gathered already, the kids were home and Wiggles wasn't around yet and there was nothing on tv, so they had to figure out something to do. Then, when they least expected it, the lava crashed through the walls of their homes, burning everything in it's path. Ok well, I'm sure they expected it, considered they live at the freaking bottom of a volcano, but, you get the picture. As everyone knows, once lava comes through the wall of your house, you have to wait 16 hours for it to harden before you can walk on it.

That's where the fun starts.

You do the math: kids + a day home from school + 12,000 twinkies + hot lava all over the floor = the floor is lava. So there it is folks- that's where the floor is lava comes from.

Below I have included the rules so that you may play your own game at home:

THE FLOOR IS LAVA RULES

1. Stay off the floor!
. (http://ezinearticles.com/?The-Floor-is-Lava&id=185092)
Title: Re: I have a very important announcement guys.
Post by: marsipan on May 06, 2008, 10:43:46 PM
Quote from: LiveOnTheEdge on May 06, 2008, 10:18:06 PM
Don't step off the couch... the floor is lava.

Many of us joyfully remember this inexpensive and essentially pointless childhood game. But few of us are familiar with the legend behind The Floor Is Lava. Let's begin...

It all started in Lahaina Maui, Hawaii, in 1894. An active volcano on the edge of town erupted, causing a flow of molten lava to cruise through town. For decades the town had rejoiced thisnatural occurance, because it saved them loads of money on road paving. However, April 28th, 1894 would be one of the two or three days they weren't happy about the lava. Because this time, the lava wasn't good.

First the schools were evacuated, along with most stores and public places. Of course, however, all of the janitors and trash collectors still had to work, which really freaking pissed them off. All the children were now at home, with nothing to do. The scalding hot lava was pouring down the mountain, just about to hit Main Street (or as it's called in Hawaii, Mainolauo Streetana).

Now, it's important to remember that all of this was occuring before The Wiggles was on televison. In fact, nothing was on television. I know what you're thinking- "television wasn't even invented yet!" But, ha ha my friend, you are wrong. Television was in fact invented in 1894, but there was just nothing on. Kinda like Tuesday morning. Nothing on.

Well, as I'm sure you gathered already, the kids were home and Wiggles wasn't around yet and there was nothing on tv, so they had to figure out something to do. Then, when they least expected it, the lava crashed through the walls of their homes, burning everything in it's path. Ok well, I'm sure they expected it, considered they live at the freaking bottom of a volcano, but, you get the picture. As everyone knows, once lava comes through the wall of your house, you have to wait 16 hours for it to harden before you can walk on it.

That's where the fun starts.

You do the math: kids + a day home from school + 12,000 twinkies + hot lava all over the floor = the floor is lava. So there it is folks- that's where the floor is lava comes from.

Below I have included the rules so that you may play your own game at home:

THE FLOOR IS LAVA RULES

1. Stay off the floor!
. (http://ezinearticles.com/?The-Floor-is-Lava&id=185092)

Wow.
Was that wiki or just off the top of your head?
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Post by: don't let's on May 07, 2008, 02:43:46 AM
Quote from: marsipan on May 06, 2008, 10:43:46 PM
Wow.
Was that wiki or just off the top of your head?
I just googled "the floor is lava", clicked on the first link, and this is what it had.
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Post by: Hiro on May 07, 2008, 08:46:26 AM
Olol
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Post by: Pyrate on May 07, 2008, 09:07:11 AM
Hiro fell into the lava.
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Post by: Hiro on May 07, 2008, 09:13:07 AM
Na uh I'm on my pogo stick, I'm real good at it
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Post by: Samus Aran on May 07, 2008, 11:07:12 AM
Quote from: Hiro on May 07, 2008, 09:13:07 AM
Na uh I'm on my pogo stick, I'm real good at it


it melted, stupid :|
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Post by: Pyrate on May 07, 2008, 12:04:04 PM
Let's play the floor is made of nunas.
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Post by: Claquesous on May 07, 2008, 01:03:52 PM
Actually, my floor is water and has sharks in it.
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Post by: The artist formally known on May 07, 2008, 07:06:47 PM
lol there is so much shit on my floor that it doesn't matter
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Post by: V on May 07, 2008, 07:27:04 PM
The floor is made of wood.