Today I had this girl in my house after school alone. I gave her this gift I got her from down south. Right when I was about to make my move my friend knocked on the door and came into the house! I was so pissed at him.
I'm sorry I blocked your cock.
It's not like she would have let you touch her ham wallet to begin with, I'm friends with her, I know. :|
this is almost just like "my dad"
Quote from: Cameron on May 05, 2008, 02:08:02 PM
this is almost just like "my dad"
I bet his friend turned on Hogan Knows Best.
Quote from: Pyrate on May 05, 2008, 02:09:13 PM
I bet his friend turned on Hogan Knows Best.
and hulks daughter was talking about the vspot and his dad came in and he was like Hey you little slut and walked into the garage.
RAPE
Quote from: JMV on May 05, 2008, 02:12:04 PM
RAPE
I was going to but I forgot to lock the front door...
I've helped pussy block, but you kiddies don't know what that means.
Quote from: General Socks on May 05, 2008, 02:32:51 PM
I've helped pussy block, but you kiddies don't know what that means.
Do we really want to know?
Quote from: General Socks on May 05, 2008, 02:32:51 PM
I've helped pussy block, but you kiddies don't know what that means.
I am really pissed about what happened today.
Quote from: General Socks on May 05, 2008, 02:32:51 PM
I've helped pussy block, but you kiddies don't know what that means.
Poor V.
Quote from: JMV on May 05, 2008, 02:36:28 PM
Poor V.
He asked for my help. baddood;
Quote from: Liquid on May 05, 2008, 02:38:33 PM
Sure tell me.
Basically once you reach a level of sexual maturity and physical attractiveness females will naturally come on to you. They feel they are inferior and that you'd never approach them even if they make their interest obvious since you are at a point as a male where you can afford to pick and choose given that you have an abundance of choices. In any case, they will come on to you and in most cases it's a waste of time and a pretty funny event since being turned down is a shocking proposition to most females. This is where I cam in, if V was alone this girl and her annoying friend would have corned him and forced him to talk to them. My presence made sure that such an attempt was not made due to the fact that it's harder to try and get intimate with a guy with his best friend present and cracking jokes. That was just too embarrassing and awkward for her to try.
Am I the only one who thought this was funny? befuddlement
Quote from: Cameron on May 07, 2008, 04:02:27 PM
Am I the only one who thought this was funny? befuddlement
We all thought it was.
Quote from: Cameron on May 07, 2008, 04:05:57 PM
powerofphone;
aha baddood;
Also, no single smiley posts. This one stays because it's retribution
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on May 07, 2008, 04:09:48 PM
aha baddood;
Also, no single smiley posts. This one stays because it's retribution
I'm making fun of ME86, he said it on the phone one day and I was like wtf.
Quote from: Cameron on May 07, 2008, 04:10:50 PM
I'm making fun of ME86, he said it on the phone one day and I was like wtf.
What a weirdo
Too bad she wouldn't of let you make "your move".
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on May 07, 2008, 04:11:41 PM
What a weirdo
We were talking about emotes and I mentioned that I used to double up the f sound on powerofone;. :(