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Title: You know you live in the ghetto when...
Post by: Daddy on May 02, 2008, 08:55:38 AM
People ring your doorbell and ask if Jaekwon is home.  baddood;


It just happened to me.  doodthing;
Title: Re: You know you live in the ghetto when...
Post by: Wrench on May 02, 2008, 08:56:26 AM
Members of forum may not be who they claim to be

tell the truth, jmv
Title: Re: You know you live in the ghetto when...
Post by: Lovefoxxx on May 02, 2008, 09:05:14 AM
word [/for lack of a better one]
Title: Re: You know you live in the ghetto when...
Post by: Geno on May 02, 2008, 09:06:14 AM
do you get daily drive by shootings JMV?
Title: Re: You know you live in the ghetto when...
Post by: Daddy on May 02, 2008, 09:07:19 AM
Quote from: Geno on May 02, 2008, 09:06:14 AM
do you get daily drive by shootings JMV?
not yet
Title: Re: You know you live in the ghetto when...
Post by: YPrrrr on May 02, 2008, 09:19:00 AM
In my old neighborhood an ex-con went door to door asking if he could rake leaves or shovel walks for some cash. If he got paid up front he did about half the job and then took off
Title: Re: You know you live in the ghetto when...
Post by: superclucky on May 02, 2008, 12:07:14 PM
my neighbor harbors a bunch of people in his garage and some of them are drug addicts and the house across from me is a bunch of black people that keep fucking talking so god damn loud with the puerto ricans
Title: Re: You know you live in the ghetto when...
Post by: Ezloﺕ on May 02, 2008, 12:56:15 PM
i was walking down the stairs when i saw this guy lying on the stairs rolling up weed on a piece of paper
Title: Re: You know you live in the ghetto when...
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on May 02, 2008, 01:40:26 PM
I used to live in a suburb 5 minutes outside of Chicago, it's pretty rough now, kids my age are selling dope... well it was always hoodish I guess.
Title: Re: You know you live in the ghetto when...
Post by: Title27GT on May 02, 2008, 02:04:52 PM
Quote from: Shut up, Cam. on May 02, 2008, 01:40:26 PM
I used to live in a suburb 5 minutes outside of Chicago, it's pretty rough now, kids my age are selling dope... well it was always hoodish I guess.
The problem with Chicago is that they don't understand that to attract tourism you need more than just downtown to be nice
Title: Re: You know you live in the ghetto when...
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on May 02, 2008, 02:06:48 PM
Quote from: Title on May 02, 2008, 02:04:52 PM
The problem with Chicago is that they don't understand that to attract tourism you need more than just downtown to be nice
True.

Chicago has some good fucking food though.
Title: Re: You know you live in the ghetto when...
Post by: sans culottes on May 02, 2008, 03:43:40 PM
one time a nigger called me with wrong number and was looking for shaniqua or something, so i was just like 'um no, she's not here right now'.
Title: Re: You know you live in the ghetto when...
Post by: Socks on May 02, 2008, 07:54:16 PM
When pissing outside does not attract people's attention, yet a semi ok dressed white kid walking makes heads turn like I'm a fucking alien or something.
Title: Re: You know you live in the ghetto when...
Post by: Ringo on May 02, 2008, 10:02:51 PM
When someone yells "Ho-down!" everyone assumes their sister has been shot.

You know you live in the ghetto when everytime someone asks to borrow sugar, you think they mean cocaine.

You know you live in the ghetto when the number of murders in your neighborhood outnumbers the number of parking violations.

You know you live in the ghetto when the ice-cream mans vehicle has bulletproof glass.
Title: Re: You know you live in the ghetto when...
Post by: Daddy on May 02, 2008, 10:19:53 PM
Quote from: Co-Z on May 02, 2008, 03:43:40 PM
one time a nigger called me with wrong number and was looking for shaniqua or something, so i was just like 'um no, she's not here right now'.
can't sleep can't eat can't breathe can't get any of my work done
cuz people keep calling with the same damn question
"Hello, is Shaniqua there?"
"Na, Shaniqua moved out last year, I think you have the wrong number.
This is Little T."
"You mean Shaniqua's brother?"
"Man, can't you just leave me alone?
This aint Shaniqua's house this aint her phone. And don't call back again,
cuz if you do you know the answer man..."

Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
"Is Shaniqua there?"
HELL NO
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
Shaniqua don't live here no mo'
"Is Shaniqua there?"
HELL NO