http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=46391&in_page_id=34
QuoteDoctors desperately tried to re-attach a man's penis after he burst into a crowded London restaurant on Sunday, dropped his trousers, and hacked his own organ off in front of horrified diners.
The man, thought to be Polish, ran into the Zizzi Italian restaurant on The Strand at about 9pm on Sunday night, when it was crowded with people who had been watching the London Marathon earlier in the day.
Sales rep Stuart McMahon, who was eating at the restaurant with his girlfriend, told the Sun: 'This guy came running in then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about.
'Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out.
'Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it.'
Restaurant staff called the police, who had to subdue the man with CS gas, before taking him to hospital. They also picked up the severed penis, put it on ice, and gave it to doctors.
A spokesman for St Thomas's Hospital, where the man was taken, confirmed that doctors had attempted to re-attach the organ ââ,¬â€œ but would not say if the procedure had been successful. It is thought to be the first time in Britain that a penis has been sewn back on,
Police are still trying to identify the man, who was not carrying any form of identification on him. A source told The Sun: 'We believe he's Polish and 35. We don't know if he has a history of mental illness, but he's clearly not a well boy.'
HOW DO I MAKE A COMMENT ON THIS THAT ISN'T HILARIOUS?
wtc;
They should shove it down his throat.
That news story is several months old. dawkins;
Yes, a newer better story might be of the vomiting monkey or the giant hole n the ground in I think it was turkey. Attack of the Show had the puking monkey, though.
What the hell was he thinking? psyduck;
Quote from: V on May 17, 2007, 09:55:47 AM
What the hell was he thinking? psyduck;
He wanted to become a woman.
Aha. I ave heard story like that when a man was surrouned by cop's and he cut of his penis and through it at them. Aha!
dude...
WTF9999999999999999999999
The Sun is a tabloid. psyduck;
Quote from: ONEMANFREAKSHOW on May 17, 2007, 10:40:38 AM
The Sun is a tabloid. psyduck;
I don't really see how this is relevant.
We got a Community Sun here, but also a Regina Leader Post. Me and Ac hail from the same area.