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Title: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: NOA_Haunted on April 28, 2008, 05:43:50 PM

My hormones are fucking crazy, and I really want to have sex. >.< Make it stop!

Title: Re: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on April 28, 2008, 05:44:43 PM

Cut off your penis?

also are you going to answer my pm within the next century or...?

Title: Re: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: Karel on April 28, 2008, 05:44:52 PM

masturbate

Title: Re: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: Daddy on April 28, 2008, 05:45:56 PM

That's pretty cool.

I heard of this new technique called masturbation; you should try it.

Title: Re: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: FAMY2 on April 28, 2008, 05:46:50 PM

Quote from: Karel101 on April 28, 2008, 05:44:52 PM
masturbate

Simple but effective. How clever. caterpie;

Title: Re: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: Wrench on April 28, 2008, 05:47:01 PM

I never had a major urge to have sex. My mind is strong.

Title: Re: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: superclucky on April 28, 2008, 05:47:37 PM

Quote from: JMV on April 28, 2008, 05:45:56 PM
That's pretty cool.

I heard of this new technique called masturbation; you should try it.

jmv why dont you masturbate

Title: Re: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: NOA_Haunted on April 28, 2008, 05:48:44 PM

Quote from: JMV on April 28, 2008, 05:45:56 PM
That's pretty cool.

I heard of this new technique called masturbation; you should try it.

It doesn't work! I've tried! Many times!

Title: Re: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: FullmetalGanon on April 28, 2008, 05:49:41 PM

Quote from: xXTheHaunted on April 28, 2008, 05:48:44 PM
It doesn't work! I've tried! Many times!

lmao

Title: Re: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: famy on April 28, 2008, 05:50:07 PM

Quote from: xXTheHaunted on April 28, 2008, 05:48:44 PM
It doesn't work! I've tried! Many times!

then have sex knowing that you'll burn in hell for eternity
!

Title: Re: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: Samus Aran on April 28, 2008, 05:50:15 PM

Quote from: xXTheHaunted on April 28, 2008, 05:48:44 PM
It doesn't work! I've tried! Many times!

Keep going after you finish until your penis hurts. Then the urge of having sex should go away pretty quickly.

Title: Re: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: Daddy on April 28, 2008, 05:51:10 PM

Quote from: Clucky et al. on April 28, 2008, 05:47:37 PM
jmv why dont you masturbate

i haven't felt like it.

Title: Re: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: NOA_Haunted on April 28, 2008, 05:51:42 PM

Quote from: not famy on April 28, 2008, 05:50:07 PM
then have sex knowing that you'll burn in hell for eternity
!

Wtf is hell? Is it like Heaven or some shit?

Title: Re: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: famy on April 28, 2008, 05:52:02 PM

Quote from: JMV on April 28, 2008, 05:51:10 PM
i haven't felt like it.

is it becuz ur gay

Title: Re: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: superclucky on April 28, 2008, 05:52:18 PM

Quote from: JMV on April 28, 2008, 05:51:10 PM
i haven't felt like it.

y nawt

Title: Re: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: Daddy on April 28, 2008, 05:55:16 PM

Quote from: Clucky et al. on April 28, 2008, 05:52:18 PM
y nawt

too much effort and not enough time i guess

Title: Re: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: superclucky on April 28, 2008, 05:56:26 PM

Quote from: JMV on April 28, 2008, 05:55:16 PM
too much effort and not enough time i guess

do you want me to do it for you

Title: Re: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: Pyrate on April 28, 2008, 05:57:20 PM

I've heard of these things called hookers.

Title: Re: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: Daddy on April 28, 2008, 05:58:37 PM

Quote from: Clucky et al. on April 28, 2008, 05:56:26 PM
do you want me to do it for you

ok. cluckjmvdoods;

Title: Re: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: NOA_Haunted on April 28, 2008, 05:59:12 PM

Quote from: Pyrate on April 28, 2008, 05:57:20 PM
I've heard of these things called hookers.

I only gotz 150. And I want to buy some stuffz.

Title: Re: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: FullmetalGanon on April 28, 2008, 05:59:59 PM

Quote from: xXTheHaunted on April 28, 2008, 05:59:12 PM
I only gotz 150. And I want to buy some stuffz.

then you dont want to have sex that badly :|

Title: Re: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: Daddy on April 28, 2008, 06:03:03 PM

Quote from: xXTheHaunted on April 28, 2008, 05:59:12 PM
I only gotz 150. And I want to buy some stuffz.

Then buy some meth and find a junkie who will trade sex for drugs. psyduck;

Title: Re: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: NOA_Haunted on April 28, 2008, 06:05:32 PM

Quote from: JMV on April 28, 2008, 06:03:03 PM
Then buy some meth and find a junkie who will trade sex for drugs. psyduck;

meth is expensive.

Title: Re: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: Daddy on April 28, 2008, 06:06:48 PM

Quote from: xXTheHaunted on April 28, 2008, 06:05:32 PM
meth is expensive.

You can get a gram or so with that.

Title: Re: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: superclucky on April 28, 2008, 06:07:08 PM

Quote from: JMV on April 28, 2008, 05:58:37 PM
ok. cluckjmvdoods;

cjlubdoods;

Title: Re: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: Daddy on April 28, 2008, 06:08:03 PM

Quote from: Clucky et al. on April 28, 2008, 06:07:08 PM
cjlubdoods;

cjlubdoods;
backroom y/n

Title: Re: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: Socks on April 28, 2008, 06:36:28 PM

Been here before, however now not so much, once you get it out your system (ie. have plenty of constant sex) the regular head and occasional sex will more then suffice.

Title: Re: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: bluaki on April 28, 2008, 06:41:12 PM

Quote from: Pmodb on April 28, 2008, 05:44:43 PM
Cut off your penis?

lol

Title: Re: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: sans culottes on April 28, 2008, 09:42:09 PM

Quote from: steal on April 28, 2008, 08:09:30 PM
Everyone hates being a teenager.

Hence, MySpace.

Title: Re: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: Geno on April 28, 2008, 10:44:36 PM

So wait, I get the dipshit rank but Haunted is still dipshit free? baddood;

Title: Re: Boyah I hate being a teenager
Post by: The artist formally known on April 28, 2008, 10:52:13 PM

Quote from: Karel101 on April 28, 2008, 05:44:52 PM
masturbate

makes me want to sex more

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