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Title: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Snorkel on April 24, 2008, 04:32:42 PM
Okay, well, I just consumed maybe 10-15g of Kava Kava (with 40% Kavalactone extract added). I've done this stuff before, but have only gotten mellowing/relaxing/anti-anxiety affects out of it.

This time, however, IS AMAZING

Short summary of effects:
- When I move my head from place to place, everything in between the start and stop points seems like it's going lightspeed and is really blurry
- field of vision swims/slides a little
- walking is kind of hard... not like I'm dizzy, but distance judgement is just difficult
- long-range vision (more than 10ft) has decreased A LOT
- very slight nausea
- I feel warm
- very very mellow/relaxed
- enhanced appreciation of music

It seems like it would increase concentration/interest in things at hand, too, but I'm not sure.

Now, if you want to do this, get it at loveleafgarden.com (40% Kavalactone Extract Powder), it's about $10/ounce. Blend it with orange juice and drink it. It tastes foul, but once you get it down it's worth it.

So yeah, now I'm going to go walk around in circles and laugh at myself uncontrollably while listening to Thievery Corporation or something
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Daddy on April 24, 2008, 04:33:48 PM
i love it when emotes randomly appear in your posts.
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Jester on April 24, 2008, 04:33:59 PM
Yet again, we do not care to hear about your drug experiences, junkie.
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: C.Mongler on April 24, 2008, 04:35:06 PM
Quote from: Jester on April 24, 2008, 04:33:59 PM
Yet again, we do not care to hear about your drug experiences, junkie.


I do  baddood;
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: guff on April 24, 2008, 04:38:14 PM
i now proceed to kiss jester's feet
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Feynman on April 24, 2008, 04:42:25 PM
Quote from: Jester on April 24, 2008, 04:33:59 PM
Yet again, we do not care to hear about your drug experiences, junkie.
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Pele on April 24, 2008, 04:49:36 PM
How do you buy this shit without your parents caring? Haha
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Snorkel on April 24, 2008, 04:52:56 PM
Quote from: Pele et al. on April 24, 2008, 04:49:36 PM
How do you buy this shit without your parents caring? Haha


I order lots of shit online, so they don't suspect anything when regular unmarked bubble envelopes arrive via USPS

Also I have a debit card and paypal so payment is easy
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Daddy on April 24, 2008, 04:55:35 PM
Quote from: Snorkel on April 24, 2008, 04:52:56 PM
I order lots of shit online, so they don't suspect anything when regular unmarked bubble envelopes arrive via USPS

Also I have a debit card and paypal so payment is easy
OH GOD YOU USE THE PROCEEDS TO GET HIGH.
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Socks on April 24, 2008, 05:05:14 PM
How long does it take to deliver? (I mean the package).
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Snorkel on April 24, 2008, 05:11:03 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 24, 2008, 05:05:14 PM
How long does it take to deliver? (I mean the package).


3-4 days.
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Socks on April 24, 2008, 05:12:54 PM
Quote from: Snorkel on April 24, 2008, 05:11:03 PM
3-4 days.


So, just orange juice and that's it? Do you recommend more than 15g for a first timer? Also, how long does the effect last?
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Snorkel on April 24, 2008, 05:32:32 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 24, 2008, 05:12:54 PM
So, just orange juice and that's it? Do you recommend more than 15g for a first timer? Also, how long does the effect last?


I don't know if it was 15g... I just poured some of my bag into a cup of orange juice and blended it. Definitely don't try to eat it by itself, though. Do it on an empty stomach; try maybe 1/4 of an ounce your first time (about 7g). If that doesn't do much, do 12-14g.

Effects are wearing off now, which is a good hour and a half later. Not that long, but nice when you want to be fully coherent at some point later in the evening. 
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Nyerp on April 24, 2008, 05:33:49 PM
Geeze Snorkel, can you go a day without getting high?
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Selkie on April 24, 2008, 05:53:26 PM
also, where are your parents while you are wobbling in circles laughing uncontrollably lol

oh Snorkel. If I ever wanted to get high, i would want to with you, if that means anything  :3

Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: guff on April 24, 2008, 06:10:20 PM
Quote from: Selkie224 on April 24, 2008, 05:53:26 PM
oh Snorkel. If I ever wanted to get high, i would want to with you, if that means anything  :3
i want to do a line of coke off your stomach
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Selkie on April 24, 2008, 06:16:28 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on April 24, 2008, 06:10:20 PM
i want to do a line of coke off your stomach


I want to eat your snot
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Silverhawk79 on April 24, 2008, 06:23:20 PM
Quote from: Snorkel on April 24, 2008, 04:52:56 PM
I order lots of shit online, so they don't suspect anything when regular unmarked bubble envelopes arrive via USPS

Also I have a debit card and paypal so payment is easy
And you sell our fucking domain. :)
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Daddy on April 24, 2008, 06:23:52 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on April 24, 2008, 06:23:20 PM
And you sell our fucking domain. :)
I already made the joke about him using the proceeds for drugs.  baddood;
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Sync on April 24, 2008, 06:27:12 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on April 24, 2008, 06:23:20 PM
And you sell our fucking domain. :)

...

Get over it seriously...
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Silverhawk79 on April 24, 2008, 06:28:37 PM
Quote from: TONY THE FUCKING TIGER on April 24, 2008, 06:27:12 PM
...

Get over it seriously...
I was over it until he was like "lol hey guys i'm soooooooooo high right now but you'll never guess where i got the money xd"
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Pele on April 24, 2008, 06:33:36 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on April 24, 2008, 06:28:37 PM
I was over it until he was like "lol hey guys i'm soooooooooo high right now but you'll never guess where i got the money xd"

Glad to see you back?
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Placebo Headwound on April 24, 2008, 06:35:28 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on April 24, 2008, 06:28:37 PM
I was over it until he was like "lol hey guys i'm soooooooooo high right now but you'll never guess where i got the money xd"
You've just gotta love Snorkel sometimes. :D
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Silverhawk79 on April 24, 2008, 06:40:30 PM
Quote from: Pele et al. on April 24, 2008, 06:33:36 PM
Glad to see you back?
It's temporary, until Vaati fixes the theme I just broke by typoing. :(
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Pele on April 24, 2008, 06:41:12 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on April 24, 2008, 06:40:30 PM
It's temporary, until Vaati fixes the theme I just broke by typoing. :(

Smooth.

Epic rap time y/n
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Sync on April 24, 2008, 06:41:25 PM
Quote from: Silverhawk79 on April 24, 2008, 06:40:30 PM
It's temporary, until Vaati fixes the theme I just broke by typoing. :(

This affects me.
You always break something. baddood;
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Daddy on April 24, 2008, 06:52:39 PM
I have never broken anything  baddood;


I thought i broke boyah once but the server just crashed at the same time.
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: me003 on April 24, 2008, 10:10:05 PM
Hey snorkel, do you live on the west coast?
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on April 25, 2008, 02:15:55 PM
You've probably brought this up already, but a friend of mine bought some salvia from a porn joint the other day and we were going to indulge tomorrow. Is the stuff even any good? Effects?
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Norwegian Lesbians on April 25, 2008, 02:33:20 PM
try dramamine good shit
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: sans culottes on April 25, 2008, 02:52:33 PM
does the shit kill you, any dangers?
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Socks on April 25, 2008, 07:37:03 PM
Quote from: Co-Z on April 25, 2008, 02:52:33 PM
does the shit kill you, any dangers?


Well that would tend to discourage costumers so I highly doubt a normal dose is going to kill you.
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Gin on April 25, 2008, 07:47:20 PM
Quote from: Rustoneal on April 25, 2008, 02:33:20 PM
try dramamine good shit

The physical effects people commonly experience vary, but usually include the sense of their body being unusually 'heavy,' especially in the legs, to the point where they cannot even walk, or where they constantly bump into things due to lack of motor control. Many abusers have reported contemplation of suicide due to that both excruciating and perplexing sensation felt in the lower legs. It has been likened to how many users imagine swelling bones would feel. Users commonly think that they are in a completely different environment than they actually are. Cognition is extremely slowed down by dimenhydrinate, making interaction with other people very confusing and frustrating. The visual experience most commonly commences with what might be described as a translucent distortion of reality; often dimenhydrinate 'trips' involve hallucinations/representations of common fears such as arachnids and snakes, and may incur a falling sensation. Hearing is affected, mainly because users have to "concentrate" to hear sounds. Auditory hallucinations are also frequent, leaving many abusers 'coming down' convinced that they have interacted with others when their actual compromised mental state would not have allowed them to do so.



WTF why would anyone do that with side effects like that?
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Socks on April 25, 2008, 07:55:57 PM
Quote from: steal on April 25, 2008, 07:53:37 PM
Sounds pretty thrilling to me.


You just read my mind.
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Lovefoxxx on April 25, 2008, 07:57:29 PM
Quote from: Gin on April 25, 2008, 07:47:20 PM
The physical effects people commonly experience vary, but usually include the sense of their body being unusually 'heavy,' especially in the legs, to the point where they cannot even walk, or where they constantly bump into things due to lack of motor control. Many abusers have reported contemplation of suicide due to that both excruciating and perplexing sensation felt in the lower legs. It has been likened to how many users imagine swelling bones would feel. Users commonly think that they are in a completely different environment than they actually are. Cognition is extremely slowed down by dimenhydrinate, making interaction with other people very confusing and frustrating. The visual experience most commonly commences with what might be described as a translucent distortion of reality; often dimenhydrinate 'trips' involve hallucinations/representations of common fears such as arachnids and snakes, and may incur a falling sensation. Hearing is affected, mainly because users have to "concentrate" to hear sounds. Auditory hallucinations are also frequent, leaving many abusers 'coming down' convinced that they have interacted with others when their actual compromised mental state would not have allowed them to do so.



sounds like an average morning after a night out =p
Title: Re: more of Snorkel's cool legal alternative drug experiences
Post by: Gin on April 25, 2008, 08:22:53 PM
Quote from: steal on April 25, 2008, 07:53:37 PM
Sounds pretty thrilling to me.  befuddlement

Contemplation of suicide, frustration with others, and hallucinations of fears sounds exciiting to you? wtf steal, wtf?