Me and my dad were driving to Yankee Stadium for a ball game at night, and the stadium is surrounded by an enormous electric fence, the streaks of frequent menacing electricity surges visible around the wires.
So we get there, and we are like at the very very top, where the fence is I guess. And a storm begins overhead. Then somehow the fence disconnects at one part and a beautiful senior from my school is like trapped in between something standing on a lawn chair. So my dad is like "save the girl!!!!!" And while he jumps and grabs both pieces of the broken part of the fence and connects them back together, I lift the girl up and put her down like 2 feet from where she was, but I knew I just rescued her.
Then the beautiful girl somehow becomes a young little Mexican chica, and I am patting her on the back and I bring her to her Mexican parents and they are crying. Then this guy comes up and tells me "You're a twelve. Sorry, that's all I could think of for you're squared" and I was like lolwhat. Then this guy was like "haha you harassed a little girl" and I was like wut.
Then my grandparents were there and they were saying hi like nothing happened.
mexicans+major league sports+kiddie porn = wtf