"The cake is a lie"
You remind me of my brother
"I noticed that you noticed me, and I just wanted to let you know that I noticed you too"
Hi, my name is Ronald Rollins
I wish I could be your derivative, baby, so I could lay tangent to your curves.
they're all pretty bad.
Quote from: Kazarus on April 15, 2008, 04:16:18 PM
I wish I could be your derivative, baby, so I could lay tangent to your curves.
That's so bad that it might actually work.
Wassup baby, write your phone number down before I don't want it no more.
Hi, I'm daisy.
Quote from: Houdini on April 15, 2008, 04:17:32 PM
That's so bad that it might actually work.
or not, because it's so oft-repeated
anyways i just go with i want to use you for sex because the love of my life does not share the same sentiment
I have a small penis that I have never used.
there's a bydo infestation between your legs and i'm afraid i'm earth's only hope
i'm going in
are you from tennessee?
cause you're the only 10 i see
Quote from: Commodore Guff on April 15, 2008, 04:33:07 PM
or not, because it's so oft-repeated
among calculus nerds, sure, but never to girls that these nerds want to date
H-h-h-hi... m-m-my name is John. Um... ... you y-y-you're really pretty... ... do you think maybe we could uh, go to the m-m-m-ovies or something?
Quote from: Kazarus on April 15, 2008, 04:38:20 PM
among calculus nerds, sure, but never to girls that these nerds want to date
Most women don't know even know what a circumference is.
Hey baby, I'm administrator of Boyah.
Quote from: JMV on April 15, 2008, 04:40:49 PM
Hey baby, I'm administrator of Boyah.
Enough for young girls like Zayna
our target audience
I make Halo mods that that turn the guns into penis canons
I masturbate to pictures of you. Let's go out. badass
I'm sure your boobs won't sag as much as your mother's have
I just ate a big fucking bag of onions
Lorraine, my density has bought me to you...oh, what I meant to say was...yes. Yes. I'm George, George McFly. I'm your density. I mean... your destiny.
hopefully at least some of you know what that's from
Quote from: Kazarus on April 15, 2008, 04:45:27 PM
Lorraine, my density has bought me to you...oh, what I meant to say was...yes. Yes. I'm George, George McFly. I'm your density. I mean... your destiny.
hopefully at least some of you know what that's from
The Shining?
"My name is Jake,
I am 39 years young and I am a
TV salesman.
I live in a cup board that can be moved from
place to place.
There is a hole in the front of it so I can see the,
children playing in the park.
I like the park because it has red trees and a big
balloon man lives there. He is called Morgan and
he gives me kisses.
For my birthday I would like a Superman cape and a
Dragon master Skeletor figure.
Morgan says, I can play games with him in his Caravan
on Sunday. I am going to be a big, scary, doggy, with
lip stick on. And then later I am going to find white
super threads."
Quote from: Houdini on April 15, 2008, 04:45:51 PM
The Shining?
quit being so sarcastic all the time :|
Quote from: Ezlo4 on April 15, 2008, 04:37:07 PM
are you from tennessee?
cause you're the only 10 i see
Sadly I recognize that quote.
Quote from: Kazarus on April 15, 2008, 04:16:18 PM
I wish I could be your derivative, baby, so I could lay tangent to your curves.
oh god I lold
Anyway...
"your pussy needs widening, and my fat cock is the only thing that can do it"
Quote from: Kazarus on April 15, 2008, 04:45:27 PM
Lorraine, my density has bought me to you...oh, what I meant to say was...yes. Yes. I'm George, George McFly. I'm your density. I mean... your destiny.
hopefully at least some of you know what that's from
Wanna hear something crazy?
[spoiler]I saw that movie for the first in my life 2 days ago[/spoiler]
Quote from: Lawlz on April 15, 2008, 04:39:22 PM
Most women don't know even know what a circumference is.
ahhh... how big around? baddood;
Quote from: Clair on April 15, 2008, 05:53:10 PM
ahhh... how big around? baddood;
i'd say about three inches on a good day baddood;
Quote from: Killer Tofu on April 15, 2008, 05:21:42 PM
Wanna hear something crazy?
[spoiler]I saw that movie for the first in my life 2 days ago[/spoiler]
that is indeed crazy
i've seen it like a bazillion times
"hey you little slut"
Quote from: Kazarus on April 15, 2008, 05:54:08 PM
that is indeed crazy
i've seen it like a bazillion times
What is it? I bet I haven't seen it
Quote from: Commodore Guff on April 15, 2008, 05:53:45 PM
i'd say about three inches on a good day baddood;
lmao. yes; Not bad at all.
hey baby i'm a member of the borg collective and i'd like to assimilate you.
Quote from: Kazarus on April 15, 2008, 06:02:04 PM
what the fuck
Yep, haven't seen it. I'm not really in the know when it comes to movies or music.
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on April 15, 2008, 06:10:02 PM
Yep, haven't seen it. I'm not really in the know when it comes to movies or music.
lol it came out in '85...
Quote from: Killer Tofu on April 15, 2008, 06:14:15 PM
lol it came out in '85...
Oh... I was going to guess the late 70s...
I guess I should check it out sometime`
IT'S YOUR KIDS MARTY! SOMETHINGS GOTTA BE DONE ABOUT YOUR KIDS!
"Excuse me there... hi... do you mind if I could take your picture really quickly? Oh no... *Chuckle* It's nothing like that I just want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas."
If she laughs, then that's all you need; you can now proceed with "Hi my name's...".
Quote from: Socks on April 15, 2008, 09:10:14 PM
"Excuse me there... hi... do you mind if I could take your picture really quickly? Oh no... *Chuckle* It's nothing like that I just want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas."
If she laughs, then that's all you need; you can now proceed with "Hi my name's...".
Where have I read that before.
my name is ronald rollins