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Title: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Houdini on April 15, 2008, 04:12:06 PM
"The cake is a lie"
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: YPrrrr on April 15, 2008, 04:13:00 PM
You remind me of my brother
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Paul on April 15, 2008, 04:13:30 PM
"I noticed that you noticed me, and I just wanted to let you know that I noticed you too"
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Paul on April 15, 2008, 04:13:50 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on April 15, 2008, 04:13:00 PM
You remind me of my brother

You remind me of my Jeep.
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: YPrrrr on April 15, 2008, 04:15:37 PM
Hi, my name is Ronald Rollins
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Samus Aran on April 15, 2008, 04:16:18 PM
I wish I could be your derivative, baby, so I could lay tangent to your curves.
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on April 15, 2008, 04:17:29 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on April 15, 2008, 04:15:37 PM
Hi, my name is Ronald Rollins
Stole my post.
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: ME## on April 15, 2008, 04:17:31 PM
they're all pretty bad.
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Houdini on April 15, 2008, 04:17:32 PM
Quote from: Kazarus on April 15, 2008, 04:16:18 PM
I wish I could be your derivative, baby, so I could lay tangent to your curves.
That's so bad that it might actually work.
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Paul on April 15, 2008, 04:17:50 PM
Wassup baby, write your phone number down before I don't want it no more.
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on April 15, 2008, 04:19:14 PM
Hi, I'm daisy.
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: guff on April 15, 2008, 04:33:07 PM
Quote from: Houdini on April 15, 2008, 04:17:32 PM
That's so bad that it might actually work.
or not, because it's so oft-repeated

anyways i just go with i want to use you for sex because the love of my life does not share the same sentiment
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Geno on April 15, 2008, 04:34:14 PM
I have a small penis that I have never used.
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 15, 2008, 04:35:51 PM
there's a bydo infestation between your legs and i'm afraid i'm earth's only hope

i'm going in
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Ezloﺕ on April 15, 2008, 04:37:07 PM
are you from tennessee?

cause you're the only 10 i see
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Samus Aran on April 15, 2008, 04:38:20 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on April 15, 2008, 04:33:07 PM
or not, because it's so oft-repeated


among calculus nerds, sure, but never to girls that these nerds want to date
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: YPrrrr on April 15, 2008, 04:38:39 PM
H-h-h-hi... m-m-my name is John. Um... ... you y-y-you're really pretty... ... do you think maybe we could uh, go to the m-m-m-ovies or something?
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 15, 2008, 04:39:22 PM
Quote from: Kazarus on April 15, 2008, 04:38:20 PM
among calculus nerds, sure, but never to girls that these nerds want to date
Most women don't know even know what a circumference is.
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Daddy on April 15, 2008, 04:40:49 PM
Hey baby, I'm administrator of Boyah.
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 15, 2008, 04:41:31 PM
Quote from: JMV on April 15, 2008, 04:40:49 PM
Hey baby, I'm administrator of Boyah.
Enough for young girls like Zayna

our target audience
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Houdini on April 15, 2008, 04:41:48 PM
I make Halo mods that that turn the guns into penis canons
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 15, 2008, 04:43:53 PM
I masturbate to pictures of you. Let's go out. badass
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: YPrrrr on April 15, 2008, 04:44:59 PM
I'm sure your boobs won't sag as much as your mother's have
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Houdini on April 15, 2008, 04:45:06 PM
I just ate a big fucking bag of onions
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Samus Aran on April 15, 2008, 04:45:27 PM
Lorraine, my density has bought me to you...oh, what I meant to say was...yes. Yes. I'm George, George McFly. I'm your density. I mean... your destiny.

hopefully at least some of you know what that's from
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Houdini on April 15, 2008, 04:45:51 PM
Quote from: Kazarus on April 15, 2008, 04:45:27 PM
Lorraine, my density has bought me to you...oh, what I meant to say was...yes. Yes. I'm George, George McFly. I'm your density. I mean... your destiny.

hopefully at least some of you know what that's from
The Shining?
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Paul on April 15, 2008, 04:49:41 PM
"My name is Jake,

I am 39 years young and I am a
TV salesman.

I live in a cup board that can be moved from
place to place.

There is a hole in the front of it so I can see the,
children playing in the park.

I like the park because it has red trees and a big
balloon man lives there. He is called Morgan and
he gives me kisses.

For my birthday I would like a Superman cape and a
Dragon master Skeletor figure.

Morgan says, I can play games with him in his Caravan
on Sunday. I am going to be a big, scary, doggy, with
lip stick on. And then later I am going to find white
super threads."
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Samus Aran on April 15, 2008, 04:53:17 PM
Quote from: Houdini on April 15, 2008, 04:45:51 PM
The Shining?


quit being so sarcastic all the time :|
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Geno on April 15, 2008, 04:58:48 PM
Quote from: Ezlo4 on April 15, 2008, 04:37:07 PM
are you from tennessee?

cause you're the only 10 i see
Sadly I recognize that quote.
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Selkie on April 15, 2008, 05:16:53 PM
Quote from: Kazarus on April 15, 2008, 04:16:18 PM
I wish I could be your derivative, baby, so I could lay tangent to your curves.


oh god I lold

Anyway...

"your pussy needs widening, and my fat cock is the only thing that can do it"
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Selkie on April 15, 2008, 05:21:42 PM
Quote from: Kazarus on April 15, 2008, 04:45:27 PM
Lorraine, my density has bought me to you...oh, what I meant to say was...yes. Yes. I'm George, George McFly. I'm your density. I mean... your destiny.

hopefully at least some of you know what that's from


Wanna hear something crazy?

[spoiler]I saw that movie for the first in my life 2 days ago[/spoiler]
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: FAMY2 on April 15, 2008, 05:53:10 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 15, 2008, 04:39:22 PM
Most women don't know even know what a circumference is.


ahhh... how big around?   baddood;
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: guff on April 15, 2008, 05:53:45 PM
Quote from: Clair on April 15, 2008, 05:53:10 PM
ahhh... how big around?   baddood;
i'd say about three inches on a good day baddood;
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Samus Aran on April 15, 2008, 05:54:08 PM
Quote from: Killer Tofu on April 15, 2008, 05:21:42 PM
Wanna hear something crazy?

[spoiler]I saw that movie for the first in my life 2 days ago[/spoiler]


that is indeed crazy

i've seen it like a bazillion times
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Pele on April 15, 2008, 05:54:51 PM
"hey you little slut"
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: YPrrrr on April 15, 2008, 05:55:51 PM
Quote from: Kazarus on April 15, 2008, 05:54:08 PM
that is indeed crazy

i've seen it like a bazillion times
What is it? I bet I haven't seen it
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Samus Aran on April 15, 2008, 05:57:07 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on April 15, 2008, 05:55:51 PM
What is it? I bet I haven't seen it


Back to the Future
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: FAMY2 on April 15, 2008, 05:57:41 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on April 15, 2008, 05:53:45 PM
i'd say about three inches on a good day baddood;


lmao.   yes;  Not bad at all.
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: YPrrrr on April 15, 2008, 06:00:06 PM
Quote from: Kazarus on April 15, 2008, 05:57:07 PM
Back to the Future
Haven't seen it.
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Samus Aran on April 15, 2008, 06:02:04 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on April 15, 2008, 06:00:06 PM
Haven't seen it.


what the fuck
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Daddy on April 15, 2008, 06:03:12 PM
hey baby i'm a member of the borg collective and i'd like to assimilate you.
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Geno on April 15, 2008, 06:07:55 PM
Quote from: Kazarus on April 15, 2008, 06:02:04 PM
what the fuck
I think he's kidding.
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: YPrrrr on April 15, 2008, 06:10:02 PM
Quote from: Kazarus on April 15, 2008, 06:02:04 PM
what the fuck
Yep, haven't seen it. I'm not really in the know when it comes to movies or music.
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Selkie on April 15, 2008, 06:14:15 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on April 15, 2008, 06:10:02 PM
Yep, haven't seen it. I'm not really in the know when it comes to movies or music.


lol it came out in '85...
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: YPrrrr on April 15, 2008, 06:17:24 PM
Quote from: Killer Tofu on April 15, 2008, 06:14:15 PM
lol it came out in '85...
Oh... I was going to guess the late 70s...

I guess I should check it out sometime`
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Geno on April 15, 2008, 09:06:58 PM
IT'S YOUR KIDS MARTY! SOMETHINGS GOTTA BE DONE ABOUT YOUR KIDS!
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Socks on April 15, 2008, 09:10:14 PM
"Excuse me there... hi... do you mind if I could take your picture really quickly? Oh no... *Chuckle* It's nothing like that I just want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas."

If she laughs, then that's all you need; you can now proceed with "Hi my name's...".
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Geno on April 15, 2008, 09:10:48 PM
Quote from: Socks on April 15, 2008, 09:10:14 PM
"Excuse me there... hi... do you mind if I could take your picture really quickly? Oh no... *Chuckle* It's nothing like that I just want to show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas."

If she laughs, then that's all you need; you can now proceed with "Hi my name's...".
Where have I read that before.
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Socks on April 15, 2008, 09:12:46 PM
Quote from: Geno on April 15, 2008, 09:10:48 PM
Where have I read that before.


I have no idea.
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: The artist formally known on April 15, 2008, 09:18:31 PM
my name is ronald rollins
Title: Re: Worst pickup lines
Post by: Socks on April 15, 2008, 09:23:20 PM
Quote from: reefer on April 15, 2008, 09:18:31 PM
my name is ronald rollins


Instant classic.