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Title: Can you dance?
Post by: Samus Aran on April 15, 2008, 02:00:43 AM
I can't.  :(

I can look like a dumbass by twisting around like I'm having a seizure or something, but you'd never catch me pulling slick moves on the dance floor. I'm the guy at the wedding reception that's just kinda standing there wobbling from side to side in the middle of the dancing crowd.

How about you guys?
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: Socks on April 15, 2008, 02:39:06 AM
Slow dancing is easy, naturally, I can "grind" with the best of them and everything else I can sort of improvise alright so I'm set.
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: The artist formally known on April 15, 2008, 03:01:24 AM
Prom was so awesome, you could ask anyone who went with me. I knew how to dance.  caterpie;
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on April 15, 2008, 05:13:26 AM
Hell yeah.

I used to pop n lock.

Quote from: Socks on April 15, 2008, 02:39:06 AM
Slow dancing is easy, naturally, I can "grind" with the best of them and everything else I can sort of improvise alright so I'm set.


If anyone can't grind, they deserve to be shot, holy shit it's the easiest thing to do on the floor that's still in style.
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: LCK on April 15, 2008, 05:46:28 AM
If I even attempt to dance...oh god.

I'm like the generic white dancer. It's just not cool.
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: strongbad on April 15, 2008, 06:15:04 AM
Anybody can slow dance; it's like a long hug.
idk about grinding
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: :atomsk: on April 15, 2008, 07:07:37 AM
i can slow dance, dance those Mexican dances like at quinceaneras, and jump around like crazy. i can't grind, though. it's kind of weird. plus, my sister made me take dancing lessons with her so i can sort of dance all fancy.
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: Daddy on April 15, 2008, 07:54:50 AM
Me and my mans don't dance, but to feel ya'll bump and grind.


also no, not really.
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: Hensa on April 15, 2008, 08:18:14 AM
i can grind (who cant? its like slow humping LOL sweat;)
dance some hip-hop (high school classes >.>)
took belly dancing classes from my friend katie.
and DDR doesnt count, but im on standard-heavy on it.
my Opa taught me to slow dance...so i can do that too

oh and also a bit of old fashion swing dancing. LOL
that was fun to learn.
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: Samus Aran on April 15, 2008, 09:19:40 AM
I've never really considered slow dancing to be real dancing. Even I can do that.
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: V on April 15, 2008, 09:56:23 AM
Quote from: Vyse of the Blue Rogues on April 15, 2008, 05:13:26 AM
Hell yeah.

I used to pop n lock.



That's not dancing.
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: Samus Aran on April 15, 2008, 10:18:59 AM
Quote from: Vyse of the Blue Rogues on April 15, 2008, 05:13:26 AM
If anyone can't grind, they deserve to be shot, holy shit it's the easiest thing to do on the floor that's still in style.


It's stupid.

Quote from: Trevor et al. on April 15, 2008, 05:46:28 AM
If I even attempt to dance...oh god.

I'm like the generic white dancer. It's just not cool.


same here smithicide;
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: Placebo Headwound on April 15, 2008, 11:59:58 AM
No.
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 15, 2008, 12:17:17 PM
Slow dancing is the only kind I can do. baddood;
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: Squirtlejazz on April 15, 2008, 12:50:24 PM
Yes. I actually can.
At the dances they get all those big freestyle circles and its fuckin sweet because black people are flippin kuh-razy!!
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: FullmetalGanon on April 15, 2008, 12:58:45 PM
ive never tried cause I dont like to flail around looking like a fool :|
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on April 15, 2008, 01:31:31 PM
Quote from: FullmetalGanon on April 15, 2008, 12:58:45 PM
ive never tried cause I dont like to flail around looking like a fool :|
flailing around like a fool can look cool.
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: YPrrrr on April 15, 2008, 02:04:36 PM
I don't really know... I like dancing by myself, but not in front of others.

I can slow dance... including the kinds where you actually move, instead of standing there swaying.
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: ncba93ivyase on April 15, 2008, 02:18:45 PM
I can moonwalk

that's it
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on April 15, 2008, 02:20:33 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on April 15, 2008, 02:18:45 PM
I can moonwalk

that's it
I'll teach you how to dance.
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: Selkie on April 15, 2008, 02:31:24 PM
Quote from: Kazarus on April 15, 2008, 10:18:59 AM
It's stupid.


It's mildly pleasurable and entertaining.

Also, I can dance. I got rhythm. I basically just move my torso back and forth, do a little something with my arms with my elbows making about a 90 degree angle, and move my feet around. It's a natural talent  magician;
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: YPrrrr on April 15, 2008, 02:34:01 PM
Quote from: Kazarus on April 15, 2008, 10:18:59 AM
It's stupid.

I heartily agree
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: Feynman on April 15, 2008, 02:44:26 PM
The only dances I can do are the ballroom dancing ones they taught us as a special program in New York City middle schools, like the Tango and the Merengue.
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on April 15, 2008, 02:45:35 PM
Quote from: Bassir C. on April 15, 2008, 02:44:26 PM
The only dances I can do are the ballroom dancing ones they taught us as a special program in New York City middle schools, like the Tango and the Merengue.
We should battle. baddood;
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: Feynman on April 15, 2008, 02:49:25 PM
Quote from: Vyse of the Blue Rogues on April 15, 2008, 02:45:35 PM
We should battle. baddood;


the tango is more intimate than your grinding shit
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on April 15, 2008, 02:51:52 PM
Quote from: Bassir C. on April 15, 2008, 02:49:25 PM
the tango is more intimate than your grinding shit
I know.
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: Hensa on April 15, 2008, 02:53:33 PM
Quote from: Bassir C. on April 15, 2008, 02:49:25 PM
the tango is more intimate than your grinding shit
i agree.

its so romantic wub;
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: YPrrrr on April 15, 2008, 02:54:43 PM
Who wants to polka?
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: ME## on April 15, 2008, 02:56:46 PM
I've never tried.
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: Feynman on April 15, 2008, 02:59:06 PM
i find ballroom dancing the only true dance but really useless considering no one really does it
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on April 15, 2008, 03:01:59 PM
Quote from: Bassir C. on April 15, 2008, 02:59:06 PM
i find ballroom dancing the only true dance but really useless considering no one really does it
what makes the other dances fake?
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: Daddy on April 15, 2008, 03:03:08 PM
Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: Selkie on April 15, 2008, 03:03:14 PM
Quote from: Bassir C. on April 15, 2008, 02:59:06 PM
i find ballroom dancing the only true dance but really useless considering no one really does it


and the man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz
and the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you it will turn into a ballroom blitz ballrom blitz
ballroom blitz
ballroom blitz
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: YPrrrr on April 15, 2008, 03:06:10 PM
I can dance if I want to...
I can leave my friends behind...
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: Paul on April 15, 2008, 03:53:19 PM
I HAD to do Ballroom for school last year. But no I can't dance. But I can do the "Carlton"  :|
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: Feynman on April 15, 2008, 03:59:36 PM
Quote from: Paul on April 15, 2008, 03:53:19 PM
I HAD to do Ballroom for school last year. But no I can't dance. But I can do the "Carlton"  :|


You just sat in the audience with an excuse every time. baddood;
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: Paul on April 15, 2008, 04:06:32 PM
Quote from: Bassir C. on April 15, 2008, 03:59:36 PM
You just sat in the audience with an excuse every time. baddood;
No, I danced. But sometimes I got kicked out for no reason.
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on April 15, 2008, 04:09:36 PM
Square dancing is the best kind. badass
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: Paul on April 15, 2008, 04:10:18 PM
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on April 15, 2008, 04:09:36 PM
Square dancing is the best kind. badass

Yee Haw.
Title: Re: Can you dance?
Post by: Samus Aran on April 16, 2008, 12:12:00 AM
Quote from: Killer Tofu on April 15, 2008, 03:03:14 PM
and the man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz
and the girl in the corner said boy I want to warn you it will turn into a ballroom blitz ballrom blitz
ballroom blitz
ballroom blitz


sweet is awesomely cheesy and fun to listen to