Poll
Question:
well?
Option 1: absolutely awesome
votes: 15
Option 2: good
votes: 2
Option 3: just like I'm takin a shit, nothing special
votes: 11
Option 4: bad
votes: 2
Option 5: horrible
votes: 2
I feel awful. Any thought that enters my head, however magnificent, turns into a putrid nightmare. Also, it's uncomfortable.
when its a huge one it feels awesome
I feel on top of the world.
Quote from: Ezlo4 on April 14, 2008, 01:44:17 PM
when its a huge one it feels awesome
it feels like someone stuck hot iron up my butt
During it? Depends if I'm constipated or not .
Quote from: ME86 on April 14, 2008, 01:52:31 PM
During it? Depends if I'm constipated or not .
Whichever is more frequent.
Quote from: Ezlo4 on April 14, 2008, 01:44:17 PM
when its a huge one it feels awesome
i knew you were gay
I feel shitty.
I sit and play games and often forget what I'm doing, making it my second most relaxing time of the day.
Of course it's awesome.
Quote from: Lawlz on April 14, 2008, 01:54:47 PM
I sit and play games and often forget what I'm doing, making it my second most relaxing time of the day.
Of course it's awesome.
Yeah, that's really weird.
Also, I chortle nonchalantly at the atheist/christian banana thing
If it comes out nice and clean, it feels pretty good. Big shits are awesome, too. But when I have diarrhea, :(.
oh god
surprisingly i'm usually at my most insightful and creative when i'm on the shitter goonish
lulz garfield is such a fat slag
I actually enjoy taking a dump. It feels like paradise... you know what I mean? You could be having a shitty day (pun intended) and you go over and just let all out. I mean really when you shit you just feel better. You pull down your pants, and sit on the cool toilet seat. Then you just sit there and it is so serene. The moaning, the sound of your shit hitting the toilet water.
What can top that?
When I can just go let out a loud I feel pretty good, but usually I can't think while shooting out a hard turd. myface;
After reading Chaos's post I think I am going to cry myself to sleep tonight.
Quote from: JMV on April 14, 2008, 08:18:41 PM
After reading Chaos's post I think I am going to cry myself to sleep tonight.
I think I'll do the same.
I'm not even done. And then what if there is no more toilet paper? What would you do? Me? I think I'd just jam my hand up my mass and wipe.
Because who would walk around without wiping after shitting some like this out?
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These things are great.
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That green box. They're Scott moist wipes and they are the best to have while taking a shit. I have them in my bathroom next to the toilet, but there is a little bit left. I should buy some more.
Quote from: V on April 14, 2008, 08:33:32 PM
These things are great.
[spoiler](http://images.usatoday.com/Wires2Web/20070423/924385027_EARNS_KIMBERLY_CLARKx.jpg)[/spoiler]
That green box. They're Scott moist wipes and they are the best to have while taking a shit. I have them in my bathroom next to the toilet, but there is a little bit left. I should buy some more.
Oh yes, the refreshing feel of a moist towelette. Though, I prefer baby wipes.
You both are gay for liking moist wipes.
It feels like, ugh.
Quote from: Lawlz on April 14, 2008, 01:54:47 PM
I sit and play games and often forget what I'm doing, making it my second most relaxing time of the day.
Of course it's awesome.
I do that too. Mostly play sum DS.
Quote from: steal on April 14, 2008, 08:21:46 PM
and recently I've been unable to actually "finish" my shits, leaving me endlessly uncomfortable.
Oh god me too. For quite some time now, whenever I poop, I feel that there is just one other turd left. I could probably spend about 30 minutes on the toilet straining, but I'd rather not.
I dunno, just normal I guess? doodthing;
if it's wet then it is extremely uncomfortable.
If it's a big not wet one it feels good. it's almost kind of like an extremely weak orgasm sometimes.
It feels awesome.
The only time I hate it is when I have diarrhea and my stomach hurts like a bitch.
Quote from: reefer on April 14, 2008, 01:53:49 PM
i knew you were gay
If the feeling of a long, hard cock withdrawing from my ass feels like this--sign me up.
Quote from: steal on April 24, 2008, 08:16:32 PM
Exactly my problem. We're a sad bunch. :(
I also experience that problem frequently.
We should make a one-last-turds anonymous club.