Up until about 5h grade I used to think that the gallbladder was a fan-like mechanism that spun around in the lower left side of your chest. The first thing that comes to mind when I think "gallbldder" is that fan-like organ, and I actually have to think for a split second to remember that it's a little organ behind the liver. befuddlement
i thought babies were pooped out
I thought god was real.
i thought i would grow up to be a lawyer
i thought sleeping with someone was like hugging and sleeping
i actually found out i meant sex a couple of weeks ago y/n
Quote from: Clucky et al. on April 07, 2008, 12:28:56 PM
i thought sleeping with someone was like hugging and sleeping
i actually found out i meant sex a couple of weeks ago y/n
you mean sex, huh? :|
Quote from: Not Sid on April 07, 2008, 12:16:21 PM
i thought babies were pooped out
lol me too but that was way back in like 2nd grade
I always knew the sun was bigger than it looked, but I still thought that the stars were only like as big as houses, and were actually shaped like the star shape.
I thought that animals weren't actally alive, but more like rocks, there, but not actually conscious of it.
I had the idea that there was basically no gap between being a young child and becoming an adult and living in your own house.
I also had the idea, (from all the movies and shows) that kids in high school somehow got hours and hours of free time every day to basically do things totally unrelated to sitting in a classroom and doing schoolwork.
I thought babies came out of your belly buttons
Quote from: Clucky et al. on April 07, 2008, 12:28:56 PM
i thought sleeping with someone was like hugging and sleeping
i actually found out i meant sex a couple of weeks ago y/n
I'm a good teacher. baddood;
Quote from: JMV on April 07, 2008, 12:55:10 PM
I'm a good teacher. baddood;
teach me again this night jmvs <3
I thought Jesus was the son of God.
I thought I was living like my favorite cartoon star. :(
I thought girls had bigger, woolier penises than men.
I thought my erections acted like a compass, pointing me to my one true love and I should follow it to find her.
Quote from: Bassir C. on April 07, 2008, 02:10:40 PM
I thought my erections acted like a compass, pointing me to my one true love and I should follow it to find her.
Aww that's so adorable and fucking disgusting. <3
Quote from: Bassir C. on April 07, 2008, 02:10:40 PM
I thought my erections acted like a compass, pointing me to my one true love and I should follow it to find her.
Does italicizing "her" imply that you are now a homosexual?
yeah no one told me about erections as a little kid so when I got morning wood or something, it brought upon a good deal of confusion...
Also, I thought everyone got married to someone by simply asking a random person they meet on the street or in a store or something.
Quote from: Lawlz on April 07, 2008, 02:07:05 PM
I thought girls had bigger, woolier penises than men.
Quote from: Bassir C. on April 07, 2008, 02:10:40 PM
I thought my erections acted like a compass, pointing me to my one true love and I should follow it to find her.
Where did you guys get those ideas from? powerofone;
Quote from: JMV on April 07, 2008, 02:18:50 PM
Does italicizing "her" imply that you are now a homosexual?
You didn't know that? doodthing;
Quote from: JMV on April 07, 2008, 02:18:50 PM
Does italicizing "her" imply that you are now a homosexual?
no i just wanted to put emphasis on the word
Quote from: Bassir C. on April 07, 2008, 02:25:26 PM
no i just wanted to put emphasis on the word
you should have put it on penis, since yours doesn't really emphasize much.
does your penis point to clucky, cause mine does
i used to think black people were just people who didnt bathe very often.
up until i was 5.
lol
Quote from: Bassir C. on April 07, 2008, 02:30:25 PM
does your penis point to clucky, cause mine does
No, it's in there.
lol
i used to call black people brown lol
lol
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on April 07, 2008, 02:32:23 PM
i used to think black people were just people who didnt bathe very often.
up until i was 5.
:(
I used to think the michrophone stand at my church was god.
When I was really little I thought kids were calling eachother "mega" instead of "nigga". i then went to school and learned it.
Quote from: JMV on April 07, 2008, 05:14:11 PM
When I was really little I thought kids were calling eachother "mega" instead of "nigga". i then went to school and learned it.
People used the word "nigga" before 6th grade? doodthing;
I used to think genitalia was an ice cream flavor.
I used to think the Lord created babies.
I used to think a serial killer was a man who broke into your home, stole your cereal, and killed your parents while they were sleeping. :|
Quote from: Socks on April 07, 2008, 05:17:09 PM
I used to think the Lord created babies.
I thought the breath formed when a mother and father kiss was what made fetuses.
Quote from: Vyse of the Blue Rogues on April 07, 2008, 05:20:27 PM
I thought the breath formed when a mother and father kiss was what made fetuses.
I just thought you prayed for a child and the Jesus got the female magically pregnant.
Quote from: Socks on April 07, 2008, 05:24:32 PM
I just thought you prayed for a child and the Jesus got the female magically pregnant.
I thought that for a little while, when my mommy told me Jesus could help me with anything.
Oh, I used to think gang members shot up shit and killed people for no reason.
Quote from: Vyse of the Blue Rogues on April 07, 2008, 05:27:28 PM
Oh, I used to think gang members shot up shit and killed people for no reason.
This is still partially true.
Quote from: Socks on April 07, 2008, 05:38:35 PM
This is still partially true.
Seriously, It's depressing.
I though sex was hugging somebody naked.
I used to think you have to pray for a baby.
All those useless nights as a child. :|
I used to believe in the tooth fairy.
Until one night, I put my tooth under my pillow and held onto it.
My tooth was still there, and I had two bucks
:)
I thought that if you wanted to get a girl pregnate, you had to pee in her vagina. My dad actually told me that when we were reading a book about hamsters and it talked about mating.
THANKS
Quote from: steal on April 08, 2008, 08:29:34 AM
I used to think life was good :(
awwww :( its ok Stealypants *patpat*
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on April 08, 2008, 11:49:10 AM
awwww its ok Stealypants *patpat*
Life's a Bitch, the biggest there is...
"Visualizin the realism of life and actuality
Fuck who's the baddest a person's status depends on salary
And my mentality is, money orientated
I'm destined to live the dream for all my peeps who never made it
cause yeah, we were beginners in the hood as five percenters
But somethin must of got in us cause all of us turned to sinners
Now some, restin in peace and some are sittin in San Quentin
Others such as myself are tryin to carry on tradition
Keepin the schwepervesence street ghetto essence inside us
Cause it provides us with the proper insight to guide us
Even though, we know somehow we all gotta go
but as long as we leavin thievin we'll be leavin with some kind of dough
so, and to that day we expire and turn to vapors
me and my capers-ll be somewhere stackin plenty papers
Keepin it real, packin steel, gettin high
Cause life's a bitch and then you die."