so we (me and my buddy jeff who drives me home from school) were leaving school today and on the corner of my school where the front entrance and the parking lot meet, the school nurses and gym teachers were handing out free shaving cream. Shaving fucking cream. I have absolutely no idea why either, they had like a mountain of cases full of them too. So I take one and as does my friend, and walking out into the parking lot, I see exactly what I expect to see when you give the entire high school student body shaving cream. It was fucking everywhere. On the roads, on cars, on people. It was really fucking weird.
I wish I knew why they gave us shaving cream though. Anyone elses school do some weird ass shit like this?
Do birth control pills fall under the category of "weird ass shit"?
Quote from: Luigi on March 26, 2008, 02:11:10 PM
Do birth control pills fall under the category of "weird ass shit"?
If they're just passin em out on the street corner yeah.
i wish my school gave me stuff
I passed a room with some jumpy guy sticking half his body out of the room and he gave me a condom, and I saw some nigger inside with a bucket-load of them.
They gave us deodorant in 5th grade. doodella;
There was a dead cat with its head sawed off in my schoolyard madood;
My school gave out condoms but that's about it, they came in three flavors, cherry, grape and vanilla.
Quote from: Socks on March 26, 2008, 03:01:58 PM
My school gave out condoms but that's about it, they came in three flavors, cherry, grape and vanilla.
I don't understand flavored condoms.
Who's going to wear a condom while getting a blowjob doodthing;
Quote from: Luigi on March 26, 2008, 03:02:49 PM
I don't understand flavored condoms.
Who's going to wear a condom while getting a blowjob
I do not know, the only time I would get one from them is when I forgot to bring some to school, I used to keep one or two condoms in my wallet at all times.
In fifth grade, all the girls got tampons.
Guys got nothing.
Quote from: Lawlz on March 26, 2008, 03:29:11 PM
Guys got nothing.
We have a manly penis, thats always a win.
Quote from: Socks on March 26, 2008, 03:32:44 PM
We have a manly penis, thats always a win.
Even the word sounds manly.
"Penis"
i still didn't get free stuff
I got deodorant in 6th grade. It is still in my gym locker 4 years later...
Quote from: Squirtlejazz on March 26, 2008, 04:31:26 PM
I got deodorant in 6th grade. It is still in my gym locker 4 years later...
I actually still have the one I got in 5th grade. goonish
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on March 26, 2008, 04:34:45 PM
I actually still have the one I got in 5th grade.
Well I mean you're still only in 6th grade so it's all good. Jay Kay yo.
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on March 26, 2008, 04:34:45 PM
I actually still have the one I got in 5th grade. goonish
It actually just finished today. =[
once my school gave out an education
Quote from: Luigi on March 26, 2008, 03:34:43 PM
Even the word sounds manly.
"Penis"
more like disgusting
Quote from: David. on March 26, 2008, 07:00:58 PM
once my school gave out an education
no way, they don't do that anymore befuddlement
no srsly they do
Quote from: bluaki on March 26, 2008, 07:10:04 PM
more like disgusting
To you, yes.
Otherwise, moar like manly.
actually it looked a lot like this
(not my school or anyone i know fyi, just a video of some schools parking lot and shaving cream, like my school)
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyoMsi94Abg[/youtube]
I think my school gave us homework once.
There's this midget (k not really he's about 5"3) who works for the school and he follows students around with a video camera after school to try to catch them breaking rules. He ran across the street recording me and my friends for jaywalking and gave the video to the principal or someone and we got a detention the next day.
he is an asshole
When I went to Middle School there would be people from the church handing out little pocket bibles. baddood;
Quote from: Lawlz on March 26, 2008, 03:29:11 PM
In fifth grade, all the girls got tampons.
Guys got nothing.
they gave us guys socks?
Quote from: reefer on March 26, 2008, 11:27:09 PM
they gave us guys socks?
No reaper, those were penis-warmers.
Quote from: samsam on March 26, 2008, 11:41:21 PM
No reaper, those were penis-warmers.
oh i just used them to masterbait into lol
Quote from: reefer on March 27, 2008, 12:24:50 AM
oh i just used them to masterbait into lol
i lol'd
My school doesn't give me anything, but headaches
i think elementary mathematics education but that's it
Quote from: C Mongler on March 26, 2008, 09:01:23 PM
actually it looked a lot like this
(not my school or anyone i know fyi, just a video of some schools parking lot and shaving cream, like my school)
Hopefully this won't become a nationwide practice.
Quote from: Pyrate on March 27, 2008, 09:42:14 AM
Hopefully this won't become a nationwide practice.
I would hope it does because I've never shaved and I have nasty little hairs on the underside of my jaw.
Quote from: Lawlz on March 27, 2008, 10:25:48 AM
I would hope it does because I've never shaved and I have nasty little hairs on the underside of my jaw.
And you call yourself manly.
Quote from: not famy on March 26, 2008, 09:44:19 PM
There's this midget (k not really he's about 5"3) who works for the school and he follows students around with a video camera after school to try to catch them breaking rules. He ran across the street recording me and my friends for jaywalking and gave the video to the principal or someone and we got a detention the next day.
he is an asshole
If you're not in school how can you get a detention for jaywalking?
Quote from: C Mongler on March 27, 2008, 02:25:09 PM
If you're not in school how can you get a detention for jaywalking?
In my district you can still get in trouble for things you do within like a mile of the school.
You can also get suspended if you fight at a bus stop, which can be miles upon miles away from the school.
Quote from: Trini on March 27, 2008, 02:46:44 PM
In my district you can still get in trouble for things you do within like a mile of the school.
...my house is by air a bit less than a mile away from my school.
Deodorant in 4th grade. That's it. doodthing;