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Title: Extremely unconventional ways of killing yourself.
Post by: Nyerp on March 24, 2008, 05:47:55 PM
LET'S THINK OF THEM LOL

Drinking a nice, tall glass of saltwater.
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Post by: Full Metal Ryder on March 24, 2008, 05:48:30 PM
meeting you.
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Post by: superclucky on March 24, 2008, 05:49:12 PM
Sudden death syndrome in JMV's arms.
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Post by: ME## on March 24, 2008, 05:51:01 PM
Impaling myself with my keyboard.
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Post by: 6M69I69B9 on March 24, 2008, 05:51:58 PM
sitting with your naked ass on to a black guy's dick

then you're instantly dead
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Post by: Daddy on March 24, 2008, 05:53:42 PM
Injecting yourself with liquid bacon fat.
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Post by: superclucky on March 24, 2008, 05:53:43 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on March 24, 2008, 05:51:58 PM
sitting with your naked ass on to a black guy's dick

then you're instantly dead
ew
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Post by: Garahe on March 24, 2008, 05:54:24 PM
Receiving lacerations to the stomach, chest, throat and forehead, given to you by an angry indian man with a fork named Rajik.
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Post by: ME## on March 24, 2008, 05:54:26 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on March 24, 2008, 05:51:58 PM
sitting with your naked ass on to a black guy's dick

then you're instantly dead



ew
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Post by: YPrrrr on March 24, 2008, 05:55:09 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on March 24, 2008, 05:51:58 PM
sitting with your naked ass on to a black guy's dick

then you're instantly dead
MIB, you amaze me at times caterpie;
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Post by: Full Metal Ryder on March 24, 2008, 05:55:44 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on March 24, 2008, 05:55:09 PM
MIB, you amaze me at times caterpie;
Why?

I saw someone saying that from a mile away.
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Post by: 6M69I69B9 on March 24, 2008, 05:58:42 PM
Quote from: The Rainbow Connection on March 24, 2008, 05:55:44 PM
Why?

I saw someone saying that from a mile away.
do you know where i live?

baddood;
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Post by: Full Metal Ryder on March 24, 2008, 06:00:05 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on March 24, 2008, 05:58:42 PM
do you know where i live?

baddood;
da hood
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Post by: YPrrrr on March 24, 2008, 06:00:51 PM
Quote from: The Rainbow Connection on March 24, 2008, 05:55:44 PM
Why?

I saw someone saying that from a mile away.
And I didn't. But good call though
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Post by: Daddy on March 24, 2008, 06:03:01 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on March 24, 2008, 05:58:42 PM
do you know where i live?

baddood;
Finally something you posted made me laugh.
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Post by: rreeppttaarr on March 24, 2008, 07:41:40 PM
Covering yourself in honey and stapling yourself to a floor covered in fire ants.
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Post by: Nyerp on March 24, 2008, 07:43:58 PM
Quote from: Ra-hep-ta-har on March 24, 2008, 07:41:40 PM
Covering yourself in honey and stapling yourself to a floor covered in fire ants.

Staples aren't that strong. :/
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Post by: rreeppttaarr on March 24, 2008, 07:44:43 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on March 24, 2008, 07:43:58 PM
Staples aren't that strong. :/


Use big staples?
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Post by: 6M69I69B9 on March 24, 2008, 07:45:48 PM
Quote from: Ra-hep-ta-har on March 24, 2008, 07:44:43 PM
Use big staples?
what about a fucking hammer with big nails
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Post by: Garahe on March 24, 2008, 07:51:02 PM
Attempting to jump off a building, only to be clipped by a professional skydiver moments later
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Post by: rreeppttaarr on March 24, 2008, 08:08:46 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on March 24, 2008, 07:45:48 PM
what about a fucking hammer with big nails


Works for me.
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Post by: Title27GT on March 24, 2008, 08:18:13 PM
Quote from: JMV on March 24, 2008, 06:03:01 PM
Finally something you posted made me laugh.
Jesus christ why
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Post by: Daddy on March 24, 2008, 08:19:23 PM
Quote from: Title on March 24, 2008, 08:18:13 PM
Jesus christ why
I don't know why.  I was going "God, he's retarded" and then saw that and just started laughing.
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Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 24, 2008, 08:20:18 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on March 24, 2008, 07:43:58 PM
Staples aren't that strong. :/
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f9/Nietapparaat_electr.jpg/800px-Nietapparaat_electr.jpg)
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Post by: Geno on March 24, 2008, 10:05:08 PM
Cutting off your hand
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Post by: Zack777 on March 24, 2008, 10:16:07 PM
PENIS
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Post by: Placebo Headwound on March 24, 2008, 10:24:09 PM
Quote from: ZACK777 IS MUDKIPZ on March 24, 2008, 10:16:07 PM
PENIS
Yes, how does one kill himself unconventionally with a penis? doodthing;
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Post by: Geno on March 24, 2008, 10:24:45 PM
Quote from: Jesus Christ on March 24, 2008, 10:24:09 PM
Yes, how does one kill himself unconventionally with a penis? doodthing;
Quote from: Original_MIB on March 24, 2008, 05:51:58 PM
sitting with your naked ass on to a black guy's dick

then you're instantly dead
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Post by: me003 on March 24, 2008, 11:51:36 PM
Beating World of Warcraft in one sitting. Also see Animal Crossing.
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Post by: Tri4se on March 24, 2008, 11:56:55 PM
Jumping off a cliff, only to remember you left the stove on back home.
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Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on March 25, 2008, 01:28:01 AM
Eat several ink cartridges from the printers at work.
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Post by: FullmetalGanon on March 25, 2008, 05:10:12 AM
I actually think of this sometimes. baddood;
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Post by: [REDACTED] on March 25, 2008, 06:41:40 AM
Jim Jones Kool-Aid.
Or cyanide poisoning.
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Post by: Hensa on March 25, 2008, 08:15:58 AM
drinking gallons of liquid soap
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Post by: Geno on March 25, 2008, 08:47:24 AM
Quote from: MethreE on March 24, 2008, 11:51:36 PM
Beating World of Warcraft in one sitting. Also see Animal Crossing.
You can't "beat" WoW  baddood;
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Post by: Hensa on March 25, 2008, 08:48:07 AM
Quote from: Geno on March 25, 2008, 08:47:24 AM
You can't "beat" WoW  baddood;
lol.....LOL. o god, lmfao
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Post by: Geno on March 25, 2008, 08:51:08 AM
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on March 25, 2008, 08:48:07 AM
lol.....LOL. o god, lmfao
I quit 5 months ago.

Don't make fun of me  >.<
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Post by: Hensa on March 25, 2008, 09:00:54 AM
Quote from: Geno on March 25, 2008, 08:51:08 AM
I quit 5 months ago.

Don't make fun of me  >.<
lol, its ok its ok  doodella;
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Post by: 6M69I69B9 on March 25, 2008, 09:26:24 AM
Quote from: Title on March 24, 2008, 08:18:13 PM
Jesus christ why
What's wrong with making people laugh.

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Post by: 6M69I69B9 on March 25, 2008, 09:27:26 AM
Quote from: JMV on March 24, 2008, 08:19:23 PM
I don't know why.  I was going "God, he's retarded" and then saw that and just started laughing.
I was just joking, I wasn't being serious when I posted that "retarded post".
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Post by: Commander Fuckass on March 25, 2008, 09:52:20 AM
Injecting yourself with large amounts of Mercury.  :(
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Post by: Daddy on March 25, 2008, 10:14:08 AM
Quote from: Kefka on March 25, 2008, 09:52:20 AM
Injecting yourself with large amounts of Mercury.  :(
A small amount would do it.
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Post by: Socks on March 25, 2008, 10:29:41 AM
Polonium Poisoning (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_Litvinenko_poisoning)
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Post by: Commander Fuckass on March 25, 2008, 10:57:44 AM
Quote from: JMV on March 25, 2008, 10:14:08 AM
A small amount would do it.
If I say large amounts I mean, large amounts fagit.  Q('_' Q)
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Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 25, 2008, 11:59:49 AM
Having two gallons of boiling piss pumped directly into your stomach.
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Post by: Luigi on March 25, 2008, 08:02:04 PM
Falcon Punch a bumper.
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Post by: bluaki on March 25, 2008, 08:05:17 PM
Quote from: Luigi on March 25, 2008, 08:02:04 PM
Falcon Punch a bumper.
We're not discussing Brawl.
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Post by: Luigi on March 25, 2008, 08:07:10 PM
Quote from: bluaki on March 25, 2008, 08:05:17 PM
We're not discussing Brawl.
Could be any SSB, but fine, be that way D:

Pet a Lion's tongue.
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Post by: Ringo on March 27, 2008, 11:04:53 AM
Cleaning your toilet with bleach.
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Post by: NOA_Haunted on March 27, 2008, 01:03:32 PM
Get 3rd degree burns all over my body then freezing myself to death.
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Post by: Socks on March 27, 2008, 01:06:01 PM
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on March 27, 2008, 01:03:32 PM
Get 3rd degree burns all over my body then freezing myself to death.


3rd Degree burns destroy the nerve endings and tissue found under your skin, you would no longer feel external pain.
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Post by: Nyerp on March 27, 2008, 01:08:20 PM
Quote from: Socks on March 27, 2008, 01:06:01 PM
3rd Degree burns destroy the nerve endings and tissue found under your skin, you would no longer feel external pain.

uhhh yeah but you still die doodthing;
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Post by: Socks on March 27, 2008, 01:10:16 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on March 27, 2008, 01:08:20 PM
uhhh yeah but you still die


Yeah, eventually.
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Post by: NOA_Haunted on March 27, 2008, 01:10:46 PM
Quote from: Socks on March 27, 2008, 01:06:01 PM
3rd Degree burns destroy the nerve endings and tissue found under your skin, you would no longer feel external pain.
I would still die, and it would be painless.
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Post by: Hensa on March 27, 2008, 01:34:50 PM
drinking so much water in so little time that you die

pressing the hose to an extremely powerful air compresser to your ass...and pulling the nozzles trigger  caterpie;
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Post by: [hedy]Zidone on March 27, 2008, 02:48:53 PM
Red-hot iron inserted into your anus.

It's happened.
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Post by: Luigi on March 27, 2008, 07:31:31 PM
Quote from: Zidone Abramov on March 27, 2008, 02:48:53 PM
Red-hot iron inserted into your anus.

It's happened.
Sounds like a fetish to me.
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Post by: sans culottes on March 28, 2008, 06:05:31 AM
Painfully cutting off your toes, then having a homosexual stick his dick in deadly poison, then blowing him.
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Post by: Socks on March 28, 2008, 06:32:45 AM
Quote from: Co-Z on March 28, 2008, 06:05:31 AM
Painfully cutting off your toes, then having a homosexual stick his dick in deadly poison, then blowing him.


At least you'll take the fag down with you, Jesus will forgive and reward your sins.
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Post by: Nyerp on March 28, 2008, 09:02:05 AM
Quote from: Socks on March 28, 2008, 06:32:45 AM
At least you'll take the fag down with you, Jesus will forgive and reward your sins.

Are you serious? doodthing;

Also

fag

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Post by: Socks on March 28, 2008, 10:16:39 AM
Quote from: Nyerp on March 28, 2008, 09:02:05 AM
Are you serious?


Do I sound serious?

Quote from: Nyerp on March 28, 2008, 09:02:05 AM
See what I did there? No format tags needed.


Congratulations, the fag automatic icons annoy me so I don't take any chances.