lolwut a bad fortune cookie. In this thread, post shitty fortune cookie sayings.
"You're pretty"
I got that once.
I don't think that Chinese slave kid translated mine correctly.
I once got "When shall it pass that comes will not bring the whole emotion of money and happiness".
Ok.
Quote from: Socks on March 22, 2008, 07:45:53 PM
I don't think that Chinese slave kid translated mine correctly.
I once got "When shall it pass that comes will not bring the whole emotion of money and happiness".
Ok.
hahaha oh lol
I wish I got that one
"Shoot for the stars and you'll reach the treetops" baddood;
mine teaches me chinese. O_0
"Six dirty dogs and there dicks"
I don't remember. It's been years since I've gotten one.
http://predictions.astrology.com/fc/
"You're desperately trying to remember a dream; perhaps you should go back to bed."
that's not a fortune.
Quote from: JMV on March 22, 2008, 07:52:18 PM
mine teaches me chinese. O_0
Zh...nghuá RénmÃn Gònghéguó
"Help me I'm trapped in a Chinese bakery"
Quote from: Houdini on March 22, 2008, 08:00:55 PM
"Help me I'm trapped in a Chinese bakery"
I lol'd.
Most of the ones I've gotten are lame attempts at making new Confucius-isms.
"He who ______________________"
Quote from: Kazanova on March 22, 2008, 11:27:34 PM
I lol'd.
Most of the ones I've gotten are lame attempts at making new Confucius-isms.
"He who ______________________"
He who blanks out....? lol
Quote from: David. on March 22, 2008, 07:55:22 PM
I don't remember. It's been years since I've gotten one.
http://predictions.astrology.com/fc/
"You're desperately trying to remember a dream; perhaps you should go back to bed."
that's not a fortune.
"By helping someone else today, you may also be helping yourself."
Lol?