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Title: christfags
Post by: j o e i n c on March 20, 2008, 04:15:45 PM
i was in my science class today and we were going over evolution stuff and darwin etc

then a bitch says ummm this is a dumb. bible proves this false, i was like  baddood;

why did you sign up for a biology course if your such a fag

btw my teacher looks like hitler, hairdoo, almost everything looks like hitler except his mustache is a bit bigger
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: Feynman on March 20, 2008, 04:18:14 PM
After my biology teacher listed what we still have to cover within the next two months, a few kids were whining about how they didn't want to learn about evolution.

and then my teacher said "then go to kansas"

and they were like lolwut
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: Boogus Epirus Aurelius on March 20, 2008, 04:20:40 PM
It's alright to teach evolution as a theory, not as solid fact.
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on March 20, 2008, 04:23:25 PM
Oh noes I believe in evolution am I bad nao? baddood;
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: ME## on March 20, 2008, 04:24:37 PM
Some retard in my science class kept getting pissy when the teacher was talking about how homo sapniens and other great apes evolved from a common ancestor, it was hilarious he's like 'I don't look like a chimp'. idort
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: Socks on March 20, 2008, 04:25:04 PM
Quote from: Boognish on March 20, 2008, 04:20:40 PM
It's alright to teach evolution as a theory, not as solid fact.


Some for of evolution is really the only solid theory or fact out there, as such it should be the only thing tought in schools. People can learn creationism at church or perhaps in some elective theology class.
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: j o e i n c on March 20, 2008, 04:27:35 PM
Quote from: ME86 on March 20, 2008, 04:24:37 PM
Some retard in my science class kept getting pissy when the teacher was talking about how homo sapniens and other great apes evolved from a common ancestor, it was hilarious he's like 'I don't look like a chimp'. idort
baddood;

i dunno i dont see how animals couldnt evolve and im not a christfag so i dunno

i mean if i had six arms and that helped me in life i could pass that gene onto my children and then they would pass it on etc until it became a new species or something thats how it works right  baddood;
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: Samus Aran on March 20, 2008, 04:32:49 PM
Fact: most Christians are too stupid to realize that evolution can coexist with religious beliefs as long as you don't take every word of Genesis literally.
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: Feynman on March 20, 2008, 04:37:52 PM
Quote from: Kazanova on March 20, 2008, 04:32:49 PM
Fact: most Christians are too stupid to realize that evolution can coexist with religious beliefs as long as you don't take every word of Genesis literally.

GOD DOESN'T MAKE TYPOS

lol christfags
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: ME## on March 20, 2008, 04:39:04 PM
Quote from: Bassir C. on March 20, 2008, 04:37:52 PM
GOD DOESN'T MAKE TYPOS

lol christfags


lol
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: rreeppttaarr on March 20, 2008, 04:39:43 PM
lol this is awkward
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: C.Mongler on March 20, 2008, 04:41:42 PM
Quote from: Boognish on March 20, 2008, 04:20:40 PM
It's alright to teach evolution as a theory, not as solid fact.


alright i got to know, what the fuck is your avatar
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on March 20, 2008, 05:03:12 PM
Quote from: Kazanova on March 20, 2008, 04:32:49 PM
Fact: most Christians are too stupid to realize that evolution can coexist with religious beliefs as long as you don't take every word of Genesis literally.
Seriously, they think if God thinks that homosexuals are sinners. They'll go against any homosexual, with even killing them, which goes against one of the 10 Commandments. I've seen many people who aren't Christians who think that we're a group of mindless people who just goes everything according to the Bible, and go against homosexuality, non-Christians/Catholics, and more that go against what God doesn't accept.  But, we're all not like that. It's not our fault that we have rediculously stupid people that overlook what the Bible says.

Personally, I am a Catholic/Christian.

Title: Re: christfags
Post by: sans culottes on March 20, 2008, 05:22:54 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on March 20, 2008, 05:03:12 PM
Personally, I am a Catholic/Christian.

sup, mah catholic home dawg

Yep, lots of christfags who think Gensis is VERY LITERAL HOLY FUCKING SHIT IN MY PANTS HOW COULD WRITERS EVER CONSIDER THE USE OF A METAPHOR? I find it ironic that I go to church every week (because I have to) and have figured out what parts of the bible are bullshit, yet a lot of christfags like the ones who don't wanna learn evolution probably don't.
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: The Speaker Of Words on March 20, 2008, 06:04:31 PM
Quote from: C Mongler on March 20, 2008, 04:41:42 PM
alright i got to know, what the fuck is your avatar

It's been killing me too.
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 20, 2008, 06:13:28 PM
Quote from: Boognish on March 20, 2008, 04:20:40 PM
It's alright to teach evolution as a theory, not as solid fact.
But evolution is a solid fact.

it's collectively referred to as a theory since it encompasses more than just lol things become complex
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: Selkie on March 20, 2008, 06:23:06 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on March 20, 2008, 06:13:28 PM
But evolution is a solid fact.

it's collectively referred to as a theory since it encompasses more than just lol things become complex


nothing is factual, especially things that aren't evident at this exact moment.
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: YPrrrr on March 20, 2008, 06:34:43 PM
Quote from: Kazanova on March 20, 2008, 04:32:49 PM
Fact: most Christians are too stupid to realize that evolution can coexist with religious beliefs as long as you don't take every word of Genesis literally.
Maybe the Christians you know... doodthing;
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: NOA_Haunted on March 20, 2008, 06:35:10 PM
You have to take biology in my school.
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: Commander Fuckass on March 20, 2008, 06:38:56 PM
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on March 20, 2008, 06:35:10 PM
You have to take biology in my school.
...awesome I guess.
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 20, 2008, 06:48:34 PM
Quote from: Selkie on March 20, 2008, 06:23:06 PM
nothing is factual, especially things that aren't evident at this exact moment.
fact- jesus isn't and was never real
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: rreeppttaarr on March 20, 2008, 06:49:33 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on March 20, 2008, 06:48:34 PM
fact- jesus isn't and was never real


Except for the fact that he's a historical figure and not just someone the bible made up lol
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: Selkie on March 20, 2008, 06:49:54 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on March 20, 2008, 06:48:34 PM
fact- jesus isn't and was never real


so basically my previous post just totally went over your head  goonish
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: superclucky on March 20, 2008, 07:53:05 PM
Quote from: The Speaker Of Words on March 20, 2008, 06:04:31 PM
It's been killing me too.
It's a clip from Italian spidurman
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: ME## on March 20, 2008, 07:55:03 PM
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on March 20, 2008, 06:35:10 PM
You have to take biology in my school.


Um, really?
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: Himu on March 20, 2008, 07:57:41 PM
Our teacher "proved evolution wrong".
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: ME## on March 20, 2008, 07:59:05 PM
Quote from: Calamity on March 20, 2008, 07:57:41 PM
Our teacher "proved evolution wrong".


How?
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: Daddy on March 20, 2008, 08:00:00 PM
Quote from: ME86 on March 20, 2008, 07:59:05 PM
How?
GOD
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: Himu on March 20, 2008, 08:00:51 PM
Quote from: ME86 on March 20, 2008, 07:59:05 PM
How?
The increasing and decreasing amount of ribs from a horse or something, and that evolution cannot be proved.  And something about how the population should be like 10x more from the facts of evolution idk i wasnt paying much attention
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: ME## on March 20, 2008, 08:25:31 PM
Quote from: Calamity on March 20, 2008, 08:00:51 PM
The increasing and decreasing amount of ribs from a horse or something, and that evolution cannot be proved.  And something about how the population should be like 10x more from the facts of evolution idk i wasnt paying much attention


Lol, I'm happy I don't go to Catholic school.
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: Tri4se on March 20, 2008, 08:28:29 PM
Quote from: ME86 on March 20, 2008, 08:25:31 PM
Lol, I'm happy I don't go to Catholic school.


Save me.  :(
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: Himu on March 20, 2008, 08:32:54 PM
Quote from: ME86 on March 20, 2008, 08:25:31 PM
Lol, I'm happy I don't go to Catholic school.
It's not catholic god damnit
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: YPrrrr on March 21, 2008, 09:03:07 AM
Quote from: ME86 on March 20, 2008, 08:25:31 PM
Lol, I'm happy I don't go to Catholic school.
Yes, because she hasn't said her school was Baptist like 20 times
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: sans culottes on March 21, 2008, 09:50:47 AM
Quote from: Lawlz on March 20, 2008, 06:48:34 PM
fact- jesus isn't and was never real

Lies.

Just because you aren't Christian doesn't mean you have to bullshit. There was a Jesus, some do and some don't think he was the Christ.

The savior or not, he was a pretty cool guy.
Title: Re: christfags
Post by: Placebo Headwound on March 21, 2008, 10:05:01 AM
Quote from: Lawlz on March 20, 2008, 06:48:34 PM
fact- jesus isn't and was never real
How many times have I told you to stop saying I'm not real? :|