I frequently have dreams involving me being attacked by a bear. The setting is always different, but the feeling is the same every time.
Last night I had a dream I was running on a rural road, and ran back and I heard a bear and all of a sudden I turn around and it's running after me. I kick it in the head but you know how you never have any strength in your dreams. And it just keeps attacking. Then I got up in the tree somehow and 2 were climbing up after me and I was throwing soda bottles down at their heads. And then I did this thing with my fingers and teleported away.
Which was kinda cool because I kinda was able to manipulate the dream and I said to myself, I should just teleport out, and I did.
But I still actually thought it was real, so I guess it wasn't totally a lucid dream...
You never have strength because you aren't lucid. Now if you go lucid, you can inject yourself with a sex-change plasmid and woo the bear into going away by showing off your breasts. Unless you're loli. Then your knowledge of the internet will turn the bear into Pedobear and you'll be raped. :3
Quote from: Qualanx on March 20, 2008, 09:11:09 PM
You never have strength because you aren't lucid. Now if you go lucid, you can inject yourself with a sex-change plasmid and woo the bear into going away by showing off your breasts. Unless you're loli. Then your knowledge of the internet will turn the bear into Pedobear and you'll be raped. :3
If I were lucid during this dream I would have jumped on the bear and flew away with it.