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Title: ask guff
Post by: guff on March 16, 2008, 01:43:45 PM
ask baddood;
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: YPrrrr on March 16, 2008, 01:58:26 PM
Hath not the potter power over the clay, to make one vessel unto honor, and another unto dishonor?
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: guff on March 16, 2008, 01:59:10 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on March 16, 2008, 01:58:26 PM
Hath not the potter power over the clay, to make one vessel unto honor, and another unto dishonor?
You answered your own question.

next
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: Daddy on March 16, 2008, 02:06:13 PM
what is the derivative of x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x...
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: Houdini on March 16, 2008, 02:18:14 PM
Ï,â,¢âˆž=?
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: guff on March 16, 2008, 03:54:54 PM
Quote from: Houdini on March 16, 2008, 02:18:14 PM
Ï,â,¢âˆž=?
the limit of this approaches ∞ but does not have a value per se  baddood;
Quote from: JMV on March 16, 2008, 02:06:13 PM
what is the derivative of x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x^x...
function is not continuous like, anywhere, so it doesn't matter  baddood;
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: LCK on March 16, 2008, 04:06:40 PM
E=?
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: YPrrrr on March 16, 2008, 04:08:43 PM
What sort of impact does Jean Paul Sartre's existentialism have upon his drama, "No Exit"?
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: guff on March 16, 2008, 04:16:20 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on March 16, 2008, 04:08:43 PM
What sort of impact does Jean Paul Sartre's existentialism have upon his drama, "No Exit"?
Trick question; it doesn't really exist.
Quote from: Trevor on March 16, 2008, 04:06:40 PM
E=?
mc hammer
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: Ezloﺕ on March 16, 2008, 04:50:30 PM
how many cocks do you suck a day
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: [REDACTED] on March 16, 2008, 04:56:10 PM
how many circles(radius w/3) can fit into a cube with one side measured 3
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on March 16, 2008, 04:56:59 PM
wats ∞ minus 2
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: Daddy on March 16, 2008, 05:09:24 PM
what thata
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: guff on March 16, 2008, 05:13:52 PM
Quote from: su,,±ÊÊ‡ nɐǝʇɔoÉ” on March 16, 2008, 04:56:10 PM
how many circles(radius w/3) can fit into a cube with one side measured 3
what
also it would likely be an infinite number if your question made more sense
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on March 16, 2008, 04:56:59 PM
wats ∞ minus 2
∞
Quote from: JMV on March 16, 2008, 05:09:24 PM
what thata
goonish
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: Daddy on March 16, 2008, 05:19:50 PM
guff what is limit of mc2 as m approaches c
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: guff on March 16, 2008, 05:20:54 PM
Quote from: JMV on March 16, 2008, 05:19:50 PM
guff what is limit of mc2 as m approaches c
mc hammer

alternatively, c3
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: LCK on March 16, 2008, 06:03:17 PM
i've got a triangle.

angle B is 65 degrees.

the adjacent side is 15 feet

how long is the opposite side

simple trigonometry here guff lets go
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: Gladjaframpf on March 16, 2008, 06:56:44 PM
How do I draw a circle on a Euclidean plane such that the ratio of diameter to circumference is not equal to pi?
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: Feynman on March 16, 2008, 07:43:55 PM
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: Daphnia on March 17, 2008, 10:36:35 AM
What do you do in the shower?
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: guff on March 17, 2008, 11:48:21 AM
Quote from: Gladjaframpf on March 16, 2008, 06:56:44 PM
How do I draw a circle on a Euclidean plane such that the ratio of diameter to circumference is not equal to pi?
with a non-euclidean pencil baddood;
Quote from: Bassir C. on March 16, 2008, 07:43:55 PM
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
the limit does not exist sorry
Quote from: Soup on March 17, 2008, 10:36:35 AM
What do you do in the shower?
i'm stumped
Quote from: Trevor on March 16, 2008, 06:03:17 PM
i've got a triangle.

angle B is 65 degrees.

the adjacent side is 15 feet

how long is the opposite side

simple trigonometry here guff lets go
sorry i only work in radians and metres and celsius
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: Daddy on March 17, 2008, 12:47:38 PM
what is the energy output of 3 kilograms of matter colliding with 3 kilograms of antimatter
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: guff on March 17, 2008, 01:19:10 PM
Quote from: JMV on March 17, 2008, 12:47:38 PM
what is the energy output of 3 kilograms of matter colliding with 3 kilograms of antimatter
no idea but maybe around 539253107242090584 joules dunno not into physics and i was getting confused
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: Daphnia on March 17, 2008, 02:22:09 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on March 17, 2008, 11:48:21 AM
i'm stumped


(http://members.tripod.com/~rotb/profiles/stump.jpg)
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 17, 2008, 03:57:54 PM
can wormholes escape/pass through black holes

why are round pizzas put in square boxes

why do people put their penises in pizza boxes for hand jobs. i mean wouldn't that look suspicious.
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: Gladjaframpf on March 17, 2008, 07:05:33 PM
Quote from: JMV on March 17, 2008, 12:47:38 PM
what is the energy output of 3 kilograms of matter colliding with 3 kilograms of antimatter


Oh hey I know this one. y;

In a normal annihilation the matter is converted directly into energy, so e = mc2. Put in 6kg and you get 5.4 x 1017 joules.
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: Daddy on March 17, 2008, 08:51:53 PM
Quote from: Gladjaframpf on March 17, 2008, 07:05:33 PM
Oh hey I know this one. y;

In a normal annihilation the matter is converted directly into energy, so e = mc2. Put in 6kg and you get 5.4 x 1017 joules.
hey guff was pretty much accruate.  baddood;
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: Gladjaframpf on March 17, 2008, 08:55:04 PM
Quote from: JMV on March 17, 2008, 08:51:53 PM
hey guff was pretty much accruate.  baddood;


Woah wait I thought he just made up some numbers but it looks like he actually did the math. Also he used a more accurate value for c than I did. I admit defeat. O_0
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: guff on March 18, 2008, 12:26:49 PM
Quote from: Gladjaframpf on March 17, 2008, 08:55:04 PM
Woah wait I thought he just made up some numbers but it looks like he actually did the math.
Don't underestimate me. baddood;
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: Gladjaframpf on March 18, 2008, 12:46:47 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on March 18, 2008, 12:26:49 PM
Don't underestimate me. baddood;


I'm so sorry, I won't do it again. >.<
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: guff on March 18, 2008, 03:42:25 PM
Quote from: Gladjaframpf on March 18, 2008, 12:46:47 PM
I'm so sorry, I won't do it again. >.<
well actually i was pretty unsure about my answer because i'm not that into physics and have not dealt with antimatter/matter reactions and stuff so my hope was that if i was wrong it would look as if i just was being silly and came up with something nonsensical baddood;
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: Gladjaframpf on March 18, 2008, 05:06:08 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on March 18, 2008, 03:42:25 PM
well actually i was pretty unsure about my answer because i'm not that into physics and have not dealt with antimatter/matter reactions and stuff so my hope was that if i was wrong it would look as if i just was being silly and came up with something nonsensical baddood;


Yeah, I'm not actually sure if that answer is 100% accurate either. I think in higher energy collisions some particles might be produced as well as energy or something.
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: guff on March 18, 2008, 05:11:14 PM
Quote from: Gladjaframpf on March 18, 2008, 05:06:08 PM
Yeah, I'm not actually sure if that answer is 100% accurate either. I think in higher energy collisions some particles might be produced as well as energy or something.
well i think wikipedia said that the entire mass is converted to energy but i dunno antimatter is silly
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: YPrrrr on March 18, 2008, 05:17:54 PM
What is JMV's fraud?
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: Gladjaframpf on March 18, 2008, 05:30:17 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on March 18, 2008, 05:11:14 PM
well i think wikipedia said that the entire mass is converted to energy but i dunno antimatter is silly


The wiki article on annihilation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annihilation) says this:
"During a low-energy annihilation, photon production is favored, since these particles have no mass. However, high-energy particle colliders produce annihilations where a wide variety of exotic heavy particles are created."

So I guess most of the time you do just get pure energy. It seems odd to me that you would get only photons and not some sort of antiphoton, but photons don't have a antiparticle so I guess not.
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: guff on March 18, 2008, 05:42:20 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on March 18, 2008, 05:17:54 PM
What is JMV's fraud?
He knows.  baddood;
Quote from: Gladjaframpf on March 18, 2008, 05:30:17 PM
The wiki article on annihilation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Annihilation) says this:
"During a low-energy annihilation, photon production is favored, since these particles have no mass. However, high-energy particle colliders produce annihilations where a wide variety of exotic heavy particles are created."

So I guess most of the time you do just get pure energy. It seems odd to me that you would get only photons and not some sort of antiphoton, but photons don't have a antiparticle so I guess not.
aaaaah too much sciences

what the hell would an antiphoton be like oh god i'm so confused
also why the hell does antimatters and matters being angry at each other produce photangs
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: Daddy on March 18, 2008, 06:05:17 PM
will i ever get married
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: Gladjaframpf on March 18, 2008, 06:12:19 PM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on March 18, 2008, 05:42:20 PM
aaaaah too much sciences

what the hell would an antiphoton be like oh god i'm so confused


I'm pretty sure they don't exist. Either photons are their own antiparticles or they don't have one at all, I can't remember which.

Although if they were their own antiparticle they would probably annihilate with each other which doesn't happen so I guess they must just not have one.


Quote from: Commodore Guff on March 18, 2008, 05:42:20 PM
also why the hell does antimatters and matters being angry at each other produce photangs


I'm not actually sure why annihilation happens but I think the process gives the resultant particles lots of kinetic energy so the particles have to be light for momentum to be conserved and photons are good for that because they're massless. So that's why when the original matter and antimatter have high velocity heavier particles can result because there is more initial momentum and so the final momentum can be greater as well.

But I don't have any formal education in particle physics and there's a good chance I'm just making things up at this point so you probably shouldn't listen to me.
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: guff on March 20, 2008, 01:30:31 PM
Quote from: Gladjaframpf on March 18, 2008, 06:12:19 PM
...and there's a good chance I'm just making things up at this point so you probably shouldn't listen to me.
Don't worry, I just skipped to the end anyways. baddood;
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on March 20, 2008, 05:28:12 PM
Solve by using the quadratic Formula : -16x^2-9x+24 = 0

Plug in the number you get from using the Quadratic Formula. Then do an "X and Y table".

Then graph your solutions.

What's the Vertex?
What's the Axis?
Does it go up or down?
Which ones are x-intercept solutions?



Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: guff on March 20, 2008, 05:42:39 PM
Quote from: Original_MIB on March 20, 2008, 05:28:12 PM
Solve by using the quadratic Formula : -16x^2-9x+24 = 0

Plug in the number you get from using the Quadratic Formula. Then do an "X and Y table".

Then graph your solutions.

What's the Vertex?
What's the Axis?
Does it go up or down?
Which ones are x-intercept solutions?
sorry i failed algebra i
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: [REDACTED] on March 21, 2008, 01:55:02 AM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on March 20, 2008, 05:42:39 PM
sorry i failed algebra i
guys i need help with algebra iii
how do i solve this
x+1=0
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on March 21, 2008, 12:30:35 PM
Quote from: su,,±ÊÊ‡ nɐǝʇɔoÉ” on March 21, 2008, 01:55:02 AM
guys i need help with algebra iii
how do i solve this
x+1=0
x = -1
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: Squirtlejazz on March 21, 2008, 02:51:16 PM
Quote from: Not Sid on March 21, 2008, 12:30:35 PM
x = -1
Wait, how do you do that?
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: Garahe on March 21, 2008, 07:05:36 PM
Quote from: Squirtlejazz on March 21, 2008, 02:51:16 PM
Wait, how do you do that?


haha ur dum

I'll explain it. So the expression is x+1=0. The more than obvious way to get to 0 by addition is if your variable is a negative number. So it has to be a negative because you're adding and getting zero. Basically, -1+1 is like 1-1. They both equal zero, they just have different signs and operations.
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: guff on March 22, 2008, 10:45:48 AM
Quote from: Qualanx on March 21, 2008, 07:05:36 PM
haha ur dum

I'll explain it. So the expression is x+1=0. The more than obvious way to get to 0 by addition is if your variable is a negative number. So it has to be a negative because you're adding and getting zero. Basically, -1+1 is like 1-1. They both equal zero, they just have different signs and operations.
Wrong.
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: 6M69I69B9 on March 22, 2008, 10:55:35 AM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on March 20, 2008, 05:42:39 PM
sorry i failed algebra i
i thought you were smart  baddood;
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: Daddy on March 22, 2008, 11:08:55 AM
can ppl rly be spidrman
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: guff on March 22, 2008, 12:54:31 PM
Quote from: JMV on March 22, 2008, 11:08:55 AM
can ppl rly be spidrman
to answer this, you only have to look inside yourself
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: [REDACTED] on March 22, 2008, 02:12:22 PM
guff how do i install gimp and/or mathmap
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: PALACEOFNIGERIA on March 22, 2008, 02:19:37 PM
Hello, this is Mathmap.  I come with no warranty.  If your computer explodes upon using this application, please check your ventilation.
Assuming you get past the installation, there are quite a few cool things you can do with me.  Check out my Flickr group (http://www.flickr.com/groups/mathmap/).  Test out the examples.  Modify them to make them cooler.
And if you're tired of my tiny preview size (I think it's sufficient, myself), you can go to your .gimp-2.2 folder (try your main drive, usually c:\\, Documents and Settings, your user name, and it should be there), go to the mathmap folder inside of it, and make the number inside the "previewconf" file bigger.  Or smaller, that's cool too.
Have fun.
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: Ezloﺕ on March 22, 2008, 07:12:18 PM
How many times has your mother ever told you she loves you?
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: NOA_Haunted on March 22, 2008, 09:41:00 PM
What is Pie?
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: guff on March 23, 2008, 12:28:01 AM
Quote from: KEEEEN LEEEE on March 22, 2008, 02:12:22 PM
guff how do i install gimp and/or mathmap
shut up felt
Quote from: PALACEOFNIGERIA on March 22, 2008, 02:19:37 PM
Hello, this is Mathmap.  I come with no warranty.  If your computer explodes upon using this application, please check your ventilation.
Assuming you get past the installation, there are quite a few cool things you can do with me.  Check out my Flickr group (http://www.flickr.com/groups/mathmap/).  Test out the examples.  Modify them to make them cooler.
And if you're tired of my tiny preview size (I think it's sufficient, myself), you can go to your .gimp-2.2 folder (try your main drive, usually c:\\, Documents and Settings, your user name, and it should be there), go to the mathmap folder inside of it, and make the number inside the "previewconf" file bigger.  Or smaller, that's cool too.
Have fun.
shut up felt
Quote from: Ezlo4 on March 22, 2008, 07:12:18 PM
How many times has your mother ever told you she loves you?
just let it go already god damnit
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: [REDACTED] on March 23, 2008, 04:36:23 AM
guff please i think my computer exploded
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: guff on March 23, 2008, 10:12:27 AM
Quote from: KEEEEN LEEEE on March 23, 2008, 04:36:23 AM
guff please i think my computer exploded
check the ventilation and shut up felt
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: [REDACTED] on March 23, 2008, 10:47:41 AM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on March 23, 2008, 10:12:27 AM
check the ventilation and shut up felt
how do i install gimp
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: guff on March 23, 2008, 11:04:15 AM
Quote from: KEEEEN LEEEE on March 23, 2008, 10:47:41 AM
how do i install gimp
shut up felt
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: [REDACTED] on March 23, 2008, 11:04:44 AM
Quote from: Commodore Guff on March 23, 2008, 11:04:15 AM
shut up felt
how do i shut up felt
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: guff on March 23, 2008, 11:08:57 AM
Quote from: KEEEEN LEEEE on March 23, 2008, 11:04:44 AM
how do i shut up felt
rtfm now shut up felt
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on March 23, 2008, 01:50:04 PM
A train is going to X at y miles an hour

how long will it take it to go north at alot of miles an hour.
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: Sam on March 23, 2008, 03:30:38 PM
Deeer Guffy

Where do babies come from?  huhdoodame;
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on March 25, 2008, 07:01:34 AM
dear guff
wats the meaning of life
Title: Re: ask guff
Post by: [REDACTED] on March 25, 2008, 12:58:19 PM
ok he's a false prophet
ok i'll unlock on this condition:
If you do not give false advice, I will lock this again.