I was in History class, working on a project with the rest of my group. The teacher and some kid were fighting over something, and they were both getting pretty annoyed at each other. Then the kid got a call on his phone and answered it, and the teacher said "Put it away, or I'll throw it out the window."
He refused, so the teacher grabbed it from him and opened the window. After a few seconds of fighting over the phone, the student said "I dare you to drop it."
The teacher actually let go of the phone and dropped it out the window. We were two stories up. The student couldn't believe it looked like he was about to cry. doodella;
He also threw some dumb weeaboo faggot's anime book out the window earlier that day. powerofone;
itt awsum/interesting school stories
My physics teacher skateboarding down the hall. baddood;
Um, it's called manga, not 'anime book'. And I lol'd at the first story, the kid should have known better to not have done that.
Quote from: ME86 on March 13, 2008, 01:14:52 PM
Um, it's called manga, not 'anime book'.
Whoa whoa WHOA. baddood;
I remember exploding a crapload of stuff in physics class using a microwave. We even held a peep war. doodella;
Quote from: ME86 on March 13, 2008, 01:14:52 PM
Um, it's called manga, not 'anime book'.
lol who cares doodella;
All my teachers suck.
Quote from: JMV on March 13, 2008, 01:14:05 PM
My physics teacher skateboarding down the hall. baddood;
Doing stuff or just riding?
Quote from: JMV on March 13, 2008, 06:22:31 PM
KICK PUSH KICK PUSH COAST
And away he rolled,
Just a rebel to the world with no place to go.
Quote from: JMV on March 13, 2008, 06:22:31 PM
KICK PUSH KICK PUSH COAST
Whats the name of that song.
Lol what? out the window? awesome
Quote from: reefer on March 13, 2008, 07:05:20 PM
Lol what? out the window? awesome
I couldn't believe it at first, but then I took a look outside. baddood;
Had a sub in math yesterday and we were throwing some stuff at this kid that thinks he is "cool". Then somebody randomly stood up and chucked their math book at him. The funny part is that the sub didn't notice.
A couple weeks ago me and a friend photoshopped a aperture laboratories wanted poster asking for participants for a research study with little tabs with my friends email on it that were labeled "FREE CAKE!!!". We come to the poster and there is 4 tabs missing and some body scribbled "THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!" on it. Then the principal walked up and saw it. He had a wtf look on his face and asked us, "Do you know who put this here?" We were like, "lol no." so he says "Well I'm going to have to figure out what Aperture Laboratories is." and rips the poster down.
He plays WoW but doesn't know the cake is a lie? baddood;
My criminal justice teacher isn't afraid of saying "nigger" or "bitch" or anything and regularly talks about how he feels bad for these crazy conservative kooks that reject science and think all prisoners are bad people that don't deserve to live.
My history teacher is disgustingly sarcastic but I like it. He's always picking on the negroes because they're so stupid. "Coach welchy you be goin too fast in dese notes." "Really. (he doesn't even say it as a question)" "Yeah, I be tryin to keep up on dis and youre ther jus speakin dese thing." "Oh." "Man, I be rushin." "You're russian?" "Yeah--coach, what, quit playin, dawg." "I thought you were American?"
I read Lawlz's post as if Cokecat was saying it.
Quote from: JMV on March 13, 2008, 10:30:54 PM
I read Lawlz's post as if Cokecat was saying it.
I don't know of many cats that talk.
Quote from: Lawlz on March 13, 2008, 10:31:42 PM
I don't know of many cats that talk.
I don't know of many cats that do coke.
Quote from: JMV on March 13, 2008, 10:30:54 PM
I read Lawlz's post as if Cokecat was saying it.
Me too, but only coke cat's voice and a mental picture of the real Lawlz.