Some guy in the line for Brawl was talking about how long he reserved his copy of Brawl, I just replied, really loudly I suppose because half way though most of the line was looking at me, "Yeah I reserved Brawl when the Nintendo Wii was called the Revolution!" and not joking everyone who was looking at me laughed.
It was fucking awesome;
I say "lol" and "omg" and shit like that out loud all the time. But then again, everyone does that.
Quote from: Shucklestar on March 10, 2008, 02:47:35 AM
I say "lol" and "omg" and shit like that out loud all the time. But then again, everyone does that.
okay
When I was talking about how Duke Nukem is the manliest kid to ever exist and this kid, thinking he's some sort of awesome gamer, is like "yeah I played duke nukem it's the one with that guy and some sort of huge gun called a BIG or something." I knew he meant to say BFG and the only thing he ever knew about 'classic' PC games he learned from the Doom movie, which he proclaimed to be the greatest action movie ever.
This same kid has only ever owned an Xbox 360 and tries to fit in and says "yeah I once owned a Super Nintendo and Mario" (when I was talking about how the Super Nintendo is the greatest system ever). I asked him which Mario game it was, and he says Mario Bros. Every person says that, but almost no kid today has ever played the arcade Mario Bros or Super Mario Bros. I went on about how Super Mario World is the prominent Super Nintendo Mario game, and Bros only appeared through Allstars. Also, he's admitted to only ever owning a 360 just a few months prior.
Also, this same kid says his computer doesn't run software but just a windows. His computer is made by Windows.
One time, when I was using command prompt to access the FTP server for here to save some school work, he's like, "Man, you're over there hacking." I was like, "um... no." He was like "Yeah.... I know (he was lying.)" Then he says some stupid stuff about how I could use my "hacking" to "go in windows" and hack files and other bullshit.
He claims to know more about computers than me.
He didn't do one part of his presentation that consisted on 99 points, leaving the max he could possibly get at a 201/300. He's right on the border of an F, and I told him if he didn't do it, he'd fail. He says , "No man, that's a C." I say, "Uhh... no; that's a 67." He's then like "You're lying, I know what I'm talking about." I whip out a calculator, punch it in, and get exactly 67. He was pissed.
I hate kids who lie about stupid shit.
In the SSBM it was always "X is in melee you hafta Y" and I'm like "Bullshit".
I hate nerdy kids. They seem to seek coolness via gaming.
Quote from: Co-Z on March 10, 2008, 05:52:09 AM
In the SSBM it was always "X is in melee you hafta Y" and I'm like "Bullshit".
God I hate how people theorize about shit in a strategy game. They pull wierd-ass scenarios from nowhere and then expect you to believe it as proof. gonk;
Best nerd moment I can recall is when one of my classmates was talking about his CubeGame. doodella;
None that I can think of.
Unless you count waiting in line all day for the Wii and making lots of cool friends and playing games with them.
Quote from: Lawlz on March 10, 2008, 03:28:39 AM
When I was talking about how Duke Nukem is the manliest kid to ever exist and this kid, thinking he's some sort of awesome gamer, is like "yeah I played duke nukem it's the one with that guy and some sort of huge gun called a BIG or something." I knew he meant to say BFG and the only thing he ever knew about 'classic' PC games he learned from the Doom movie, which he proclaimed to be the greatest action movie ever.
This same kid has only ever owned an Xbox 360 and tries to fit in and says "yeah I once owned a Super Nintendo and Mario" (when I was talking about how the Super Nintendo is the greatest system ever). I asked him which Mario game it was, and he says Mario Bros. Every person says that, but almost no kid today has ever played the arcade Mario Bros or Super Mario Bros. I went on about how Super Mario World is the prominent Super Nintendo Mario game, and Bros only appeared through Allstars. Also, he's admitted to only ever owning a 360 just a few months prior.
Also, this same kid says his computer doesn't run software but just a windows. His computer is made by Windows.
One time, when I was using command prompt to access the FTP server for here to save some school work, he's like, "Man, you're over there hacking." I was like, "um... no." He was like "Yeah.... I know (he was lying.)" Then he says some stupid stuff about how I could use my "hacking" to "go in windows" and hack files and other bullshit.
He claims to know more about computers than me.
He didn't do one part of his presentation that consisted on 99 points, leaving the max he could possibly get at a 201/300. He's right on the border of an F, and I told him if he didn't do it, he'd fail. He says , "No man, that's a C." I say, "Uhh... no; that's a 67." He's then like "You're lying, I know what I'm talking about." I whip out a calculator, punch it in, and get exactly 67. He was pissed.
lmao.
I hate dipshits like that. Also, how anyone could watch Doom and like it is beyond me.
Being the only person in my History 020 class to raise my hand with the intention to answer when my Professor half jokingly said does anyone here care to tell us about that law? With most of the class chuckling in the background I raised my hand and got the shocked/annoyed/sarcastic/skeptical looks from most of the class.
But I thought, fuck it, I don't watch the History channel for nothing.
Someone once told me that they had 400 stars in Super Mario 64. This same kid also seriously asked if bioluminescent fish had to have their "light bulbs" changed if they ever "went out". doodella;
Quote from: Socks on March 10, 2008, 11:45:07 AM
But I thought, fuck it, I don't watch the History channel for nothing.
YES ENJOY YOUR "AXMEN" PROGRAM AND OTHERS LIKE IT WHICH SURPRISINGLY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HISTORY AT ALL
When I kicked everyones ass at SSBM while waiting in front of gamestop for Brawl.
And getting like every trivia question this guy dressed in a luigi asked baddood;
Any one of a number of awesome Warhammer jokes that are exchanged every weekend across the table
I won my school's geography bee in 5th grade
I reserved Twilight Princess before they even told us its name. Ironically, I still haven't bought it.
Quote from: Nyerp on March 10, 2008, 12:45:23 PM
YES ENJOY YOUR "AXMEN" PROGRAM AND OTHERS LIKE IT WHICH SURPRISINGLY HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HISTORY AT ALL
I don't watch that program which has not even started airing yet. I watch the other more educational ones.
Quote from: Houdini on March 10, 2008, 03:24:40 PM
I reserved Twilight Princess before they even told us its name. Ironically, I still haven't bought it.
Paradox?
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on March 10, 2008, 07:09:57 PM
Paradox?
No Chad, what you're thinking of is called irony.
Quote from: Lawlz on March 10, 2008, 03:28:39 AM
When I was talking about how Duke Nukem is the manliest kid to ever exist and this kid, thinking he's some sort of awesome gamer, is like "yeah I played duke nukem it's the one with that guy and some sort of huge gun called a BIG or something." I knew he meant to say BFG and the only thing he ever knew about 'classic' PC games he learned from the Doom movie, which he proclaimed to be the greatest action movie ever.
This same kid has only ever owned an Xbox 360 and tries to fit in and says "yeah I once owned a Super Nintendo and Mario" (when I was talking about how the Super Nintendo is the greatest system ever). I asked him which Mario game it was, and he says Mario Bros. Every person says that, but almost no kid today has ever played the arcade Mario Bros or Super Mario Bros. I went on about how Super Mario World is the prominent Super Nintendo Mario game, and Bros only appeared through Allstars. Also, he's admitted to only ever owning a 360 just a few months prior.
Also, this same kid says his computer doesn't run software but just a windows. His computer is made by Windows.
One time, when I was using command prompt to access the FTP server for here to save some school work, he's like, "Man, you're over there hacking." I was like, "um... no." He was like "Yeah.... I know (he was lying.)" Then he says some stupid stuff about how I could use my "hacking" to "go in windows" and hack files and other bullshit.
He claims to know more about computers than me.
He didn't do one part of his presentation that consisted on 99 points, leaving the max he could possibly get at a 201/300. He's right on the border of an F, and I told him if he didn't do it, he'd fail. He says , "No man, that's a C." I say, "Uhh... no; that's a 67." He's then like "You're lying, I know what I'm talking about." I whip out a calculator, punch it in, and get exactly 67. He was pissed.
I feel terrible when I call people on their crap when they say they like old video game systems. I ask them whats their favorite NES game, and sometimes they say SMW.
Quote from: Snorkel on March 10, 2008, 01:25:54 PM
Any one of a number of awesome Warhammer jokes that are exchanged every weekend across the table
I laughed because I can relate with my MTG or video game related jokes.
I love when I tell people I killed someone with a BOP, or a birds of paradise. powerofone;
Quote from: ME86 on March 10, 2008, 07:14:14 PM
No Chad, what you're thinking of is called irony.
Thats not irony.
Quote from: reefer on March 11, 2008, 04:37:17 PM
I feel terrible when I call people on their crap when they say they like old video game systems. I ask them whats their favorite NES game, and sometimes they say SMW.
I feel bad for people that say SMB is the greatest NES game.
It's not bad, but there's Life Force, Megaman series, Metal Storm, Zelda II, Super Mario Bros 3, etc.
Quote from: Lawlz on March 11, 2008, 04:45:11 PM
I feel bad for people that say SMB is the greatest NES game.
It's not bad, but there's Life Force, Megaman series, Metal Storm, Zelda II, Super Mario Bros 3, etc.
I really dont even care to state my favorite NES game because I didn't play much of it. It was too privative and hard for me at the time it came out since I played SNES and NES side by side as a kid.
I was born around the year the NES came out but didn't have a chance to play it except for SMB3 because I was too young. SNES came out and loved Mystical Ninja and LTTP.
Oh and I hate all this bullshit about how you're cool if you loved a NES or SNES, stupid people who try and pretend that they played a NES as a child? Why? If I find someone who does that I ask them about all the little known NES games that aren't SMB and stuff. Seems that most people think the NES only had SMB and Zelda.
Quote from: reefer on March 11, 2008, 04:51:02 PM
Oh and I hate all this bullshit about how you're cool if you loved a NES or SNES, stupid people who try and pretend that they played a NES as a child? Why? If I find someone who does that I ask them about all the little known NES games that aren't SMB and stuff. Seems that most people think the NES only had SMB and Zelda.
Because most people think the NES is the best system ever because it's the first Nintendo ever put out in the US, and that it might help shield them because they've only ever played Playstations and Xboxes.
Also, it really pisses me off when kids that have only ever owned a 360 say the Gamecube sucks and that the Dreamcast was a great system, even though they've never even seen either of them.
Quote from: Lawlz on March 11, 2008, 04:53:59 PM
Because most people think the NES is the best system ever because it's the first Nintendo ever put out in the US, and that it might help shield them because they've only ever played Playstations and Xboxes.
Also, it really pisses me off when kids that have only ever owned a 360 say the Gamecube sucks and that the Dreamcast was a great system, even though they've never even seen either of them.
Dreamcast was terrible.
It had some great games but most of those are outdated and aged pretty badly and I didn't get to play them when they came out. Gamecube had plently of gems of games.
I agree, people do that shit all the time. They'll own an Xbox or 360 and have an opinion on every console ever.
I hate this one kid at school who says Wii and 360 suck. He doesn't even have a 360, only a Wii and a PS3. And he's always saying "PS3 Network is better than Xbox Live." And he's a "hacker" because he can get to command prompt, and get this!! He knows how to show hidden folders on an XP machine. >_>
Once I asked if he knew what Linux was and he said "No, dude, I don't use Macs. They're gay." He also doesn't have a mac.
Quote from: reefer on March 11, 2008, 05:45:10 PM
Dreamcast was terrible.
It had some great games but most of those are outdated and aged pretty badly and I didn't get to play them when they came out. Gamecube had plently of gems of games.
I agree, people do that shit all the time. They'll own an Xbox or 360 and have an opinion on every console ever.
Not terrible, but far from being great. The Genesis is a great machine, and the Saturn is pretty damn fine too, but the Dreamcast just didn't live long enough to get many outstanding games.
I also hate people that say the Saturn is bad, or worse, those kids that say the N64 is the greatest system of all time. Just because it has Ocarina of Time or because it was your first doesn't make it the best. It had very few good games and they were all expensive as hell. The only thing that could possibly be worse is a person saying the Dreamcast is one of the greatest systems ever and the Saturn is one of the worst, when it's really the other way around.
Umm.. can someone explain the abbreviations for me? SNES? Anyway, I have owned a Sega Saturn and my brother has a Gamecube. That's about as close as I'm likely to get to this Nintendo Cult.
Quote from: Socks on March 11, 2008, 07:07:18 PM
Umm.. can someone explain the abbreviations for me? SNES? Anyway, I have owned a Sega Saturn and my brother has a Gamecube. That's about as close as I'm likely to get to this Nintendo Cult.
Super Nintendo Entertainment System. doodthing;
Quote from: Socks on March 11, 2008, 07:07:18 PM
Umm.. can someone explain the abbreviations for me? SNES? Anyway, I have owned a Sega Saturn and my brother has a Gamecube. That's about as close as I'm likely to get to this Nintendo Cult.
If you don't know what the Super Nintendo is then I have no respect for you and it's a fact that your taste in games is utter shit.
Quote from: Lawlz on March 11, 2008, 07:15:53 PM
If you don't know what the Super Nintendo is then I have no respect for you and it's a fact that your taste in games is utter shit.
I have limited knowledge of the Nintendo consoles but I did not recognize the abbreviations. As I said before, I don't give a fuck, those are the games I like and that what I'll play. And I think I'll be just fine without the respect of a fiendish gamer, socially loathing and inept online personality.
Quote from: Socks on March 11, 2008, 07:23:08 PM
I have limited knowledge of the Nintendo consoles but I did not recognize the abbreviations. As I said before, I don't give a fuck, those are the games I like and that what I'll play. And I think I'll be just fine without the respect of a fiendish gamer, socially loathing and inept online personality.
I call the SNES a sneeze
Quote from: Lawlz on March 11, 2008, 07:15:53 PM
If you don't know what the Super Nintendo is then I have no respect for you and it's a fact that your taste in games is utter shit.
so you admit that the sega saturn is shit
Quote from: JMV on March 11, 2008, 09:36:16 PM
so you admit that the sega saturn is shit
Saturn is great, but the Super Nintendo is the greatest.
That'd be like saying you like adventurous movies but don't know what Indiana Jones is.
Quote from: Lawlz on March 12, 2008, 03:09:32 AM
Saturn is great, but the Super Nintendo is the greatest.
That'd be like saying you like adventurous movies but don't know what Indiana Jones is.
Not even so.
SNES and PS2 are the best consoles ever. SNES is above but PS2 isn't far behind.
If you've never heard of the SNES you're under the age of 15 or not a gamer at all.
Quote from: reefer on March 12, 2008, 03:31:42 AM
Not even so.
SNES and PS2 are the best consoles ever. SNES is above but PS2 isn't far behind.
If you've never heard of the SNES you're under the age of 15 or not a gamer at all.
The Super Nintendo lived pretty well up until about 1997/8, so you'd have to be 10.
Quote from: reefer on March 12, 2008, 03:31:42 AM
Not even so.
SNES and PS2 are the best consoles ever. SNES is above but PS2 isn't far behind.
If you've never heard of the SNES you're under the age of 15 or not a gamer at all.
My brother knows what SNES is and he's only 11.
Quote from: Lawlz on March 12, 2008, 03:54:26 AM
The Super Nintendo lived pretty well up until about 1997/8, so you'd have to be 10.
just because you weren't around for it doesn't mean you won't know what it is
i know what an atari is but i wasn't around for its lifetime.
Quote from: reefer on March 12, 2008, 10:15:12 PM
just because you weren't around for it doesn't mean you won't know what it is
i know what an atari is but i wasn't around for its lifetime.
Because it's the most overrated ssytem ever.
The playstation and especially the xbox generation know absolutely nothing about games.
Quote from: Lawlz on March 13, 2008, 03:28:55 AM
The playstation and especially the xbox generation know absolutely nothing about games.
Who are you to be the end of be all of "gaming"? Step down from your pedestal.