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Title: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: Shucklestar on March 09, 2008, 10:40:33 PM
how many would it be?

Idk, probably about 150+
Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 09, 2008, 10:41:40 PM
2*365*3

2190
Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: Samus Aran on March 09, 2008, 10:42:49 PM
A few thousand I guess.
Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: Shucklestar on March 09, 2008, 10:44:23 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on March 09, 2008, 10:41:40 PM
2*365*3

2190
twice a day, every day for 3 years.  O_0

For me, since summer of 5th grade. I'm in 7th grade so ya. Probably way over 150, but wutever.
Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: Socks on March 09, 2008, 10:44:50 PM
Hard to say, but it would be a pretty high number.
Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 09, 2008, 10:48:16 PM
Quote from: Shucklestar on March 09, 2008, 10:44:23 PM
twice a day, every day for 3 years.  O_0

For me, since summer of 5th grade. I'm in 7th grade so ya. Probably way over 150, but wutever.
I've only done it since mid eighth or so.

But damn, starting at ten or eleven is pretty... disgusting.
Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: Shucklestar on March 09, 2008, 10:56:43 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on March 09, 2008, 10:48:16 PM
I've only done it since mid eighth or so.

But damn, starting at ten or eleven is pretty... disgusting.
Thats nothing. At the high school I'll be going to, the girls there take giving head and having sex as a contest.
Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 09, 2008, 11:05:05 PM
Quote from: Shucklestar on March 09, 2008, 10:56:43 PM
Thats nothing. At the high school I'll be going to, the girls there take giving head and having sex as a contest.
I think it's like that at every school, and idorts like Socks and proud to partake in it.
Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: Socks on March 09, 2008, 11:12:30 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on March 09, 2008, 11:05:05 PM
I think it's like that at every school, and idorts like Socks and proud to partake in it.


What are "Idorts"? And don't hate, to each their own. You like staying locked up in your room avoiding society and people, I on the other hand like to venture deep into females.
Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 09, 2008, 11:19:16 PM
Quote from: Socks on March 09, 2008, 11:12:30 PM
What are "Idorts"? And don't hate, to each their own. You like staying locked up in your room avoiding society and people, I on the other hand like to venture deep into females.

and you're an idiot
Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: Socks on March 09, 2008, 11:22:18 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on March 09, 2008, 11:19:16 PM
and you're an idiot


Come on, you can do better than that.
Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: Shucklestar on March 09, 2008, 11:30:45 PM
Quote from: Socks on March 09, 2008, 11:12:30 PM
What are "Idorts"? And don't hate, to each their own. You like staying locked up in your room avoiding society and people, I on the other hand like to venture deep into females.

I would rather be like lawlz than to be like you. The way you make it sound, i would rather be a person with no life than to be a pimp that can get an STD every time he has sex.
Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: Daddy on March 09, 2008, 11:35:08 PM
At least 1200 times over a period of 6 years.
Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: Socks on March 09, 2008, 11:36:54 PM
Quote from: Shucklestar on March 09, 2008, 11:30:45 PM
I would rather be like lawlz than to be like you. The way you make it sound, i would rather be a person with no life than to be a pimp that can get an STD every time he has sex.


You only live once, and I don't have any STD's, that shit is way overblown. That excuse is either used by parents, lesbian guest speakers and or socially inept people who try to excuse their lack of sexual life but attempting to make such lifestyle unappealing. Here is a secret, there is such a thing as good, safe sex, and people have been doing it for eons. Not every person who has a sex life has STD's or is in danger of dying.
Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 09, 2008, 11:41:32 PM
Quote from: Socks on March 09, 2008, 11:36:54 PM
You only live once, and I don't have any STD's, that shit is way overblown. That excuse is either used by parents, lesbian guest speakers and or socially inept people who try to excuse their lack of sexual life but attempting to make such lifestyle unappealing. Here is a secret, there is such a thing as good, safe sex, and people have been doing it for eons. Not every person who has a sex life has STD's or is in danger of dying.

yes animals have been having sex for nigh a billion years but "safe sex" only popped up in humanity rather recently and it isn't 100% guaranteed to protect a person

STDs have evolved and afflict us because we have such a large and sexually active population. While not one out of two people have them, they're more prevalent than a too-sexually active young lad such as yourself would like to think.
Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: Socks on March 09, 2008, 11:46:20 PM
I'm picky about who I have sex with, what I do to them during sex and how I do it. I don't just go all out without thinking, to be honest, I've done that a few times but it's rare.
Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: Nyerp on March 10, 2008, 12:41:26 PM
Quote from: Shucklestar on March 09, 2008, 10:44:23 PM
For me, since summer of 5th grade.

...uh, great job?

Anyway, probably around 400.
Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: bluaki on March 10, 2008, 12:45:13 PM
I'd guess about 150
Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: ME## on March 10, 2008, 12:54:33 PM
Hm, maybe about three-hundred?
Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: Snorkel on March 10, 2008, 01:24:47 PM
It's been about 6 years, with an average of about four times a week I'd say... so, 4x52x6 = 1248 times.
Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: Pyrate on March 10, 2008, 02:26:51 PM
Zero

It's fucking nasty down there. baddood;
Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: ME## on March 10, 2008, 02:34:14 PM
Quote from: Pyrate on March 10, 2008, 02:26:51 PM
Zero

It's fucking nasty down there. baddood;


I know. n_u
Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: Snorkel on March 10, 2008, 02:39:08 PM
Per the Socks/Lawlz conflict, both sides are stupid. Socks has a point, you live once, but where's the sincerity in anything? Someone who I can trust and love is worth more to me than a hundred idiots who I could fuck once.

However, sitting around naked eating chips and playing Atari games isn't going to accomplish anything either.


Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: pringle positive on March 10, 2008, 02:52:07 PM
probably 600 or more
Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on March 10, 2008, 03:01:38 PM
900-10,000. baddood;
Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: Geno on March 10, 2008, 03:04:28 PM
Quote from: Socks on March 09, 2008, 11:36:54 PM
You only live once, and I don't have any STD's, that shit is way overblown. That excuse is either used by parents, lesbian guest speakers and or socially inept people who try to excuse their lack of sexual life but attempting to make such lifestyle unappealing. Here is a secret, there is such a thing as good, safe sex, and people have been doing it for eons. Not every person who has a sex life has STD's or is in danger of dying.

i clapped
Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: Hensa on March 10, 2008, 03:10:16 PM
like...150 i guess :/
Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: superclucky on March 10, 2008, 03:13:25 PM
Quote from: Pyrate on March 10, 2008, 02:26:51 PM
Zero

It's fucking nasty down there. baddood;
Use something really long so you won't see anything. |:
Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: KAOS on March 10, 2008, 03:14:19 PM
not enough, i just started a month ago. :3
Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: Houdini on March 10, 2008, 03:23:21 PM
Goddamn.
Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 11, 2008, 04:16:50 PM
Quote from: Snorkel on March 10, 2008, 02:39:08 PM
However, sitting around naked eating chips and playing Atari games isn't going to accomplish anything either.
I don't like chips and I don't like being naked and I don't like the Atari 2600.
Title: Re: If you had to guess how many times you've masturbated...
Post by: V on March 11, 2008, 07:11:05 PM
Quote from: Socks on March 09, 2008, 11:36:54 PM
You only live once, and I don't have any STD's, that shit is way overblown. That excuse is either used by parents, lesbian guest speakers and or socially inept people who try to excuse their lack of sexual life but attempting to make such lifestyle unappealing. Here is a secret, there is such a thing as good, safe sex, and people have been doing it for eons. Not every person who has a sex life has STD's or is in danger of dying.


You've put what I was thinking into words; thank you, Senor Socks.