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Title: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: Hiro on March 08, 2008, 11:42:43 AM
But i do gots some bitchin' sideburns.
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: sans culottes on March 08, 2008, 11:45:17 AM
I'm considering growing sideburns that godown to the bottom of my head, because I can.
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: Hiro on March 08, 2008, 11:46:13 AM
Quote from: Co-Z on March 08, 2008, 11:45:17 AM
I'm considering growing sideburns that godown to the bottom of my head, because I can.
Yeah, I gots 'em right now, and they're full and awesome.
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: Hiro on March 08, 2008, 11:47:07 AM
I have this friend that can grow a full face of hair in like 2 days. He's like a wolf man.
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: Samus Aran on March 08, 2008, 11:47:19 AM
I can grow a beard, but I always shave everything off and keep my face nice and smooth.
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: sans culottes on March 08, 2008, 11:48:18 AM
Quote from: Hiro on March 08, 2008, 11:47:07 AM
I have this friend that can grow a full face of hair in like 2 days. He's like a wolf man.

maybe he's a homo erectus
Quote from: Kazanova on March 08, 2008, 11:47:19 AM
I can grow a beard, but I always shave everything off and keep my face nice and smooth.

fag
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: Samus Aran on March 08, 2008, 11:49:24 AM
Quote from: Co-Z on March 08, 2008, 11:48:18 AM
fag


My girl likes my face smooth. :3
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: YPrrrr on March 08, 2008, 11:49:58 AM
This weekend is the first time I've ever shaved...
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: sans culottes on March 08, 2008, 11:50:37 AM
Quote from: Kazanova on March 08, 2008, 11:49:24 AM
My girl likes my face smooth. :3

suck-up
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: Samus Aran on March 08, 2008, 11:51:02 AM
Quote from: Co-Z on March 08, 2008, 11:50:37 AM
suck-up


I get sex. Do you?
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: sans culottes on March 08, 2008, 11:54:51 AM
Quote from: Kazanova on March 08, 2008, 11:51:02 AM
I get sex. Do you?

no because im still in high school artard

really, don't have a cow if you get a beard. the guys in zz top have huge beards and they get more ass than a toilet seat.
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: superclucky on March 08, 2008, 11:57:25 AM
Quote from: Kazanova on March 08, 2008, 11:51:02 AM
I get sex.
lol
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: Daddy on March 08, 2008, 11:58:27 AM
ima grow goatee  baddood;
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: Samus Aran on March 08, 2008, 12:00:40 PM
Quote from: Co-Z on March 08, 2008, 11:54:51 AM
no because im still in high school artard

really, don't have a cow if you get a beard. the guys in zz top have huge beards and they get more ass than a toilet seat.


I know. I just don't want a beard and my girlfriend doesn't want me to have one either. doodthing;

And being in high school has nothing to do with it. Kids have sex in high school constantly.

Quote from: Clucky et al. on March 08, 2008, 11:57:25 AM
lol


okay
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: bluaki on March 08, 2008, 12:01:03 PM
Why do most guys seem to like things like beard, sideburns, mustache, etc.?
Wouldn't it be itchy or something? befuddlement
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: NOA_Haunted on March 08, 2008, 12:01:57 PM
Nice.
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: Claquesous on March 08, 2008, 12:04:01 PM
I've wanted a beard even since I was a youngster. My dad had one, and I enjoyed pulling it and scratching it.
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: Daddy on March 08, 2008, 12:04:27 PM
Quote from: bluaki on March 08, 2008, 12:01:03 PM
Why do most guys seem to like things like beard, sideburns, mustache, etc.?
Wouldn't it be itchy or something? befuddlement
Protip: When guys do something to their appearance it's usually to attract females.
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: Hiro on March 08, 2008, 12:06:28 PM
Quote from: JMV on March 08, 2008, 12:04:27 PM
Protip: When guys do something to their appearance it's usually to attract females.
Not for me, I just like facial hair. But it hasn't been itchy for me.
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on March 08, 2008, 12:06:40 PM
Quote from: JMV on March 08, 2008, 11:58:27 AM
ima grow goatee  baddood;
Only douchebags from the 90's wear goatees  doodthing;
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: bluaki on March 08, 2008, 12:09:49 PM
Quote from: JMV on March 08, 2008, 12:04:27 PM
Protip: When guys do something to their appearance it's usually to attract females.
I've heard some guys at school bragging to each other about facial hair and then having their girlfriend say she doesn't like it. befuddlement
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: YPrrrr on March 08, 2008, 12:11:19 PM
Quote from: bluaki on March 08, 2008, 12:01:03 PM
Why do most guys seem to like things like beard, sideburns, mustache, etc.?
Wouldn't it be itchy or something? befuddlement
Does you head itch? Do your legs?
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: bluaki on March 08, 2008, 12:12:32 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on March 08, 2008, 12:11:19 PM
Does you head itch? Do your legs?
Head hair feels entirely different.

That's part of the reason I shave or wax my legs n_u
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: Daddy on March 08, 2008, 12:12:52 PM
Quote from: Tondis on March 08, 2008, 12:06:40 PM
Only douchebags from the 90's wear goatees  doodthing;
im from the 90s
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: Hiro on March 08, 2008, 12:13:58 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on March 08, 2008, 12:11:19 PM
Does you head itch? Do your legs?
Nope, but foot hair is annoying when I wear socks.   >.<
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on March 08, 2008, 12:14:54 PM
Quote from: JMV on March 08, 2008, 12:12:52 PM
im from the 90s
I'm sorry, but this is the year 2008.
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on March 08, 2008, 12:53:58 PM
I don't have any facial hair other than eyebrows/eyelashes. doodthing;
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: Samus Aran on March 08, 2008, 12:54:56 PM
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on March 08, 2008, 12:53:58 PM
I don't have any facial hair other than eyebrows/eyelashes. doodthing;


Both my eyebrows and eyelashes are too big. :(
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: [REDACTED] on March 08, 2008, 01:17:01 PM
No, fifteen, sixteen, anyone in the set of teenage years can grow a fashionable beard.
also i am hawt for gay bears
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: Hiro on March 08, 2008, 01:18:16 PM
Quote from: su,,±ÊÊ‡ nɐǝʇɔoÉ” on March 08, 2008, 01:17:01 PM
No, fifteen, sixteen, anyone in the set of teenage years can grow a fashionable beard.

Oh really?
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: [REDACTED] on March 08, 2008, 01:20:16 PM
Quote from: Hiro on March 08, 2008, 01:18:16 PM
Oh really?
You didn't provide a picture to have a counterpoint.
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on March 08, 2008, 01:21:45 PM
Quote from: Kazanova on March 08, 2008, 12:54:56 PM
Both my eyebrows and eyelashes are too big. :(

Mine are fine. doodella;
The hair on my head, on the other hand, could use a bit of work. doodthing;
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: Hiro on March 08, 2008, 01:22:06 PM
Quote from: su,,±ÊÊ‡ nɐǝʇɔoÉ” on March 08, 2008, 01:20:16 PM
You didn't provide a picture to have a counterpoint.
Are you an average 16 year old boy? Do you know any average 16 year old boys? Do they all have beards?
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: [REDACTED] on March 08, 2008, 01:25:07 PM
Quote from: Hiro on March 08, 2008, 01:22:06 PM
Are you an average 16 year old boy? Do you know any average 16 year old boys? Do they all have beards?
No, no and no.
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: Hiro on March 08, 2008, 01:26:15 PM
Quote from: su,,±ÊÊ‡ nɐǝʇɔoÉ” on March 08, 2008, 01:25:07 PM
No, no and no.
Exactly.
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: [REDACTED] on March 08, 2008, 01:27:16 PM
Quote from: Hiro on March 08, 2008, 01:26:15 PM
Exactly.
Everyone grows beards at eighteen. Not sixteen.
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: Hiro on March 08, 2008, 01:29:38 PM
Quote from: su,,±ÊÊ‡ nɐǝʇɔoÉ” on March 08, 2008, 01:27:16 PM
Everyone grows beards at eighteen. Not sixteen.
Yeah I know, that's my point.
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: [REDACTED] on March 08, 2008, 01:30:30 PM
Quote from: Hiro on March 08, 2008, 01:29:38 PM
Yeah I know, that's my point.
what were you saying
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: Nyerp on March 08, 2008, 01:35:20 PM
Quote from: su,,±ÊÊ‡ nɐǝʇɔoÉ” on March 08, 2008, 01:17:01 PM
also i am hawt for gay bears

oh god gonk;
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: Hiro on March 08, 2008, 01:37:25 PM
Quote from: su,,±ÊÊ‡ nɐǝʇɔoÉ” on March 08, 2008, 01:30:30 PM
what were you saying
I was saying it's not normal for 15 year olds to be capable of growing beards.
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: [REDACTED] on March 08, 2008, 01:38:24 PM
Quote from: Hiro on March 08, 2008, 01:37:25 PM
I was saying it's not normal for 15 year olds to be capable of growing beards.
I said the same thing.
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: Hiro on March 08, 2008, 01:39:50 PM
Quote from: su,,±ÊÊ‡ nɐǝʇɔoÉ” on March 08, 2008, 01:38:24 PM
I said the same thing.
Quote from: su,,±ÊÊ‡ nɐǝʇɔoÉ” on March 08, 2008, 01:17:01 PM
No, fifteen, sixteen, anyone in the set of teenage years can grow a fashionable beard.
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: [REDACTED] on March 08, 2008, 01:41:57 PM
Quote from: Hiro on March 08, 2008, 01:39:50 PM
No fifteen, sixteen,--anyone in the set of teenage years can grow a fashionable beard.

ok
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: Hiro on March 08, 2008, 01:44:03 PM
Quote from: su,,±ÊÊ‡ nɐǝʇɔoÉ” on March 08, 2008, 01:41:57 PM
ok
oh you see I read that wrong. I thought you meant "No, anyone in the set of teenage years can grow a fashionable beard" Should have said "Nobody"
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: superclucky on March 08, 2008, 01:45:51 PM
Quote from: su,,±ÊÊ‡ nɐǝʇɔoÉ” on March 08, 2008, 01:17:01 PM
No, fifteen, sixteen, anyone in the set of teenage years can grow a fashionable beard.
also i am hawt for gay bears
wrong
go to nj's middle schools
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: [REDACTED] on March 08, 2008, 01:49:01 PM
Quote from: Clucky et al. on March 08, 2008, 01:45:51 PM
wrong
go to nj's middle schools
that's because jersey ppl are ward
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: superclucky on March 08, 2008, 01:53:49 PM
Quote from: su,,±ÊÊ‡ nɐǝʇɔoÉ” on March 08, 2008, 01:49:01 PM
that's because jersey ppl are ward
tru
lets wear skanky clothing and walk the the jersey shore
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: ME## on March 08, 2008, 01:54:05 PM
Quote from: su,,±ÊÊ‡ nɐǝʇɔoÉ” on March 08, 2008, 01:17:01 PM
also i am hawt for gay bears


Cool.

Man, if I just had more body hair. ;_;
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: sans culottes on March 08, 2008, 02:50:57 PM
Quote from: Kazanova on March 08, 2008, 12:00:40 PM
And being in high school has nothing to do with it. Kids have sex in high school constantly.

but if i do fuckyfucky in high school, i go 2 hell
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: ME## on March 08, 2008, 02:56:55 PM
Quote from: Co-Z on March 08, 2008, 02:50:57 PM
but if i do fuckyfucky in high school, i go 2 hell


oh


Have fun in hell, us virtuous people will be laughing at you from Heaven.
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: Hiro on March 08, 2008, 02:57:24 PM
Quote from: ME86 on March 08, 2008, 02:56:55 PM
oh


Have fun in hell, us virtuous people will be laughing at you from Heaven.
yeah.
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: sans culottes on March 08, 2008, 06:05:37 PM
Quote from: ME86 on March 08, 2008, 02:56:55 PM
oh

Have fun in hell, us virtuous people will be laughing at you from Heaven.

that why i not fucky fucky fuck fuck fuckity fuck fuck shitfuck assfuck niggertit fuck tittyfuck till im married

also alcohol is the devil
Title: Re: I cannot yet grow a beard
Post by: Socks on March 08, 2008, 09:11:41 PM
I can grow a beard within a few days but I have to always shave at least once a week due to my job, facial hair is frowned upon, even if it is well trimmed and short. Personally I would let my facial hair grow out and just keep a well trimmed short beard al around, but very short.