I was in sixth grade and my friends and I all sat at one table at lunch, as usual. My friends were goofing off and playing around stupidly more than we ever had, and I spit up my chocolate milk on the front of my white pants. Everyone was pointing at me and asking if I crapped the wrong way.
I have many more, but I was just reminded of this one. baddood;
So, Hime, do you crap the wrong way? baddood;
And I can't remember any specific ones.
I was playing tetherball in 4th grade and some guys who liked me were laughing at how bad I sucked, so I turned around and said "HA, HA, HA-" and then I was blasted by a ball who's power level was over 9000. I fell and felt vulnerable.
I tend to forget everything.
I left the schools and all kids I knew before from K-8 this school year, and with that my memories related to them fade befuddlement
...I at least remember there was a lot to be embarrassed about, I guess I'm somewhat glad I forgot them.
Quote from: Charmed on March 07, 2008, 10:20:13 PM
I was playing tetherball in 4th grade and some guys who liked me were laughing at how bad I sucked, so I turned around and said "HA, HA, HA-" and then I was blasted by a ball who's power level was over 9000. I fell and felt vulnerable.
I actually laughed at this.
Quote from: ME86 on March 07, 2008, 10:21:44 PM
I actually laughed at this.
You should feel pity. :(
Quote from: Charmed on March 07, 2008, 10:22:09 PM
You should feel pity. :(
Happens to me all the time in gym. :(
Somebody will make fun of how I swing a baseball bat and I'll turn around to yell at them and I'll get hit in the back with a baseball. :(
Some guy kicked me in the balls really hard in third grade and I cried. baddood;
I stuck my hand down a hole in 4th grade and got bit by a gopher.
Again in fourth grade I was talking shit to some eight grader and he stole my shoes and my backpack with all my books and stuff.
Then at the beginning of this school year, my Spanish teacher blamed me (cuz im black lol) for stealing the little ball thing on the bottom of her mouse from her computer, and got me in trouble for that. She went through a whole bunch of bullshit getting me in trouble, saying that if I gave it back I wouldn't be in trouble, but I never took it so there was no way I could get out. (omg i hate herrrr)
Then last week, the whole freaking class was quiet, and she randomly says "How are you doing, Marcus?"
I'm like "uh ok i guess".
Then she says "Run out of little balls?"
im like wtf the whole class heard i had no idea what she was talking about then when i figured out i wondered why she would bring that back up again and it sounded gross at first i was like bitch plz
not really embarrassing but i cant think of any embarrassing things
Quote from: not famy on March 07, 2008, 10:26:32 PM
Some guy kicked me in the balls really hard in third grade and I cried. baddood;
I stuck my hand down a hole in 4th grade and got bit by a gopher.
Again in fourth grade I was talking shit to some eight grader and he stole my shoes and my backpack with all my books and stuff.
Then at the beginning of this school year, my Spanish teacher blamed me (cuz im black lol) for stealing the little ball thing on the bottom of her mouse from her computer, and got me in trouble for that. She went through a whole bunch of bullshit getting me in trouble, saying that if I gave it back I wouldn't be in trouble, but I never took it so there was no way I could get out. (omg i hate herrrr)
Then last week, the whole freaking class was quiet, and she randomly says "How are you doing, Marcus?"
I'm like "uh ok i guess".
Then she says "Run out of little balls?"
im like wtf the whole class heard i had no idea what she was talking about then when i figured out i wondered why she would bring that back up again and it sounded gross at first i was like bitch plz
not really embarrassing but i cant think of any embarrassing things
So, have you gotten more little balls since then?
Quote from: ME86 on March 07, 2008, 10:29:41 PM
So, have you gotten more little balls since then?
she actually talked about it a little more too
she said i like to collect little balls but she doesnt even get the reference to testicles
btw yes i luv little balls
In 8th grade I was sleeping in class and then the teacher slammed my book in front of my test and i farted(idk where it came from) and made a "MEEP!" sound. They called me tooty for a couple of days... emo;
Quote from: not famy on March 07, 2008, 10:31:20 PM
she actually talked about it a little more too
she said i like to collect little balls but she doesnt even get the reference to testicles
btw yes i luv little balls
If she brings it up again do this:
[spoiler](http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r318/YOSHEEH/Danny-AmericanIdol.png)[/spoiler]
She won't know what to do. baddood;
Quote from: Charmed on March 07, 2008, 10:32:56 PM
In 8th grade I was sleeping in class and then the teacher slammed my book in front of my test and i farted(idk where it came from and made a "MEEP!" sound. They called me tooty for a couple of days... emo;
There's a kid in my world history class who will wait for everything to be quiet and then he'll just fart. >.<
And one time it was really hot and I was swinging back and forth in the teacher's chair and all of the sudden my friend walked up to me and said "nice pit sweat". My sweater didn't conceal well...
I threw up in wood shop when I was in 6th grade.
luckily there was plenty of sawdust available.
Quote from: JMV on March 07, 2008, 10:37:27 PM
I threw up in wood shop when I was in 6th grade.
luckily there was plenty of sawdust available.
i had to poop really bad and refuse to use school restrooms so i called my mommy to pick me up from school lol
Quote from: not famy on March 07, 2008, 10:40:20 PM
i had to poop really bad and refuse to use school restrooms so i called my mommy to pick me up from school lol
My school restrooms are disgusting so I always line the seat with toilet paper then I sit.
I only go when it's an emergency though.
Quote from: Charmed on March 07, 2008, 10:41:45 PM
My school restrooms are disgusting so I always line the seat with toilet paper then I sit.
I only go when it's an emergency though.
This just happened to me last month.
I won't even pee in those bathrooms.
>.<
In sixth grade, I wanted to hug the teacher but I did it when she was bending down so it looked like I was doing her doggy style.
She was hot, yes.
Quote from: Bassir C. on March 08, 2008, 05:07:12 AM
In sixth grade, I wanted to hug the teacher but I did it when she was bending down so it looked like I was doing her doggy style.
She was hot, yes.
I lol'd
Quote from: not famy on March 07, 2008, 10:40:20 PM
i had to poop really bad and refuse to use school restrooms so i called my mommy to pick me up from school lol
I cried in 1st grade because I didn't know how to buy lunch.
In about second grade, I got in trouble for something stupid in lunch and got moved in front of some ugly little girl I didn't know. We were all alone at the table, and after a while, I got sick. She just kept staring at me in the most evil way possible, and then my chocolate milk made me sick and I held two fingers in front of my lips and vomit sprayed out (thankfully I sank down into the seat a little bit so my chin was under the table) and it sprayed all over my jacket and jeans. I told my mother it was just chocolate milk that spilled on me.
I can't think of much else.
I was hit in the head with a basketball three times in middle school. Fuck those fucking kids who did it on "accident".
I was also purposely tripped by one of them in the hallway. God damn it.
Now that one is in my English class this year, and he is a fucking retarded douchebag. :(
Also in 5th grade some fucking little nigger I despise to this day put chocolate pudding on my seat at lunch and I sat down. When I stood up the shitface said "Look!" and everyone, including him, started laughing. I was pissed so I said "You did that!" and the fucker denied it, with a cup of pudding where he was sitting.
Damn I am so mad right now.
I went to school with my pants on backwards in 2nd grade. >.<
Also, now that I think of it, all my time in every gym class has sucked.
I'm glad my last year was in ninth grade.
I couldn't put my jacket on in first grade, so while everyone was going outside, I was stuck in class rolling around on the floor trying to get it on. smithicide;
In my senior year of High School my friends had signed me up for the annual senior showcase, I had no idea. The hosts call my name and being to play an instrumental version of "It's Raining Men". My friends literally dragged me up on stage and by that time I didn't really give a fuck so I performed possibly the worst cover for a song in history. Seniors usually perform for Juniors but it is a mixed group usually, needless to say everyone, including our school president was in tears by the end. I'm not sure id that was from laughing or from the painful experience. Either way, it was ridicules.
I wore sweatpants that were too baggy in 1st grade, and they fell down in front of about 30 people. Not that bad I guess.
Also, for the sake of diversity, gym class is awesome
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on March 08, 2008, 09:22:44 AM
I wore sweatpants that were too baggy in 1st grade, and they fell down in front of about 30 people. Not that bad I guess.
Also, for the sake of diversity, gym class is awesome
Oh god, I used to wear sweatpants. I really regret those times.
Also, I just remember I somehow managed to spill cheese on myself nigh everyday in eighth grade.