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Title: Goddamn, some girls are unexpectedly strong
Post by: Snorkel on March 03, 2008, 02:03:44 PM
Today I had a free hour instead of the regular shitty religion class, so someone decided to organise an arm wrestling tournament. There was much excitement.

My first opponent was this chubby half Hawaiian kid who plays DS a lot. I obliterated his sickly arm.

Next was this fairly small, fairly attractive lassie who I thought I would have to obliterate politely. I wanted to win, after all, but I could not simply slam this poor girl's arm down on the table.

BUT HOLY SHIT, SHE WAS SO STRONG  O_0

I actually lost after a brutal fight. It was intense -- we were locked dead even for minutes, and then she began to overpower me, my arm cramped, and I was slowly defeated.

So, fine, I thought, I'm in the loser's bracket. I can still be the champion of the loser's bracket and play the winner's champion and get 1st or 2nd place. The next opponents were all ugly women who I defeated easily.

And then, I had to play the same small girl with unprecedented strength of arm! This time, however, I emerged victorious after putting every bit of strength I had into the battle.

Finally, I ended up playing my friend, who is short and chubby and also has unequivocal strength of arm. I was thoroughly worn out from the epic wrestle with the small woman, and he easily won. 
Title: Re: Goddamn, some girls are unexpectedly strong
Post by: KonohaShinobi on March 03, 2008, 02:04:52 PM
Lol, lost to a girl.
Title: Re: Goddamn, some girls are unexpectedly strong
Post by: Knig on March 03, 2008, 02:09:24 PM
/work it harder

Maybe the girl was active in a sport. Did you notice her before today around the school?
Title: Re: Goddamn, some girls are unexpectedly strong
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 03, 2008, 02:36:54 PM
I haven't accepted an arm wrestling proposal since sixth grade.

I know every girl in my school could beat me with no problem because my arms are so frail.
Title: Re: Goddamn, some girls are unexpectedly strong
Post by: Selkie on March 03, 2008, 02:55:25 PM
lololo

I can't really talk though, I suck at arm wrestling.

it's really all in the wrist, and your ability to bend yours and then gain the upper hand. And my wrists are pathetic. I don't really work them out.
Title: Re: Goddamn, some girls are unexpectedly strong
Post by: ncba93ivyase on March 03, 2008, 03:01:40 PM
Quote from: Selkie on March 03, 2008, 02:55:25 PM
lololo

I can't really talk though, I suck at arm wrestling.

it's really all in the wrist, and your ability to bend yours and then gain the upper hand. And my wrists are pathetic. I don't really work them out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYVyqlnXIh8

WELL, AT LEAST HE HAD GOOD WRISTS.
Title: Re: Goddamn, some girls are unexpectedly strong
Post by: Selkie on March 03, 2008, 03:07:14 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on March 03, 2008, 03:01:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYVyqlnXIh8

WELL, AT LEAST HE HAD GOOD WRISTS.


oh jesus  befuddlement
Title: Re: Goddamn, some girls are unexpectedly strong
Post by: Trini on March 03, 2008, 03:07:26 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on March 03, 2008, 03:01:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYVyqlnXIh8

WELL, AT LEAST HE HAD GOOD WRISTS.

I lol'd.

It things like that why I rarely accept arm wrestling invites from other kids. I can beat most of them easily anyway. 
Title: Re: Goddamn, some girls are unexpectedly strong
Post by: Snorkel on March 03, 2008, 03:08:34 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on March 03, 2008, 03:01:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYVyqlnXIh8

WELL, AT LEAST HE HAD GOOD WRISTS.


Hahaha, that's pretty funny. I'm glad that the girl did not break my arm.  doodthing;
Title: Re: Goddamn, some girls are unexpectedly strong
Post by: The artist formally known on March 03, 2008, 03:59:23 PM
im a strong woman believe it or not
Title: Re: Goddamn, some girls are unexpectedly strong
Post by: Samus Aran on March 03, 2008, 04:23:41 PM
Yeah, I know what you mean. My friends and I had a nickname for this girl we knew. We called her "Vicegrip" because of how surprisingly strong she was.
Title: Re: Goddamn, some girls are unexpectedly strong
Post by: KonohaShinobi on March 03, 2008, 04:32:00 PM
Anyone remember how Elaine was on Seinfeld? How when she was told some exciting news and she would literally push whoever told her the news onto the floor? lol, this thread reminds me of those moments. She was surprisingly strong to them, just watch their reaction as she pushed their forearm.  doodella;
Title: Re: Goddamn, some girls are unexpectedly strong
Post by: Gin on March 03, 2008, 04:54:34 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on March 03, 2008, 03:01:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYVyqlnXIh8

WELL, AT LEAST HE HAD GOOD WRISTS.

OH GOD THAT LED ME THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeniEw1XALI&feature=related
Title: Re: Goddamn, some girls are unexpectedly strong
Post by: Snorkel on March 03, 2008, 04:59:53 PM
Quote from: Gin on March 03, 2008, 04:54:34 PM
OH GOD THAT LED ME THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HeniEw1XALI&feature=related


That's why you need to drink milk

And not be a boxer
Title: Re: Goddamn, some girls are unexpectedly strong
Post by: Socks on March 03, 2008, 05:03:45 PM
V I want a re-match. Never lost to a girl, yet.
Title: Re: Goddamn, some girls are unexpectedly strong
Post by: Wrench on March 03, 2008, 05:53:10 PM
I don't arm wrestle.

My lower arm strength sucks. The upper area, however, is quite strong.
Title: Re: Goddamn, some girls are unexpectedly strong
Post by: Himu on March 03, 2008, 06:07:54 PM
My britney spears wannabe friend accidentally shoved me into a trashcan once. edumacate;
Title: Re: Goddamn, some girls are unexpectedly strong
Post by: superclucky on March 03, 2008, 08:02:17 PM
well at least she can boar many children for being that strong

you should marry her
Title: Re: Goddamn, some girls are unexpectedly strong
Post by: Socks on March 03, 2008, 08:40:05 PM
Quote from: Clucky et al. on March 03, 2008, 08:02:17 PM
well at least she can boar many children for being that strong

you should marry her


Arm strength and childbirth? Help me out here...