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Title: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on March 01, 2008, 07:48:31 AM
It's because of the hair in my pooper, how do I get it out?

It hurts like a bitch if I try to pull it.
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Selkie on March 01, 2008, 07:49:49 AM
um....q-tip?
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on March 01, 2008, 07:50:34 AM
Quote from: Selkie on March 01, 2008, 07:49:49 AM
um....q-tip?
It's hard.
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: superclucky on March 01, 2008, 07:54:19 AM
Hair? In my anus? ITS MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on March 01, 2008, 07:56:10 AM
Quote from: Clucky et al. on March 01, 2008, 07:54:19 AM
Hair? In my anus? ITS MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK
THIS IS ABOUT MY ANUS YOU SELF CENTERED SLUT!
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: superclucky on March 01, 2008, 08:09:44 AM
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on March 01, 2008, 07:56:10 AM
THIS IS ABOUT MY ANUS YOU SELF CENTERED SLUT!
this is why there's shit stuck in there
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Socks on March 01, 2008, 08:10:13 AM
Quote from: Clucky et al. on March 01, 2008, 08:09:44 AM
this is why there's shit stuck in there


LOL
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on March 01, 2008, 08:19:44 AM
Quote from: Clucky et al. on March 01, 2008, 08:09:44 AM
this is why there's shit stuck in there
 

That was a good one, holy shit I lol'd.
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Nyerp on March 01, 2008, 10:23:41 AM
laxatives
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Commander Fuckass on March 01, 2008, 11:37:51 AM
My semen is stuck in Clucky's anus.
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on March 01, 2008, 12:46:54 PM
prunes
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Nyerp on March 01, 2008, 12:54:17 PM
orgasms
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: rreeppttaarr on March 01, 2008, 02:27:12 PM
enema
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Wrench on March 01, 2008, 02:28:09 PM
I shit out my my mouth personally.
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: ME## on March 01, 2008, 02:30:53 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on March 01, 2008, 02:28:09 PM
I shit out my my mouth personally.


What a lovely mental image.
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Nyerp on March 01, 2008, 02:32:01 PM
Quote from: ME86 on March 01, 2008, 02:30:53 PM
What a lovely mental image.

Not if you eat through your ass.
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Wrench on March 01, 2008, 02:32:58 PM
Quote from: ME86 on March 01, 2008, 02:30:53 PM
What a lovely mental image.

South Park, anyone?
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Hiro on March 01, 2008, 02:33:52 PM
Why do you have shit on you whilst on the computer?  befuddlement
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Samus Aran on March 01, 2008, 02:34:29 PM
Quote from: WrenchNinja on March 01, 2008, 02:32:58 PM
South Park, anyone?


Of course. I remember that episode.
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on March 01, 2008, 02:40:24 PM
The subject at hand motherfuckers, the subject at hand.

I still have that piece of shit in my anus.
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Nyerp on March 01, 2008, 02:42:18 PM
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on March 01, 2008, 02:40:24 PM
The subject at hand motherfuckers, the subject at hand.

I still have that piece of shit in my anus.

Use toilet paper and dig it out. ugly;
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on March 01, 2008, 02:43:49 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on March 01, 2008, 02:42:18 PM
Use toilet paper and dig it out. ugly;
Jesus fucking christ that'd hurt, it's attached to the hairs and it's HARD!
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Nyerp on March 01, 2008, 02:44:22 PM
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on March 01, 2008, 02:43:49 PM
Jesus fucking christ that'd hurt, it's attached to the hairs and it's HARD!

eat more fiber
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: YPrrrr on March 01, 2008, 02:47:32 PM
Holy shit this thread sucks
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on March 01, 2008, 02:49:48 PM
do none of you care about the condition of my anus?
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Nyerp on March 01, 2008, 02:50:18 PM
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on March 01, 2008, 02:49:48 PM
do none of you care about the condition of my anus?

no
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: don't let's on March 01, 2008, 02:55:53 PM
Use a plunger.
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: ME## on March 01, 2008, 02:57:05 PM
Not really.


Like Nyerp said, stop being a little pussy and rip it out with a piece of toilet paper, it's not going to hurt you.  baddood;
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Wrench on March 01, 2008, 02:59:36 PM
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on March 01, 2008, 02:43:49 PM
Jesus fucking christ that'd hurt, it's attached to the hairs and it's HARD!

what about my penus
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on March 01, 2008, 03:00:22 PM
Quote from: ME86 on March 01, 2008, 02:57:05 PM
Not really.


Like Nyerp said, stop being a little pussy and rip it out with a piece of toilet paper, it's not going to hurt you.  baddood;
gonk;
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on March 01, 2008, 03:07:06 PM
I took a second look at this thread and my boner went straight down. edumacate;
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Selkie on March 01, 2008, 03:44:05 PM
CUT THE FUCKING HAIR IT'S ATTACHED TO FOR GOD'S SAKE
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on March 01, 2008, 03:54:01 PM
Quote from: Selkie on March 01, 2008, 03:44:05 PM
CUT THE FUCKING HAIR IT'S ATTACHED TO FOR GOD'S SAKE
I can't find my knife. And I shat part of it out earlier, then I turned on the shower pulled the hairs out and washed my hands while dumping pieces of shit in the drain. O_0
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Nyerp on March 01, 2008, 03:54:56 PM
Quote from: Cameron the Smash Fag on March 01, 2008, 03:54:01 PM
I can't find my knife. And I shat part of it out earlier, then I turned on the shower pulled the hairs out and washed my hands while dumping pieces of shit in the drain. O_0

...please go on.
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Pyrate on March 01, 2008, 03:55:12 PM
This thread gave me diarrhea.
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on March 01, 2008, 03:55:44 PM
Quote from: Nyerp on March 01, 2008, 03:54:56 PM
...please go on.
And then I rolled up toilet paper and stuck it up my ass.

it's actually quite comfortable while sitting.
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Full Metal Ryder on March 01, 2008, 03:56:04 PM
Quote from: Pyrate on March 01, 2008, 03:55:12 PM
This thread gave me diarrhea.
Hi Pyrate wub;
Title: Re: There's a piece of shit stuck in my ass
Post by: Daddy on March 01, 2008, 05:51:45 PM
This thread makes me want to commit genocide.