These 2 guys were live wrestling for the class. Then me and everybody in the class laughed because one wrestler had a boner.
Also, this class is for only males... baddood;
one day i didn't wear a pad and it leaked
When I get mad to the point I want to cry, I also have an erection for some odd raisin.
And a girl once puked in history, but it sounded like wet farts, and we thought the brown chunky stuff on the ground was cow feces. It was her thick, nasty vomit.
Quote from: Lawlz on February 29, 2008, 06:15:15 PM
When I get mad to the point I want to cry, I also have an erection for some odd raisin.
And a girl once puked in history, but it sounded like wet farts, and we thought the brown chunky stuff on the ground was cow feces. It was her thick, nasty vomit.
I haven't seen anybody threw up in a long time, at school. The last one I saw was from Elementary School...
Quote from: Original_MIB on February 29, 2008, 06:17:12 PM
I haven't seen anybody threw up in a long time, at school. The last one I saw was from Elementary School...
And I doubt you've been thrown up on, like I have. spam;
TIME FOR THE GREATEST STORY OF ALL TIME
It was 7th grade, and I was walking upstairs with a girl after band class. On the second floor, we see some crazy kid running down the hallway with an open can of Pringles in his hand. There are quite a number of people in this hallway.
Anyway, the kid continues running down, towards s, flailing his arms like a maniac. Suddenly, he trips over someone or something, and flies across the hall. He landed right in front of an ope classroom, and there were Pringles everywhere. He just laid there, face flat, on the floor. I didn't see him get up.
The entire hallway was roaring with laughter. I almost died of stomach pains. The girl I was with couldn't stop laughing either. I still laugh at that to this day. girl;
I think that was the funniest moment of middle school ever.
Quote from: Lawlz on February 29, 2008, 06:17:41 PM
And I doubt you've been thrown up on, like I have. spam;
Umm.. I threw up on mself, does that count?
Also, why the spam; ?
One time I fell out of my chair in science. :'(
Also, some kid was supposedly caught masturbating in a restroom. maps;
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on February 29, 2008, 06:18:11 PM
TIME FOR THE GREATEST STORY OF ALL TIME
It was 7th grade, and I was walking upstairs with a girl after band class. On the second floor, we see some crazy kid running down the hallway with an open can of Pringles in his hand. There are quite a number of people in this hallway.
Anyway, the kid continues running down, towards s, flailing his arms like a maniac. Suddenly, he trips over someone or something, and flies across the hall. He landed right in front of an ope classroom, and there were Pringles everywhere. He just laid there, face flat, on the floor. I didn't see him get up.
The entire hallway was roaring with laughter. I almost died of stomach pains. The girl I was with couldn't stop laughing either. I still laugh at that to this day. girl;
I think that was the funniest moment of middle school ever.
That was awfully weak.
Oh, and we caught a security guard masturbating the other day. doodella;
Quote from: ME86 on February 29, 2008, 06:19:01 PM
One time I fell out of my chair in science. :'(
Also, some kid was supposedly caught masturbating in a restroom. maps;
I found a condom by a nearby park by my school.
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on February 29, 2008, 06:20:18 PM
Oh, and we caught a security guard masturbating the other day. doodella;
How?
Quote from: Original_MIB on February 29, 2008, 06:21:12 PM
I found a condom by a nearby park by my school.
I found a condom in front of someone's locker. Today. meaty cocks
I'm as graceful as a swan so I don't have accidents.
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on February 29, 2008, 06:21:54 PM
I found a condom in front of someone's locker. Today. meaty cocks
I didn't have school today. befuddlement
Also,
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on February 29, 2008, 06:20:18 PM
Oh, and we caught a security guard masturbating the other day. doodella;
How?
In 8th grade we went on a ski trip for 3 days. We had to share rooms. It was about 4 to a room. I had the top bunk. The annoying fat kid that everyone hates had the lower one. I wake up in the middle of the night and see my friend on the other side of the room pointing to the fat kid. He's watching his iPod video and masturbating. I almost fell off the bed laughing. The next day we told everyone.
Yup.
Quote from: Tri4se on February 29, 2008, 06:23:46 PM
In 8th grade we went on a ski trip for 3 days. We had to share rooms. It was about 4 to a room. I had the top bunk. The annoying fat kid that everyone hates had the lower one. I wake up in the middle of the night and see my friend on the other side of the room pointing to the fat kid. He's watching his iPod video and masturbating. I almost fell off the bed laughing. The next day we told everyone.
Yup.
Oh God, I laughed IRL.
Quote from: Original_MIB on February 29, 2008, 06:21:31 PM
How?
I left my book in the front office after making a call home (no cellphone), and the door was locked, so I couldn't get back in to get it back. So I left for a while, came back, and the door was still locked. The lights were off, and the only light you could see was coming from the computer. In front of the computer was a guard staring at it intensely with a big smile on his face. He was making some strange movements with his hand over his penis...
Then I realized he was masturbating. My friend and I were scarred for life. :(
I had to go in the next day to get my book back. lul
Quote from: Tri4se on February 29, 2008, 06:23:46 PM
In 8th grade we went on a ski trip for 3 days. We had to share rooms. It was about 4 to a room. I had the top bunk. The annoying fat kid that everyone hates had the lower one. I wake up in the middle of the night and see my friend on the other side of the room pointing to the fat kid. He's watching his iPod video and masturbating. I almost fell off the bed laughing. The next day we told everyone.
Yup.
I laughed. doodella;
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on February 29, 2008, 06:25:40 PM
I left my book in the front office after making a call home (no cellphone), and the door was locked, so I couldn't get back in to get it back. So I left for a while, came back, and the door was still locked. The lights were off, and the only light you could see was coming from the computer. In front of the computer was a guard staring at it intensely with a big smile on his face. He was making some strange movements with his hand over his penis...
Then I realized he was masturbating. My friend and I were scarred for life. :(
I had to go in the next day to get my book back. lul
I lol'd when you said he had a big smile.
So anyways, I heard some moans in one of those little toilet cubicles in the restroom before.
I'm never shitting in school.
One time in eigth grade some fags were playing football in the parking lot.
Stuff happened.
Kid loses tooth, which was found jammed in other kid's head.
Rowdy kids. :|
Quote from: Nyerp on February 29, 2008, 06:32:49 PM
One time in eigth grade some fags were playing football in the parking lot.
Stuff happened.
Kid loses tooth, which was found jammed in other kid's head.
Rowdy kids. :|
I'm going to be laughing for days. doodella;
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on February 29, 2008, 06:33:27 PM
I'm going to be laughing for days. doodella;
you find my life amusing? :|
Oh and in 8th grade my "friends" decided to tell the girl I liked that I wanted to fuck her in the ass, and watch her fart the cum out. caterpie;
Quote from: Tri4se on February 29, 2008, 06:36:22 PM
Oh and in 8th grade my "friends" decided to tell the girl I liked that I wanted to fuck her in the ass, and watch her fart the cum out. caterpie;
I laughed.
Quote from: JMV290 on February 29, 2008, 06:22:01 PM
I'm as graceful as a swan so I don't have accidents.
*Cough* Eyebrow *Cough*.
I hit another car on the way to school because I was in a hurry. >.<
Quote from: Socks on February 29, 2008, 08:43:52 PM
*Cough* Eyebrow *Cough*.
did u read the ugly duckling