no skills, no friends, no life. But I got a girlfriend
and everyone is annoyed by me. Everyone.
And that punch in my icon is my trademark, I do that all the time.
I can be your friend. :3
At least you're not in denial.
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 26, 2008, 12:35:06 PM
So wanna hang out?
eh sure?
hey you a dude or a chick? just wondering.
help me
Quote from: Hiro on February 26, 2008, 12:35:50 PM
eh sure?
hey you a dude or a chick? just wondering.
Male. doodthing;
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 26, 2008, 12:38:33 PM
Male. doodthing;
okay cool, what I thought. Just makin' sure. I wasn't gonna go look for a girlfriend or anything, I got one. But she doesn't seem to like me anymore......
Quote from: Hiro on February 26, 2008, 12:40:56 PM
okay cool, what I thought. Just makin' sure. I wasn't gonna go look for a girlfriend or anything, I got one. But she doesn't seem to like me anymore......
break up with her.
Is she hot?
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 26, 2008, 12:42:57 PM
break up with her.
Is she hot?
she's good looking, and I love her, but she just seems uninterested and not nice. And when I ask her what's wrong she says she doesn't get me and idk, it's probably me. edumacate;
Quote from: Hiro on February 26, 2008, 12:45:26 PM
she's good looking, and I love her, but she just seems uninterested and not nice. And when I ask her what's wrong she says she doesn't get me and idk, it's probably me. edumacate;
Buy her steak.
Quote from: Hiro on February 26, 2008, 12:45:26 PM
she's good looking, and I love her, but she just seems uninterested and not nice. And when I ask her what's wrong she says she doesn't get me and idk, it's probably me. edumacate;
Stick it in her pooper
I asked her what she was doing when I got out of school, and she said hanging with friends, and she didn't invite me and I never get to do that kinda stuff and I asked her why I wasn't invited and she said it's my fault I'm not there. So she got mad at me and I was confused and she didn't want to talk but then I asked her how it was goin and she said fine and then she just stopped talking........
Quote from: Hiro on February 26, 2008, 12:48:23 PM
I asked her what she was doing when I got out of school, and she said hanging with friends, and she didn't invite me and I never get to do that kinda stuff and I asked her why I wasn't invited and she said it's my fault I'm not there. So she got mad at me and I was confused and she didn't want to talk but then I asked her how it was goin and she said fine and then she just stopped talking........
Quote from: JMV290 on February 26, 2008, 12:46:50 PM
Buy her steak.
Quote from: Hiro on February 26, 2008, 12:48:23 PM
I asked her what she was doing when I got out of school, and she said hanging with friends, and she didn't invite me and I never get to do that kinda stuff and I asked her why I wasn't invited and she said it's my fault I'm not there. So she got mad at me and I was confused and she didn't want to talk but then I asked her how it was goin and she said fine and then she just stopped talking........
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 26, 2008, 12:48:00 PM
Stick it in her pooper
Quote from: JMV290 on February 26, 2008, 12:46:50 PM
Buy her steak.
no money. And when I do nice things for her she says it's fine but then she loves other things and when I'm with her she talks to everyone else and says I'm being anti social and insults my manliness. And she used to love me but now when I say I love her she says okay. And then when I get sad and ask why she's upset she gets mad at me and acts like I'm mad at her for no reason.
Quote from: Hiro on February 26, 2008, 12:53:06 PM
baddood;
You've never even kissed her, have you? doodthing; She isn't pleased, clearly.
Last time I checked girls didn't go out with people they hated so I'm questioning the validity of your claims
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 26, 2008, 12:53:33 PM
You've never even kissed her, have you? doodthing; She isn't pleased, clearly.
I have, a lot.... and lately she doesn't want me to kiss her.
Quote from: Hiro on February 26, 2008, 12:54:27 PM
I have, a lot.... and lately she doesn't want me to kiss her.
No sex? Take it to the next level. Show her that you aren't boring as hell before she leaves your ass.
Rule No 1. Never chase. Keep what dignity you have.
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 26, 2008, 12:55:21 PM
No sex? Take it to the next level. Show her that you aren't boring as hell before she leaves your ass.
neither of us are ready for sex......
Quote from: Title on February 26, 2008, 12:54:01 PM
Last time I checked girls didn't go out with people they hated so I'm questioning the validity of your claims
she doesn't hate me, she just seems to not like me. She used to love me...
Quote from: Hiro on February 26, 2008, 12:56:44 PM
neither of us are ready for sex......
Buy her dinner, take her on a date, movies? Damn, nig
ga, I wouldn't date your ass.
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 26, 2008, 12:58:13 PM
Buy her dinner, take her on a date, movies? Damn, nigga, I wouldn't date your ass.
No one would even go near you, so I don't think you should be giving advice here.
bcuz ur a maget
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 26, 2008, 12:58:13 PM
Buy her dinner, take her on a date, movies? Damn, nigga, I wouldn't date your ass.
I have NO money. NONE. I come over to her house sometimes and we make out, but not recently...
Quote from: Elep on February 26, 2008, 12:58:55 PM
No one would even go near you, so I don't think you should be giving advice here.
faggot, fuck you.
Quote from: Hiro on February 26, 2008, 12:59:29 PM
I have NO money. NONE. I come over to her house sometimes and we make out, but not recently...
No one wants a broke nig
ga.
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 26, 2008, 01:00:51 PM
faggot, fuck you.No one wants a broke nigga.
No one wants you.
Quote from: Elep on February 26, 2008, 01:01:13 PM
No one wants you.
LMAO. Show interest in other girls, she might realize that your nuts aren't in her purse anymore and start to catch feelings.
She breaks up with you = Win.
You are interested in other girls = Win.
You are single = Win.
You get a new girl = Win.
Nothing happens = Win.
but i gots no other friends.
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 26, 2008, 01:05:11 PM
I get plenty of women.
I'll need pictures of you with said women; Aunt Jemima photoshopped in doesn't count.
Quote from: Socks on February 26, 2008, 01:04:16 PM
LMAO. Show interest in other girls, she might realize that your nuts aren't in her purse anymore and start to catch feelings.
She breaks up with you = Win.
You are interested in other girls = Win.
You are single = Win.
You get a new girl = Win.
Nothing happens = Win.
what is fail
Quote from: Elep on February 26, 2008, 01:10:45 PM
I'll need pictures of you with said women; Aunt Jemima photoshopped in doesn't count.
lol brb
Quote from: Title on February 26, 2008, 01:11:39 PM
what is fail
Letting a girl lock up your nuts, feeling pathetic and useless and with no dignity while she has fun regardless = Fatality.
Quote from: Socks on February 26, 2008, 01:14:09 PM
Letting a girl lock up your nuts, feeling pathetic and useless and with no dignity while she has fun regardless = Fatality.
:( ..............................I was that way before her too.
If she does break up with me, I'll go back to how I was last year, eating lunch by myself....
Quote from: Hiro on February 26, 2008, 01:18:19 PM
If she does break up with me, I'll go back to how I was last year, eating lunch by myself....
Stop feeling bad for yourself you little bitch.
Quote from: Hiro on February 26, 2008, 01:18:19 PM
If she does break up with me, I'll go back to how I was last year, eating lunch by myself....
... doodthing; You have a girlfriend but no friends to talk about her with? O_0
Quote from: Socks on February 26, 2008, 12:56:17 PM
Rule No 1. Never chase. Keep what dignity you have.
Listen to Socks
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 26, 2008, 01:20:28 PM
... doodthing; You have a girlfriend but no friends to talk about her with? O_0
nope.
Quote from: Elep on February 26, 2008, 01:20:12 PM
Stop feeling bad for yourself you little bitch.
that's why I fail moar.
Quote from: Hiro on February 26, 2008, 01:20:57 PM
nope.
How do you go from ronery to gf in one swoop without any platonic relationships?
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 26, 2008, 01:22:16 PM
How do you go from ronery to gf in one swoop without any platonic relationships?
she was in my english last year and then this year I decided to sit with her so I wouldn't be alone, and then we started going out.
Quote from: Socks on February 26, 2008, 01:23:33 PM
You're being pathetic.
yep. Now she's hanging out alone with a girl that likes her, and she can go either way, and she's saying how nice the girl is. :(
whoa
Quote from: Hiro on February 26, 2008, 01:25:25 PM
yep. Now she's hanging out alone with a girl that likes her, and she can go either way, and she's saying how nice the girl is. :(
Your girlfriend is a lesbian? O_0
Quote from: Hiro on February 26, 2008, 01:25:25 PM
yep. Now she's hanging out alone with a girl that likes her, and she can go either way, and she's saying how nice the girl is. :(
THREE WAY
Also, there are no "Hot" and "Popular" lesbians. all the ones you see in pornos aren't really lesbians.
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 26, 2008, 01:26:26 PM
Your girlfriend is a lesbian? O_0
kinda. She used to be, but she said she was never into girls, she just went out with them because they were nice.
This little bitch's story is getting slightly less believable with each post.
Quote from: Title on February 26, 2008, 01:32:20 PM
This little bitch's story is getting slightly less believable with each post.
I agree completely.
How goes Title?
Damn, he sucks at storytelling too..
Conclusion: Hiro is making this shit up.
Guys I swear this is true! I said :( to her and she said "Oh my god" and she doesn't want to answer questions and she said she doesn't understand me or why I'm sad or anything. She thinks everything's fine. She's not interested in the girl. I'll try to find proof that this is real...
Quote from: Hiro on February 26, 2008, 01:38:23 PM
Guys I swear this is true! I said :( to her and she said "Oh my god" and she doesn't want to answer questions and she said she doesn't understand me or why I'm sad or anything. She thinks everything's fine. She's not interested in the girl. I'll try to find proof that this is real...
Get proof.
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 26, 2008, 01:38:56 PM
Get proof.
here ya go:
http://hs.facebook.com/profile.php?id=675906464
and the girl is Carly. She's a member here, sothief. And I think we're good now, leave her alone.
If only someone had listened to me when I said lock...
Yeah okay, I'm done whining. It's all good I suppose. Cept I still have no friends 'sides her. and I lack money or skills. But it's good. powerofone;
Quote from: Hiro on February 26, 2008, 01:43:20 PM
here ya go:
http://hs.facebook.com/profile.php?id=675906464
and the girl is Carly. She's a member here, sothief. And I think we're good now, leave her alone.
I'd hit it. Post pics of her.
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 26, 2008, 01:46:36 PM
I'd hit it. Post pics of her.
I have none, and I have no clue why. But you see her and she's good lookin, eh? Proof enough?
Quote from: Hiro on February 26, 2008, 01:47:29 PM
I have none, and I have no clue why. But you see her and she's good lookin, eh? Proof enough?
Not the best. Alright, I guess. I need more pics to judge completely.
What are you guys looking at?
I just get linked to the facebook profile of some grant guy.
Quote from: JMV290 on February 26, 2008, 01:48:53 PM
What are you guys looking at?
I just get linked to the facebook profile of some grant guy.
http://www.facebook.com/people/Carly_Alton/683333825
her.
Quote from: Title on February 26, 2008, 01:46:13 PM
Good. You?
Pretty good, tired of the fucking rain.
I miss the summer.
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 26, 2008, 01:48:13 PM
Not the best. Alright, I guess. I need more pics to judge completely.
Okay..... I got none, and she's pretty to me. She wasn't trying to be mean, I would just whine about nothing and she would be like wth and I'd just get sadder. So I stop it.
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 26, 2008, 01:49:44 PM
http://www.facebook.com/people/Carly_Alton/683333825
her.
I see no visible physical features that would attract the opposite sex. bassir;
Quote from: Elep on February 26, 2008, 01:51:28 PM
I see no visible physical features that would attract the opposite sex. bassir;
She has a cute face.
Quote from: Elep on February 26, 2008, 01:51:28 PM
I see no visible physical features that would attract the opposite sex. bassir;
I don't have nudies of her or anything....
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 26, 2008, 01:51:59 PM
She has a cute face.
Not really, she's chubby, and looks like she's a boring person.
Whatever, it doesn't help that I'm several years older.
Quote from: Elep on February 26, 2008, 01:52:50 PM
Not really, she's chubby, and looks like she's a boring person.
Whatever, it doesn't help that I'm several years older.
Cute, not like I'd fuck it.
Quote from: JMV290 on February 26, 2008, 01:48:53 PM
What are you guys looking at?
I just get linked to the facebook profile of some grant guy.
I am that Grant guy, THAT'S WHY WE HAVE THE SAME DISPLAY ICON. AMAZING
It was to show you I didn't just find some girl.
She has a boring, generic look. doodthing;
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 26, 2008, 01:53:36 PM
Cute, not like I'd fuck it.
Have you actually "fucked" anything? It's always the ones that throw the word around.
Quote from: Socks on February 26, 2008, 01:55:41 PM
Have you actually "fucked" anything? It's always the ones that throw the word around.
His right hand.
Quote from: Socks on February 26, 2008, 01:55:41 PM
Have you actually "fucked" anything? It's always the ones that throw the word around.
doodthing;
Quote from: Elep on February 26, 2008, 01:52:50 PM
Not really, she's chubby, and looks like she's a boring person.
Whatever, it doesn't help that I'm several years older.
That's a bad pic of her, she's not really chubby, and definitely not boring. She's really cool. We're good now.
Quote from: Socks on February 26, 2008, 01:55:41 PM
Have you actually "fucked" anything? It's always the ones that throw the word around.
lol nice. powerofone;
Quote from: Socks on February 26, 2008, 01:55:41 PM
Have you actually "fucked" anything? It's always the ones that throw the word around.
(http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/3292/flycatcherzf3.jpg)
you guys were kinda right, the problem was that I was being emo for no reason. But if I don't act sad, she's happy, which makes me happy. toot; sweat;
Quote from: Hiro on February 26, 2008, 02:01:39 PM
you guys were kinda right, the problem was that I was being emo for no reason. But if I don't act sad, she's happy, which makes me happy. toot; sweat;
exactly. cheer up.
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 26, 2008, 02:03:16 PM
exactly. cheer up.
Yay! Okay, now the friends thing, and money, they my only probs. The skills is just me being lazy. But I have half-friends. Won't get money ever though, nothing I can do about it.
Well, now she's saying she's unhappy with us. So................................ god dammit what is there in this life?