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Title: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: Pele on February 25, 2008, 12:29:27 PM
Quick I have to learn in 5 minutes, help.  gonk;
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: NOA_Haunted on February 25, 2008, 12:31:12 PM
Get a baseball bat and shove it up your urethra.
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: Socks on February 25, 2008, 12:31:22 PM
Tennis For Dummies (http://www.e-tennis.org/infohowtoplaytennis.html)

And I'll just add that it's pretty easy and boring (unless you're trying too hard).

Title: Re: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: Tomboh on February 25, 2008, 12:31:33 PM
you cant use your hands so you have to stick raquet handle up ass and then hit the ball through the hoop.
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: Pele on February 25, 2008, 12:32:06 PM
Quote from: Socks on February 25, 2008, 12:31:22 PM
Tennis For Dummies (http://www.e-tennis.org/infohowtoplaytennis.html)

And I'll just add that it's pretty easy and boring (unless you're trying too hard).



I wanna serve it like 90 miles an hour and hit someone about 24 feet away.

I NEED ACCURACY
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: Socks on February 25, 2008, 12:33:55 PM
Quote from: Elep on February 25, 2008, 12:32:06 PM
I wanna serve it like 90 miles an hour and hit someone about 24 feet away.

I NEED ACCURACY


You need this...
(http://www.fitness-sports.co.uk/images/item-TNTM-2.jpg)

Happy Hunting.
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: superclucky on February 25, 2008, 12:33:56 PM
r u sum retard |:
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: Socks on February 25, 2008, 12:39:00 PM
Quote from: Clucky et al. on February 25, 2008, 12:33:56 PM
r u sum retard |:


Must be...
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: Daddy on February 25, 2008, 12:41:28 PM
I'M GOOD AT TENNIS.


I WON
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: Feynman on February 25, 2008, 12:49:01 PM
Try Wii Sports tennis.
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: Samus Aran on February 25, 2008, 01:00:14 PM
Tennis is hard.  :(
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: Daddy on February 25, 2008, 01:00:46 PM
Quote from: Kazarus on February 25, 2008, 01:00:14 PM
Tennis is hard.  :(
If you run slow.
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: Socks on February 25, 2008, 01:06:02 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on February 25, 2008, 01:00:46 PM
If you run slow.


And can't see well.
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: Samus Aran on February 25, 2008, 01:11:48 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on February 25, 2008, 01:00:46 PM
If you run slow.


I kinda do. Not really slow though. More of the problem is in my serving. I suck at it massively...I have a hard time aiming correctly and using a good amount of power.
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: Daddy on February 25, 2008, 01:16:24 PM
Quote from: Kazarus on February 25, 2008, 01:11:48 PM
I kinda do. Not really slow though. More of the problem is in my serving. I suck at it massively...I have a hard time aiming correctly and using a good amount of power.
im cool at it
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: Samus Aran on February 25, 2008, 01:19:16 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on February 25, 2008, 01:16:24 PM
im cool at it


oh

i only play it every once in a while in the summer with my friend Kevin
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: Daddy on February 25, 2008, 01:20:01 PM
Quote from: Kazarus on February 25, 2008, 01:19:16 PM
oh

i only play it every once in a while in the summer with my friend Kevin
isuckpenis
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: YPrrrr on February 25, 2008, 02:53:25 PM
I'm pretty good at tennis,  but my serve is nowhere near 90 mph. Like 60 I guess
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: Pele on February 25, 2008, 03:11:03 PM
I was destroyed by the chick I was playing, it was no fair.  >.<
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: YPrrrr on February 25, 2008, 03:14:38 PM
Quote from: Elep on February 25, 2008, 03:11:03 PM
I was destroyed by the chick I was playing, it was no fair.  >.<
LOL powerofone;

Yeah, I've lost to girls too... I can beat the #1 girl on their team, but I lost to her sister, who's in middle school... she's a monster.
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: Pele on February 25, 2008, 03:19:51 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on February 25, 2008, 03:14:38 PM
LOL powerofone;

Yeah, I've lost to girls too... I can beat the #1 girl on their team, but I lost to her sister, who's in middle school... she's a monster.

This chick was like 6th in Jersey or something, I had no chance. caterpie;
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: YPrrrr on February 25, 2008, 03:21:42 PM
Quote from: Elep on February 25, 2008, 03:19:51 PM
This chick was like 6th in Jersey or something, I had no chance. caterpie;
Did you manage to win any games?
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: Pele on February 25, 2008, 03:23:25 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on February 25, 2008, 03:21:42 PM
Did you manage to win any games?

I won like 2, but she swept me otherwise.

Good thing we were just playing for fun.
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: Ezloﺕ on February 25, 2008, 03:42:35 PM
should be easy unless you're facing federer

or if you're facing sharapova, whose shrieks will destroy your ear drums
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: Socks on February 25, 2008, 04:23:41 PM
Quote from: Ezlo4 on February 25, 2008, 03:42:35 PM
should be easy unless you're facing federer

or if you're facing sharapova, whose shrieks will destroy your ear drums


More like manish moans...
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: strongbad on February 25, 2008, 06:01:14 PM
I'm on my school's varcity tennis team  doodella;
I suck though. It's just that our school has no people who like tennis.
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: Houdini on February 25, 2008, 06:17:45 PM
You hit a fuzzy green ball with a racket until you win.
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: strongbad on February 25, 2008, 06:36:48 PM
Quote from: Houdini on February 25, 2008, 06:17:45 PM
You hit a fuzzy green ball with a racket until you win.

You forgot about the love
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: Houdini on February 25, 2008, 07:02:13 PM
Quote from: Strongbad007 on February 25, 2008, 06:36:48 PM
You forgot about the love
What?
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: me003 on February 25, 2008, 11:13:13 PM
I play varsity tennis. Yes, I realize it's a semi-lame sport, but I like the lack of competitive spirit from both the coach and the team. So we run around the courts once (no mile conditioning bullshit), then practice. And it doesn't interfere with weekends at all. Games are on Tuesdays and Thursdays, practice mon, wed, fri, and any tue. or thu. that we don't have games. Oh and it starts in Winter so half the practices and games get canceled due to rain.

That and I have a few friends that also play, and I like the game in general. Considering I'm getting good at it.
Title: Re: HOW DO YOU PLAY TENNIS
Post by: strongbad on February 26, 2008, 06:17:16 AM
Quote from: MethreE on February 25, 2008, 11:13:13 PM
I play varsity tennis. Yes, I realize it's a semi-lame sport, but I like the lack of competitive spirit from both the coach and the team. So we run around the courts once (no mile conditioning bullshit), then practice. And it doesn't interfere with weekends at all. Games are on Tuesdays and Thursdays, practice mon, wed, fri, and any tue. or thu. that we don't have games. Oh and it starts in Winter so half the practices and games get canceled due to rain.

That and I have a few friends that also play, and I like the game in general. Considering I'm getting good at it.

That's the exact same story for me.
Lets play; I'll kick your ass  doodella;