Quick I have to learn in 5 minutes, help. gonk;
Get a baseball bat and shove it up your urethra.
Tennis For Dummies (http://www.e-tennis.org/infohowtoplaytennis.html)
And I'll just add that it's pretty easy and boring (unless you're trying too hard).
you cant use your hands so you have to stick raquet handle up ass and then hit the ball through the hoop.
Quote from: Socks on February 25, 2008, 12:31:22 PM
Tennis For Dummies (http://www.e-tennis.org/infohowtoplaytennis.html)
And I'll just add that it's pretty easy and boring (unless you're trying too hard).
I wanna serve it like 90 miles an hour and hit someone about 24 feet away.
I NEED ACCURACY
Quote from: Elep on February 25, 2008, 12:32:06 PM
I wanna serve it like 90 miles an hour and hit someone about 24 feet away.
I NEED ACCURACY
You need this...
(http://www.fitness-sports.co.uk/images/item-TNTM-2.jpg)
Happy Hunting.
r u sum retard |:
I'M GOOD AT TENNIS.
I WON
Try Wii Sports tennis.
Tennis is hard. :(
Quote from: JMV290 on February 25, 2008, 01:00:46 PM
If you run slow.
I kinda do. Not really slow though. More of the problem is in my serving. I suck at it massively...I have a hard time aiming correctly and using a good amount of power.
Quote from: Kazarus on February 25, 2008, 01:11:48 PM
I kinda do. Not really slow though. More of the problem is in my serving. I suck at it massively...I have a hard time aiming correctly and using a good amount of power.
im cool at it
Quote from: JMV290 on February 25, 2008, 01:16:24 PM
im cool at it
oh
i only play it every once in a while in the summer with my friend Kevin
Quote from: Kazarus on February 25, 2008, 01:19:16 PM
oh
i only play it every once in a while in the summer with my friend Kevin
isuckpenis
I'm pretty good at tennis, but my serve is nowhere near 90 mph. Like 60 I guess
I was destroyed by the chick I was playing, it was no fair. >.<
Quote from: Elep on February 25, 2008, 03:11:03 PM
I was destroyed by the chick I was playing, it was no fair. >.<
LOL powerofone;
Yeah, I've lost to girls too... I can beat the #1 girl on their team, but I lost to her sister, who's in middle school... she's a monster.
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on February 25, 2008, 03:14:38 PM
LOL powerofone;
Yeah, I've lost to girls too... I can beat the #1 girl on their team, but I lost to her sister, who's in middle school... she's a monster.
This chick was like 6th in Jersey or something, I had no chance. caterpie;
Quote from: Elep on February 25, 2008, 03:19:51 PM
This chick was like 6th in Jersey or something, I had no chance. caterpie;
Did you manage to win any games?
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on February 25, 2008, 03:21:42 PM
Did you manage to win any games?
I won like 2, but she swept me otherwise.
Good thing we were just playing for fun.
should be easy unless you're facing federer
or if you're facing sharapova, whose shrieks will destroy your ear drums
Quote from: Ezlo4 on February 25, 2008, 03:42:35 PM
should be easy unless you're facing federer
or if you're facing sharapova, whose shrieks will destroy your ear drums
More like manish moans...
I'm on my school's varcity tennis team doodella;
I suck though. It's just that our school has no people who like tennis.
You hit a fuzzy green ball with a racket until you win.
Quote from: Houdini on February 25, 2008, 06:17:45 PM
You hit a fuzzy green ball with a racket until you win.
You forgot about the love
I play varsity tennis. Yes, I realize it's a semi-lame sport, but I like the lack of competitive spirit from both the coach and the team. So we run around the courts once (no mile conditioning bullshit), then practice. And it doesn't interfere with weekends at all. Games are on Tuesdays and Thursdays, practice mon, wed, fri, and any tue. or thu. that we don't have games. Oh and it starts in Winter so half the practices and games get canceled due to rain.
That and I have a few friends that also play, and I like the game in general. Considering I'm getting good at it.
Quote from: MethreE on February 25, 2008, 11:13:13 PM
I play varsity tennis. Yes, I realize it's a semi-lame sport, but I like the lack of competitive spirit from both the coach and the team. So we run around the courts once (no mile conditioning bullshit), then practice. And it doesn't interfere with weekends at all. Games are on Tuesdays and Thursdays, practice mon, wed, fri, and any tue. or thu. that we don't have games. Oh and it starts in Winter so half the practices and games get canceled due to rain.
That and I have a few friends that also play, and I like the game in general. Considering I'm getting good at it.
That's the exact same story for me.
Lets play; I'll kick your ass doodella;