I was just eating some slices of bread and looked over to get another slice when I saw a shitload of flies buzzing around in the bag.
And of course my brother is taking a shit so I can't even spit shit up now.
Spit it into the trash.
Quote from: JMV290 on February 25, 2008, 12:22:48 PM
Spit it into the trash.
Too late. I already swallowed.
Since you have something against putting shit into a can made for putting shit in, you will now have flies living and festering inside your body for eternity.
I'm drinking milk to drown them.
Quote from: Big Tony on February 25, 2008, 12:30:11 PM
I'm drinking milk to drown them.
Your stomach acids pretty much killed them instantly. They're protein mush now...
I haven't seen a fly since summer.
Quote from: Socks on February 25, 2008, 12:32:15 PM
Your stomach acids pretty much killed them instantly. They're protein mush now...
My stomach is moaning a lot now.
Or maybe those are the flies.
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on February 25, 2008, 12:35:46 PM
I haven't seen a fly since summer.
Yeah, they all went to Jamaica.
Quote from: JMV290 on February 25, 2008, 12:43:05 PM
Yeah, they all went to Jamaica.
Or Florida. gonk;
I saw some yesterday.
Quote from: Big Tony on February 25, 2008, 12:42:42 PM
My stomach is moaning a lot now.
Or maybe those are the flies.
Or maybe not.
Quote from: Socks on February 25, 2008, 12:44:27 PM
Or maybe not.
Or maybe they're coming from inside the bedroom.
Quote from: Big Tony on February 25, 2008, 12:45:22 PM
Or maybe they're coming from inside the bedroom.
Or maybe from inside your head.
Why didn't you go to the garbage? doodthing;
Who eats plain bread?
Quote from: Lawlz on February 25, 2008, 01:17:00 PM
Who eats plain bread?
Maybe he was too poor to afford food. doodthing;
...just bread?
Quote from: Big Tony on February 25, 2008, 01:36:23 PM
im too lazy to cook
2 pieces of bread + a piece of meat = actual food. doodthing;
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 25, 2008, 01:37:13 PM
2 pieces of bread + a piece of meat = actual food. doodthing;
no meat
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 25, 2008, 01:42:53 PM
faggot
in that case, ill eat your meat
i like turkey the most
Quote from: Lawlz on February 25, 2008, 01:17:00 PM
Who eats plain bread?
Seriously. I have to at least have butter on it at the very minimum, but I haven't done that in a long time.
Induce vomiting.
THE HIGHLIGHTS OF YOUR POST WERE "SHITLOAD", "SHIT", AND "SHIT".
Quote from: Nyerp on February 26, 2008, 03:52:50 AM
THE HIGHLIGHTS OF YOUR POST WERE "SHITLOAD", "SHIT", AND "SHIT".
Should fit you just fine...
Quote from: Socks on February 26, 2008, 11:17:50 AM
Should fit you just fine...
I was scoffing at his overuse of the word.
Quote from: Nyerp on February 26, 2008, 12:31:51 PM
I was scoffing at his overuse of the word.
And I'm not caring.
Quote from: Lawlz on February 25, 2008, 01:17:00 PM
Who eats plain bread?
If it's bakery bread, I do, because it just tastes better that way. Baguette, for example, is great on its own.
Now, if it's a mass produced square loaf of Wonder Bread, yes, I need butter to choke it down
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on February 26, 2008, 01:52:33 PM
If it's bakery bread, I do, because it just tastes better that way. Baguette, for example, is great on its own.
Now, if it's a mass produced square loaf of Wonder Bread, yes, I need butter to choke it down
It was mass produced whole wheat. It wasn'tWonder bread, though. it was Fiber One. Whatever that is.