i was about to fap and i realised my penis hurts to the touch.
how do i go about fapping without crying at the same time
Don't touch it.
The boner will go away sooner or later, trust me. But to get rid of an erection immediately, I check out my father's library of diagnostic books.
C Mongler I lovee you and it's my birthday yay :3
Have I spread Feltis?
Quote from: samsam on February 22, 2008, 10:13:40 PM
C Mongler I lovee you and it's my birthday yay :3
happy birthday dood
Quote from: samsam on February 22, 2008, 10:13:40 PM
C Mongler I lovee you and it's my birthday yay :3
sup :3
y
Quote from: Title on February 22, 2008, 10:41:15 PM
go to bed
that's what I'm gonna do now.
I think Boyah sexy time should be changed to boyah sleepy time
Since 90% of the time I spend on here, I probably should be in my bed. :(
Quote from: samsam on February 22, 2008, 10:44:01 PM
that's what I'm gonna do now.
I think Boyah sexy time should be changed to boyah sleepy time
Since 90% of the time I spend on here, I probably should be in my bed. :(
I CAN'T TEST TOMMORROW
i love how no one helped poor cmongler with his problem doodthing;
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on February 22, 2008, 10:52:25 PM
i love how no one helped poor cmongler with his problem doodthing;
Oh, I'll help him. yes;
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on February 22, 2008, 10:52:25 PM
i love how no one helped poor cmongler with his problem doodthing;
I would, but I have bigger problems...and there really is no solution.
since it hurts, get it surgically removed doodella;
Quote from: bluaki on February 22, 2008, 11:08:21 PM
since it hurts, get it surgically removed doodella;
I'm going to pay for some one to gang rape you, then forcibly give you a sex change.
Quote from: JMV290 on February 22, 2008, 11:11:04 PM
I'm going to pay for some one to gang rape you, then forcibly give you a sex change.
lol lets glue a penis onto her doodella;
Quote from: JMV290 on February 22, 2008, 11:11:04 PM
I'm going to pay for some one to gang rape you, then forcibly give you a sex change.
I don't know if they'd have the resources to do that
Quote from: Title on February 22, 2008, 11:12:33 PM
I don't know if they'd have the resources to do that
I'm sure some one will be willing.
Quote from: HUNTER TECTRON on February 22, 2008, 11:12:08 PM
lol lets glue a penis onto her doodella;
Put some glue on the end of a dildo and stick it in her.
Quote from: Bassir C. on February 22, 2008, 11:17:03 PM
Put some glue on the end of a dildo and stick it in her.
what about testikils
i love how this went from cmongler's penis exploding to insane bondage surgical sex with bluaki doodella;
Quote from: JMV290 on February 22, 2008, 11:13:57 PM
I'm sure some one will be willing.
why are you dividing someone into some one
it's not like everyone and every one
Wow, I love how this thread has evolved doodella;
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on February 23, 2008, 07:44:43 AM
Wow, I love how this thread has evolved doodella;
I don't :(
btw Bassir, glue would probably (and hopefully) come off.
Quote from: bluaki on February 23, 2008, 07:53:11 AM
I don't :(
btw Bassir, glue would probably (and hopefully) come off.
Nail gun sounds good then
Quote from: bluaki on February 23, 2008, 07:53:11 AM
I don't :(
btw Bassir, glue would probably (and hopefully) come off.
I'll burn it into your flesh.
I told you not to put it in the pencil sharpener :(
guys i just went to bed instead of fapping lol
Quote from: C.Mongler on February 23, 2008, 08:57:16 AM
guys i just went to bed instead of fapping lol
lol why didnt u do it in bed then
Quote from: C.Mongler on February 23, 2008, 09:03:29 AM
my penor hurt
You should have tried to acheive orgasm without any contact with your penis.
I almost did that once.
Quote from: Selkie on February 23, 2008, 09:21:30 AM
You should have tried to acheive orgasm without any contact with your penis.
I almost did that once.
How's that possible? baddood;
Quote from: Blaziken Prince on February 23, 2008, 09:30:18 AM
How's that possible? baddood;
They say it is, and I've come close on a few occasions but still nothing. Although my close calls have all come from "firsts". First time I watched porn, first time I was about to get some, etc... You get so excited so sudden if feels as if you're about to bust one but alas not quite, you just get wet.
Quote from: Nyerp on February 23, 2008, 09:20:10 PM
how
there's nothing to draw it out
if you can pre-ejaculate while stimulating your harbl, and ejaculate without stimulating your harbl, you can pre-ejaculate without stimulating your harbl.
a + b = c
Quote from: Selkie on February 23, 2008, 09:22:58 PM
and ejaculate without stimulating your harbl
i wish
also what the hell property is "a + b = c" and how does it apply to this
Quote from: Nyerp on February 23, 2008, 09:24:59 PM
i wish
also what the hell property is "a + b = c" and how does it apply to this
idk, but if a^2 + b^2 = c^2 can't two of those exponents be cancelled? Leaving one on either side of the = sign, so if it goes on the left, it would be distributed to both a and b, and if it's two, then it can be cancelled totally. Leaving a + b = c
my logic is flawless.
Quote from: Selkie on February 23, 2008, 09:27:34 PM
idk, but if a^2 + b^2 = c^2 can't two of those exponents be cancelled? Leaving one on either side of the = sign, so if it goes on the left, it would be distributed to both a and b, and if it's two, then it can be cancelled totally. Leaving a + b = c
my logic is flawless.
I can't believe how many people in my school actually believe that works.
Quote from: bluaki on February 23, 2008, 07:53:11 AM
btw Bassir, glue would probably (and hopefully) come off.
Of course it can come off. I want to be able to have sex with you once you discover your raging love for me.
Quote from: Selkie on February 23, 2008, 09:27:34 PM
idk, but if a^2 + b^2 = c^2 can't two of those exponents be cancelled? Leaving one on either side of the = sign, so if it goes on the left, it would be distributed to both a and b, and if it's two, then it can be cancelled totally. Leaving a + b = c
my logic is flawless.
um no
you get (a^2+b^2)
1/2=c
We don't need to take the negative root because we are looking for some positive number(length).
Quote from: Nyerp on February 23, 2008, 09:03:47 PM
are you a woman
Are you an idiot?
Just prior to semen ejaculating the male system releases a seminal fluid which lubricates the inside track to help the sperm cells survive and travel. Urine is acidic and kills sperm cells, this fluid removes urine residue. This fluid however can be released during extreme stimulation without ejaculation necessarily following.
Quote from: Socks on February 24, 2008, 07:51:27 PM
Are you an idiot?
Just prior to semen ejaculating the male system releases a seminal fluid which lubricates the inside track to help the sperm cells survive and travel. Urine is acidic and kills sperm cells, this fluid removes urine residue. This fluid however can be released during extreme stimulation without ejaculation necessarily following.
Well I've never had that "extreme stimulation".
e: sorry, can't read or spell
Quote from: Nyerp on February 24, 2008, 07:55:17 PM
Well I've never had that "extreme situation".
Stimulation. And too bad.
Quote from: Nyerp on February 24, 2008, 08:08:28 PM
will you help me get it
I'm not Jesus; Only he can perform miracles (allegedly).
Quote from: Socks on February 24, 2008, 08:09:49 PM
I'm not Jesus; Only he can perform miracles (allegedly).
are you implying that my penis is dead
Quote from: Nyerp on February 24, 2008, 08:15:38 PM
are you implying that my penis is dead
No. Just pointless.
NEGATE WHAT I'VE SAID, TURNS OUT I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
I thought that was just cum escaping early. isuckpenis