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Title: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: Hensa on February 20, 2008, 06:19:34 AM
so i got in a fight about personal freedom with my mom today.

im eighteen.

i cannot drive into the next town with a friend because "its DANGEROUS"

and i have to ASK thats right ASK to go to youth on wednesdays and get approval from BOTH parents before even considering to go worship jESUS

im not allowed to drive....they wont take me to renew my license

i cant wear eyeliner without putting up a DAMN big fight about it. same goes for wearing the color black.

my parents snoop through my stuff when im away and bitch and complain about the things they find for WEEKS

damnit i need a place to live but i dont know how to tell them "IM OUTTA HERE YO"
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: Nyerp on February 20, 2008, 06:34:48 AM
They're punishing you for worshipping Jesus.
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: Cookie on February 20, 2008, 06:51:11 AM
Just do what I did and get kicked out of your own house when your 16.  befuddlement

No really this sucks, just stay at home. Atleast you get food.
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: Socks on February 20, 2008, 07:12:19 AM
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on February 20, 2008, 06:19:34 AM
and i have to ASK thats right ASK to go to youth on wednesdays and get approval from BOTH parents before even considering to go worship jESUS


Good. Consider yourself lucky, I would have just straight out beat you senseless. Jesus Juice.
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: Hensa on February 20, 2008, 08:22:20 AM
Quote from: Socks on February 20, 2008, 07:12:19 AM
Good. Consider yourself lucky, I would have just straight out beat you senseless. Jesus Juice.
youre such a dumbass.  baddood;
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: Geno on February 20, 2008, 08:46:59 AM
Maybe you should get a boyfriend and move out.
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: Hensa on February 20, 2008, 09:20:50 AM
Quote from: Geno. on February 20, 2008, 08:46:59 AM
Maybe you should get a boyfriend and move out.
i dont know how to tell them im leaving though
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: KonohaShinobi on February 20, 2008, 09:23:51 AM
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on February 20, 2008, 09:20:50 AM
i dont know how to tell them im leaving though
Don't.
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: Geno on February 20, 2008, 11:32:35 AM
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on February 20, 2008, 09:20:50 AM
i dont know how to tell them im leaving though
Hey Mom I'm 18. I'm legally old enough to move out to a privating housing and have sex with my boyfriend

Bye.
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: Hensa on February 20, 2008, 11:55:01 AM
Quote from: Geno. on February 20, 2008, 11:32:35 AM
Hey Mom I'm 18. I'm legally old enough to move out to a privating housing and have sex with my boyfriend

Bye.
she'd shit a gloden brick
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: Socks on February 20, 2008, 11:55:33 AM
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on February 20, 2008, 08:22:20 AM
youre such a dumbass.


Is that what they teach you at Jesus school?
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: Nyerp on February 20, 2008, 11:56:21 AM
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on February 20, 2008, 11:55:01 AM
she'd shit a gloden brick

which you could sell and buy the god damn universe :Othumbup;

DO IT DO IT
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: V on February 20, 2008, 11:57:41 AM
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on February 20, 2008, 11:55:01 AM
she'd shit a gloden brick

Then you take that brick, and me and you buy an island.  wub;
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: Hensa on February 20, 2008, 11:59:40 AM
Quote from: Socks on February 20, 2008, 11:55:33 AM
Is that what they teach you at Jesus school?

no
the youth i go to is a practically a  house party.

i just use the Jesus excuse to get there.

Quote from: V on February 20, 2008, 11:57:41 AM
Then you take that brick, and me and you buy an island.  wub;
and island all to ourselves? oh my~
nah,
id have to invite Kaz and Tec...and Kono :3
Quote from: Nyerp on February 20, 2008, 11:56:21 AM
which you could sell and buy the god damn universe :Othumbup;

DO IT DO IT
IF ONLY IT WERE THAT EASSSSY ;----;
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: Socks on February 20, 2008, 12:00:52 PM
Quote from: V on February 20, 2008, 11:57:41 AM
...me and you buy an island.


Dude! The island plan...
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: V on February 20, 2008, 12:01:44 PM
Quote from: Socks on February 20, 2008, 12:00:52 PM
Dude! The island plan...

Oh yeah. We have to get ProtectedMember32's mother shitting bricks, asap.
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: KonohaShinobi on February 20, 2008, 12:03:01 PM
Quote from: V on February 20, 2008, 12:01:44 PM
Oh yeah. We have to get ProtectedMember32's mother shitting bricks, asap.

Post nudes on Boyah and leave your PC somewhere your mom can see them. Then she shit bricks.
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: Socks on February 20, 2008, 12:03:21 PM
Quote from: V on February 20, 2008, 12:01:44 PM
Oh yeah. We have to get ProtectedMember32's mother shitting bricks, asap.


Indeed, then we round up our bitches, buy an island and call it a day.
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: Nyerp on February 20, 2008, 12:03:28 PM
If I were to buy an island I would buy the one Alcatraz is on. epic
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: Hensa on February 20, 2008, 12:06:03 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 20, 2008, 12:03:01 PM
Post nudes on Boyah and leave your PC somewhere your mom can see them. Then she shit bricks.
if ONLY she saw the sent items in my personal messeges


oh lawd  wub;
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: KonohaShinobi on February 20, 2008, 12:06:48 PM
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on February 20, 2008, 12:06:03 PM
if ONLY she saw the sent items in my personal messeges


oh lawd  wub;

gonk;.... edumacate; I never received one...
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: V on February 20, 2008, 12:07:05 PM
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on February 20, 2008, 12:06:03 PM
if ONLY she saw the sent items in my personal messeges


oh lawd  wub;

Jmv will be dwelling into your pm box tonight. yes;
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: Hensa on February 20, 2008, 12:07:55 PM
Quote from: V on February 20, 2008, 12:07:05 PM
Jmv will be dwelling into your pm box tonight. yes;
BETTER NOT
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: Hensa on February 20, 2008, 12:09:38 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 20, 2008, 12:06:48 PM
gonk;.... edumacate; I never received one...
only one person has
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: KonohaShinobi on February 20, 2008, 12:10:13 PM
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on February 20, 2008, 12:09:38 PM
only one person has

Who?
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: Kalahari Inkantation on February 20, 2008, 12:13:12 PM
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on February 20, 2008, 12:06:03 PM
if ONLY she saw the sent items in my personal messeges


oh lawd  wub;
Send me some items please. doodella;
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: Hensa on February 20, 2008, 12:17:42 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 20, 2008, 12:10:13 PM
Who?
ohhhhh baby.. i dont know if he wants the board to know.  doodthing;


hehehe.

he's a mod though
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: Socks on February 20, 2008, 12:20:29 PM
Is he sexier than me? Don't think so.

Note: For all Dipshits, the above comment is not meant to be taken seriously.
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: V on February 20, 2008, 12:22:03 PM
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on February 20, 2008, 12:17:42 PM
ohhhhh baby.. i dont know if he wants the board to know.  doodthing;


hehehe.

he's a mod though


that's right, suckas.  baddood;
Quote from: Socks on February 20, 2008, 12:20:29 PM
Is he sexier than me? Don't think so.

Note: For all Dipshits, the above comment is not meant to be taken seriously.

The new avatar is better. thumbup;
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: bluaki on February 20, 2008, 12:22:40 PM
Strangely, my mom actually doesn't try to limit what I'm allowed to do. She encourages all that sort of stuff and I'm the one holding back doodthing;
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: Hensa on February 20, 2008, 12:24:37 PM
Quote from: bluaki on February 20, 2008, 12:22:40 PM
Strangely, my mom actually doesn't try to limit what I'm allowed to do. She encourages all that sort of stuff and I'm the one holding back doodthing;
thank you bluaki for saving this thread  gonk;
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: Pele on February 20, 2008, 12:24:57 PM
Go to college.  It's been the best time of my life here.
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: Socks on February 20, 2008, 12:25:38 PM
Quote from: V on February 20, 2008, 12:22:03 PM
The new avatar is better.


Red and Black, I wonder why you would like that...
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: YPrrrr on February 20, 2008, 12:25:46 PM
Just hold on until college... if you're going that is
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: V on February 20, 2008, 12:26:35 PM
Quote from: Socks on February 20, 2008, 12:25:38 PM
Red and Black, I wonder why you would like that...

Freedom! Forever!
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: YPrrrr on February 20, 2008, 12:29:42 PM
Quote from: V on February 20, 2008, 12:26:35 PM
Freedom! Forever!
The colors of Nazism
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: KonohaShinobi on February 20, 2008, 12:31:29 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on February 20, 2008, 12:29:42 PM
The colors of Nazism

oh shit.
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: V on February 20, 2008, 12:32:30 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on February 20, 2008, 12:29:42 PM
The colors of Nazism

or freedom from totalitarianism.
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: Socks on February 20, 2008, 12:32:48 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on February 20, 2008, 12:29:42 PM
The colors of Nazism


And Revolution.
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: FULL_METAL_RYDER2 on February 20, 2008, 01:43:48 PM
Maybe you should try treating your mother with respect, debate in a calm tone, maybe she'll start looking at you as a young woman instead of her retarded daughter.
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 20, 2008, 01:49:51 PM
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on February 20, 2008, 08:22:20 AM
youre such a dumbass.  baddood;
but jesus never existed
[spoiler]tru fax[/spoiler]
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: KonohaShinobi on February 20, 2008, 01:52:42 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on February 20, 2008, 01:49:51 PM
but jesus never existed
[spoiler]tru fax[/spoiler]


Actually, there is proof of a Jesus of Nazareth carpenter having existed at the time. There just isn't any proof that he did magic tricks and resurrected himself. :D
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: Nyerp on February 20, 2008, 01:54:29 PM
Kono please stop :D
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: bluaki on February 20, 2008, 01:55:51 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on February 20, 2008, 01:49:51 PM
but jesus never existed
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus

Um... I think it looks pretty factual that he did actually exist. It's just the Christian views on him that would be wrong.
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: KonohaShinobi on February 20, 2008, 01:57:34 PM
Quote from: bluaki on February 20, 2008, 01:55:51 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus

Um... I think it looks pretty factual that he did actually exist. It's just the Christian views on him that would be wrong.

Thanks Blu, for restating my post with wikipedia "proof".:)
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: bluaki on February 20, 2008, 01:58:52 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 20, 2008, 01:57:34 PM
Thanks Blu, for restating my post with wikipedia "proof".:)
I didn't see your post before posting this :(
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: YPrrrr on February 20, 2008, 01:59:23 PM
I love how it's impossible to mention jesus in a sentence without getting corrected by half the forum edumacate;
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: V on February 20, 2008, 01:59:57 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on February 20, 2008, 01:59:23 PM
I love how it's impossible to mention jesus in a sentence without getting corrected by half the forum edumacate;

nah, just Lawlz and Jmv. doodella;
Title: Re: LET ME GO YOU WHORE
Post by: Placebo Headwound on February 21, 2008, 07:00:29 AM
Quote from: Lawlz on February 20, 2008, 01:49:51 PM
but jesus never existed
[spoiler]tru fax[/spoiler]

Stop saying that, you're hurting my feelings. ;_;