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Title: My new job
Post by: Daddy on February 15, 2008, 07:44:58 PM
http://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/etc/575108274.html
spam;
Title: Re: My new job
Post by: Blaze-Senpai on February 15, 2008, 07:46:21 PM
Have fun having a dozen or so kids you don't know about.
Title: Re: My new job
Post by: Daddy on February 15, 2008, 07:47:13 PM
Quote from: Blaziken Prince on February 15, 2008, 07:46:21 PM
Have fun having a dozen or so kids you don't know about.
Good. I won't have to support the brats, but I get to spread my genes.
Title: Re: My new job
Post by: wawi on February 15, 2008, 07:48:13 PM
Up to $1100? Thats a good deal
Title: Re: My new job
Post by: FullmetalGanon on February 15, 2008, 07:48:14 PM
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California Cryobank, one of the world's leading reproductive tissue banks, is seeking HEALTHY men for our sperm donor program.

    * Earn up to $1100 per month!!!(We pay more than any of the other sperm banks...)
     * Minimal time commitment
    * Receive free genetic and health screenings
    * We offer many extras including movie tickets and gift certificates.

i lold
Title: Re: My new job
Post by: Nyerp on February 15, 2008, 07:50:34 PM
fapping for money doodella;
Title: Re: My new job
Post by: Juni on February 15, 2008, 07:54:52 PM
You donate sperm. Thats your job. AMAZING
Title: Re: My new job
Post by: [hedy]Zidone on February 15, 2008, 07:59:02 PM
I've got a new job climbing the walls. befuddlement


If I were a woman, I would have your children. doodella;
Title: Re: My new job
Post by: Tomboh on February 15, 2008, 07:59:10 PM
Quote from: Michelle on February 15, 2008, 07:54:52 PM
You donate sperm. Thats your job. AMAZING
He learned the job slow, but NOW, HE KNOWS IT BY HEART.
Title: Re: My new job
Post by: ncba93ivyase on February 15, 2008, 08:25:02 PM
You'd really have to be stupid to pass that offer up.

If you do that and hold a regular job, you could have a fine sum of money to buy a server.
Title: Re: My new job
Post by: Daddy on February 15, 2008, 08:29:24 PM
Quote from: Lawlz on February 15, 2008, 08:25:02 PM
You'd really have to be stupid to pass that offer up.

If you do that and hold a regular job, you could have a fine sum of money to buy a server.
I just am curious as to how much I need to produce per day.
Title: Re: My new job
Post by: ME## on February 15, 2008, 08:35:43 PM
I should do that when I'm older.
Title: Re: My new job
Post by: Socks on February 15, 2008, 08:42:31 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on February 15, 2008, 08:29:24 PM
I just am curious as to how much I need to produce per day.


The average healthy male will produce enough sperm throughout his lifetime to impregnate every female in the United States, twice. Whatever the amount, I think you'll be fine.
Title: Re: My new job
Post by: Daddy on February 15, 2008, 08:45:01 PM
Quote from: Socks on February 15, 2008, 08:42:31 PM
The average healthy male will produce enough sperm throughout his lifetime to impregnate every female in the United States, twice. Whatever the amount, I think you'll be fine.

Okay.  baddood;

I just need to know if they require a certain volume.  doodthing;
Title: Re: My new job
Post by: Himu on February 15, 2008, 09:05:05 PM
That's not fair.
Title: Re: My new job
Post by: Daddy on February 15, 2008, 09:09:11 PM
Quote from: Charmed on February 15, 2008, 09:05:05 PM
That's not fair.
Egg donors get paid substantially more. psyduck;
Title: Re: My new job
Post by: Himu on February 15, 2008, 09:13:01 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on February 15, 2008, 09:09:11 PM
Egg donors get paid substantially more. psyduck;
I mean that I can't donate any. :(
Title: Re: My new job
Post by: Houdini on February 15, 2008, 09:17:50 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on February 15, 2008, 08:29:24 PM
I just am curious as to how much I need to produce per day.
You should be fine. I wouldn't worry about it.
Title: Re: My new job
Post by: The artist formally known on February 16, 2008, 12:50:12 AM
"Must reside close enough to our facility to visit 2-3 times a week"

I lol'd
Title: Re: My new job
Post by: superclucky on February 16, 2008, 07:49:12 AM
probably your only way of passing on your genes
Title: Re: My new job
Post by: Daddy on February 16, 2008, 08:13:13 AM
Quote from: Clucky et al. on February 16, 2008, 07:49:12 AM
probably your only way of passing on your genes
oh
Title: Re: My new job
Post by: Pyrate on February 16, 2008, 08:14:39 AM
Maybe, after some turn of events, I'll end up having JMV's baby. meaty cocks