Todays was my french field trip. I brought nothing to school but a pencil, my DS, and my phone. We were let out to the cafeteria at 8 and boarded the buses around 8:15. I sat with my niggas (literally), but they filled up the seats so I got to sit alone beside them. I played my DS a little bit, talked, etc.
We arrived at the theater around 9:45. Around the corner was some little patisserie and after my one friend suggested it she let seven of us go around to check it out. There were about 40 people in line so we just turned around and got to enter the theater first. After sitting around with my negroes for a while, a girl from the Christian school group behind us pecked me on the shoulder and dropped a note on my lap. It said something along the lines of "call me 294385723698 =)." I was like "lmao no" and handed it to my friend who handed it to a girl that called the number and discovered it was some rejection hotline or some shit and handed it to another girl that called the number and got pissed because them little crackas was tryin' to play Ronald. Our class was the only one to have any black people, and about 80% of the class was black. About ten jumped up and asked what the hell the little whore was trying to do and their whole class was scared shitless.
After the play, we got on the bus again and set sail for lunch. About 15 minutes into the ride, a girl jumped up and threw up everywhere. It got on my friend's neck, another girl's shoulder, my jeans, and a bunch of other places. I just laughed and wasn't really pissed at all. I did stay in the corner away from the sloppy mess, though.
We got to the food area, and my friends decided to split up. Since I wasn't eating, Elmira asked me to go with Taco Bell with her (she hates being alone) and my other friends went to Arby's. She was talking to me and tried offering me some food and I was like "okay no." She probably just felt bad for me after I got puked on. We then walked over to Arby's, got together with the negroes, and decided we'd slip out and head over to Toys R Us (this was like one of those areas that just have hotels and fast food areas placed every few hundred feet along the road.) We were heading over and decided it was too far, the bus driver would see us, and we'd run out of time.
We then just walked into the field for a while, talked, and then Elmira saw some of her other friends. We casually walked over to where she had ran and met up with her saucy companions. There was this one girl named Madison that sticked around with us while the others left, and I found her rather bodacious. She conversed with my comrades for a while but I was mostly silent aside form the casual laugh. We got on the buses and left for school.
We arrived at 1:49 and there was a pep rally starting. I pondered just running home, but I decided to stay and just deal with it. At the end of the pep rally, two girls from my French class ran up to me and were shouting, "Hey, RONALD, remember that girl Christina was sitting with?"
"Uhh...No?"
"Madison."
"Oh, yeah."
"She says you're really cute and she wants your number."
I simply told the truth and said my phone is never on, and they should just ask my friend Joe for it. Later on, I'll probably have some girl calling me but my phone will be off until Monday night. oh well i suppose i'll never get a woman because i just hate being placed in a social situation :'(
Have you ever had a fat slut throw up on you? WOULD YOU LIKE ONE? SHOULD I TRY SPENDING TIME WITH FRIENDS MORE?
No one has ever thrown up on me, although in 1st grade it came close when this guy in my group covered the four connected desks with red vomit. Luckily the other three of us stood up before it dripped down any cracks... I really didn't want bloody vomit on me.
No, I don't want it.
Yes, you should hang out with your friends.
Is everyone on this forums a ball-less pussy?
Just turn on your stupid phone and wait. What can you lose?
Quote from: Albel The Wicked on February 15, 2008, 01:25:55 PM
Is everyone on this forums a ball-less pussy?
Just turn on your stupid phone and wait. What can you lose?
Minutes.
Quote from: Albel The Wicked on February 15, 2008, 01:25:55 PM
Is everyone on this forums a ball-less pussy?
Just turn on your stupid phone and wait. What can you lose?
I am
His dignity, if he even has any.
That's cool, I guess. Is Elmira ugly?
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 15, 2008, 01:31:06 PM
That's cool, I guess. Is Elmira ugly?
No, Elmira was pretty fine but she's also close to my friend, Jacovie.
Quote from: Albel The Wicked on February 15, 2008, 01:25:55 PM
Is everyone on this forums a ball-less pussy?
Just turn on your stupid phone and wait. What can you lose?
Like Ronald said, minutes.
Also, I find talking on a phone incredibly awkward, so I avoid it at all costs.
Quote from: Lawlz on February 15, 2008, 01:31:55 PM
No, Elmira was pretty fine but she's also close to my friend, Jacovie.
so she's bodacious and you haven't asked her out?
Quote from: Lawlz on February 15, 2008, 01:28:11 PM
Minutes.
She's the one calling. You are such a punk ass bitch. I hope those minutes help you lose your virginity.
Quote from: ME86 on February 15, 2008, 01:32:01 PM
Also, I find talking on a phone incredibly awkward, so I avoid it at all costs.
Quote from: ME86 on February 15, 2008, 01:32:01 PM
Also, I find talking on a phone incredibly awkward, so I avoid it at all costs.
Quote from: ME86 on February 15, 2008, 01:32:01 PM
Also, I find talking on a phone incredibly awkward, so I avoid it at all costs.
Quote from: ME86 on February 15, 2008, 01:32:01 PM
Also, I find talking on a phone incredibly awkward, so I avoid it at all costs.
Quote from: ME86 on February 15, 2008, 01:32:01 PM
Also, I find talking on a phone incredibly awkward, so I avoid it at all costs.
Quote from: ME86 on February 15, 2008, 01:32:01 PM
Also, I find talking on a phone incredibly awkward, so I avoid it at all costs.
Quote from: ME86 on February 15, 2008, 01:32:01 PM
Also, I find talking on a phone incredibly awkward, so I avoid it at all costs.
Quote from: ME86 on February 15, 2008, 01:32:01 PM
Also, I find talking on a phone incredibly awkward, so I avoid it at all costs.
Quote from: ME86 on February 15, 2008, 01:32:01 PM
Also, I find talking on a phone incredibly awkward, so I avoid it at all costs.
Quote from: ME86 on February 15, 2008, 01:32:01 PM
Also, I find talking on a phone incredibly awkward, so I avoid it at all costs.
Quote from: ME86 on February 15, 2008, 01:32:01 PM
Also, I find talking on a phone incredibly awkward, so I avoid it at all costs.
Quote from: ME86 on February 15, 2008, 01:32:01 PM
Also, I find talking on a phone incredibly awkward, so I avoid it at all costs.
Quote from: ME86 on February 15, 2008, 01:32:01 PM
Also, I find talking on a phone incredibly awkward, so I avoid it at all costs.
Quote from: ME86 on February 15, 2008, 01:32:01 PM
Also, I find talking on a phone incredibly awkward, so I avoid it at all costs.
Quote from: ME86 on February 15, 2008, 01:32:01 PM
Also, I find talking on a phone incredibly awkward, so I avoid it at all costs.
agreed
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 15, 2008, 01:32:38 PM
so she's bodacious and you haven't asked her out?
I despise that term.
And no, because I really don't know Elmira that well and never really talked to her until I was coerced into babysitting her today. I'm not a dumbass that picks a woman solely on looks and I certainly don't force a "relationship." Also, she's close to my friend so I'll let him keep her.
as for madison i really know jack shit about her aside from the fact she's okay looking
Quote from: Albel The Wicked on February 15, 2008, 01:32:56 PM
She's the one calling. You are such a punk ass bitch. I hope those minutes help you lose your virginity.
You want me to have sex?
Because I don't. I wouldn't doubt that she's just a bitch that takes sex whenever she can get it.
Quote from: Lawlz on February 15, 2008, 01:35:38 PM
agreedI despise that term.
And no, because I really don't know Elmira that well and never really talked to her until I was coerced into babysitting her today. I'm not a dumbass that picks a woman solely on looks and I certainly don't force a "relationship." Also, she's close to my friend so I'll let him keep her.
as for madison i really know jack shit about her aside from the fact she's okay lookingYou want me to have sex?
Because I don't. I wouldn't doubt that she's just a bitch that takes sex whenever she can get it.
My statement still stands.
My sister threw up in my eyes when she was 4 months old. :(
Quote from: bluaki on February 15, 2008, 01:30:27 PM
His dignity, if he even has any.
opera is superior to dignity baddood;
Quote from: Lawlz on February 15, 2008, 01:48:53 PM
and if i prefer dillo
then no one cares about your knowledge of relatively obscure browsers baddood;
To much to read.
Quote from: Lawlz on February 15, 2008, 01:15:53 PM(this was like one of those areas that just have hotels and fast food areas placed every few hundred feet along the road.)
you mean the south in its entirety
this story makes me feel lonely baddood;
lol you got owned by a christian school group girl hahahha poochie
rollins is a pimp
Quote from: Selkie on February 15, 2008, 03:14:17 PM
lol you got owned by a christian school group girl hahahha poochie
...I go to a Christian school >.<
Goddamn, at least 80% of your post is unnecessary. At least you figured out how to make paragraphs.
But anyway, I never conduct important business on the phone. If someone is too much of douche to tell me something in person, then I don't want to hear it. If someone is so much of a douche that he has to use Myspace to talk to me, then I will hunt him down and kill him.
Quote from: W4W1 on February 15, 2008, 04:29:34 PM
...I go to a Christian school >.<
Do they make you pray 5 times a day? caterpie;
or is that islam
Quote from: Houdini on February 15, 2008, 04:30:56 PM
Goddamn, at least 80% of your post is unnecessary.
that's why i always just skip to the end
which i also don't read, because it's usually in all caps
Quote from: Zidone on February 15, 2008, 04:32:03 PM
Do they make you pray 5 times a day? caterpie;
or is that islam
Thats Islam. I'm not even Catholic though
Quote from: Selkie on February 15, 2008, 03:14:17 PM
lol you got owned by a christian school group girl hahahha poochie
um not really since i knew it was going to be something stupid
My negroes scared the shit out of her.
I read the title and thought something completely different
I always make up some stupid excuse to avoid talking on the phone.
Quote from: Lawlz on February 15, 2008, 08:18:31 PM
um not really since i knew it was going to be something stupid
My negroes scared the shit out of her.
Don't take credit for what the black guys did. The white man has got to stop stealing the black man's credit.
USE THE POWER OF TEXTING on your ugly phone. :(
Also whenever JMVs ask me for my number, I just give them my friend's and see what they would say on the phone.
Quote from: Albel The Wicked on February 15, 2008, 01:25:55 PM
Is everyone on this forums a ball-less pussy?
Just turn on your stupid phone and wait. What can you lose?
my luv
Weird story.
Never been puked on, unless it was myself doing the puking.
Quote from: Clucky et al. on February 16, 2008, 07:44:39 AM
USE THE POWER OF TEXTING on your ugly phone. :(
Don't have it. weewee;
And no good can come of a message typed with your thumbs.
The throwing up part was just added as an excuse so you can tell us about how a chick thought you were "cute". I understand.
I've always been asked my phone number, but I don't give it to anyone. I only give them my IM handle. It's because they can keep calling me and annoy me, but they can't annoy me through instant messages because the internet is my playground. Not even a beautiful babe can get my number.
I refuse to use my voice plan unless it's to speak with my parents, and even then--it's free and not billed. The primary use for my phone is internet access.
Quote from: Bassir C. on February 16, 2008, 06:56:50 PM
The throwing up part was just added as an excuse so you can tell us about how a chick thought you were "cute". I understand.
Actually, being puked on was by far the most entertaining part of the day.
I would've posted a thread about that anyways, but the last bit permitted me to supply a full story of my escapades.
also i considered the aim thingy but then i was like "lol im a geek" caterpie;
FRIDAY WAS PRETTY COOL FOR ME TOO
We got back our history test scores, and I got a perfect score. Also, during lunch, some chick tried to get her friends to take a picture of me and the bitch tried to use the excuse of getting better cell phone signal strength to angle the phone better to take a clear image of me. But I didn't fall for it, the phone was an iPhone with AT&T (which means there's always a perfect signal), and the idiot asked me to "come closer" and the only reason she'd ask that was to take a better picture on an iPhone considering it can't "zoom".
Quote from: Bassir C. on February 16, 2008, 07:05:02 PM
FRIDAY WAS PRETTY COOL FOR ME TOO
We got back our history test scores, and I got a perfect score. Also, during lunch, some chick tried to get her friends to take a picture of me and the bitch tried to use the excuse of getting better cell phone signal strength to angle the phone better to take a clear image of me. But I didn't fall for it, the phone was an iPhone with AT&T (which means there's always a perfect signal), and the idiot asked me to "come closer" and the only reason she'd ask that was to take a better picture on an iPhone considering it can't "zoom".
olol, wtf iPhones can't zoom?