ITT we discuss feats that you have accomplished that you didn't think you could.
also this is hard to chew.
Jesus should I call the hospital???!/??? meaty cocks
also, I can't think of aythinf gonk;
I fit 30+ cheese puff balls in my mouth
I raped myself.
did a sit up while standing
I bet the gay guys are happy to hear that.
Jumping, singing, waving my arms, kicking, and eating at the same time.
Hit a Squirrel with a rocks and a Snapple bottle from a considerable distance, in the same day, V can back me up on this. As for bragging about fitting things in your mouth, probably not the best idea..
Quote from: Socks on February 13, 2008, 04:50:50 PM
Hit a Squirrel with a rocks and a Snapple bottle from a considerable distance, in the same day, V can back me up on this.
Animal cruelty is nothing to brag about.
Unless it's a dog, since all they do is bark and attack small children.
Quote from: Lawlz on February 13, 2008, 04:52:59 PM
Animal cruelty is nothing to brag about.
Unless it's a dog, since all they do is bark and attack small children.
What about Balto
Quote from: Lawlz on February 13, 2008, 04:52:59 PM
Animal cruelty is nothing to brag about.
Perhaps, but my amazing aim is. Anyway, this particular squirrel had it coming, it was blatantly eating some nuts without reacting to the presence of a human walking nearby. So I promptly showed his furry ass why evolution relegates him to eating nuts for survival and me making hoes eat my nuts for personal pleasure.
By the way, attacking small children is nothing to be upset about, in that sense dogs do serve a purpose.
Socks.
SAVE DA OREOS YOUZ POOR NEED TO SAVE YOUR FOOD!
Quote from: Socks on February 13, 2008, 05:00:34 PM
Perhaps, but my amazing aim is. Anyway, this particular squirrel had it coming, it was blatantly eating some nuts without reacting to the presence of a human walking nearby. So I promptly showed his furry ass why evolution relegates him to eating nuts for survival and me making hoes eat my nuts for personal pleasure.
By the way, attacking small children is nothing to be upset about, in that sense dogs do serve a purpose.
Socks.
Your posts are amazing.
I'm going to have to try that now doodthing;
Quote from: Socks on February 13, 2008, 05:00:34 PM
Perhaps, but my amazing aim is. Anyway, this particular squirrel had it coming, it was blatantly eating some nuts without reacting to the presence of a human walking nearby. So I promptly showed his furry ass why evolution relegates him to eating nuts for survival and me making hoes eat my nuts for personal pleasure.
By the way, attacking small children is nothing to be upset about, in that sense dogs do serve a purpose.
Socks.
I like this guy. doodthing;
I put a dead skunk in a school snack vending machine.
Quote from: JMV290 on February 13, 2008, 12:43:43 PM
ITT we discuss feats that you have accomplished that you didn't think you could.
also this is hard to chew.
how aer you talking with yuor mouth full???
He's typing genius, I'm pretty sure that does not require talking, unless you think thoughts must be spoken out loud in order for the computer to write them down, dick-wad. Next.
I onced licked my own penis doodthing;
Quote from: Strongbad007 on February 13, 2008, 09:35:23 PM
I onced licked my own penis doodthing;
:3
You couldn't go any further?
Quote from: Strongbad007 on February 13, 2008, 09:39:16 PM
I need to stretch more.
Do that. Then take pics of your progress and send them to me. :3
Quote from: Albel The Wicked on February 13, 2008, 09:42:37 PM
Do that. Then take pics of your progress and send them to me. :3
ok befuddlement
Quote from: Socks on February 13, 2008, 05:00:34 PM
Perhaps, but my amazing aim is. Anyway, this particular squirrel had it coming, it was blatantly eating some nuts without reacting to the presence of a human walking nearby. So I promptly showed his furry ass why evolution relegates him to eating nuts for survival and me making hoes eat my nuts for personal pleasure.
By the way, attacking small children is nothing to be upset about, in that sense dogs do serve a purpose.
Socks.
If you had gardening tools performing the job on your scrotum, I doubt you'd be able to reproduce.
Natural selection does a damn fine job.
Run that by me again chief, I'm no too familiar with this garden tool business. What you do with the water hose, I don't even want to know..
Quote from: Socks on February 13, 2008, 09:06:12 PM
He's typing genius, I'm pretty sure that does not require talking, unless you think thoughts must be spoken out loud in order for the computer to write them down, dick-wad. Next.
don't call hyper names baddood;
Quote from: Socks on February 13, 2008, 09:06:12 PM
He's typing genius, I'm pretty sure that does not require talking, unless you think thoughts must be spoken out loud in order for the computer to write them down, dick-wad. Next.
how you talking with yuor mouth full of cocks???
Quote from: Hyper on February 14, 2008, 12:19:56 PM
how you talking with yuor mouth full of cocks???
Wow, how original.