After a considerable amount of time viewing this forum I have decided to once and for all grace you with my permanent presence. I was initially introduced to this forum by a good buddy of mine, you may know him as "V". In any case, this forum seems like a good opportunity for me to waste some time and generally ruin people's shit. As such, I shall be posting on a regular basis, considering the people here (just kidding assholes, don't get moist).
Now that we got that out of the way lets go on to what Socks is all about. All you basically need to know is this; I like sports, the occasional dick suck, movies where babies are shot in the face, fat bitches falling down and once in a while, just perhaps, helping old ladies cross the street. Oh did you think I was serious? Well yes, I only help them halfway across, I let the cars take care of the rest.
So don't be afraid to say hi or bye, I don't bite, well I do, but that's a different story altogether.
Socks.
(http://www.johncoxart.com/sockpuppet.176.gif)
I think im going to like you. wub;
http://www.youtube.com/v/XnoAk-TzvJw
V knows how to scout out his invites.
Got a good feeling about you. Welcome.
Hi, please don't bite me. gonk;
Quote from: Socks on February 13, 2008, 10:28:30 AM
Well in that case I think I'm going to "like" you too, and by "like" of course I naturally mean this...
Take that as a compliment, the last person that I said the word "like" to had a sudden but incredibly amazing round house kick to the face, needless to say she spent the next few months drinking and eating through a medical straw.
Trust me, its not a fun thing to experience?
Socks.
I came.
Welcome to Boyah. Hope you enjoy your time here.
From what V told me you seem like a pretty cool guy. thumbup;
Good, we need more sports fans here. And erm... old lady killers too, yeah we were missing that element.
Welcome to the beginning of the end.
I only wear huge black dress socks.
Fuck white socks
Quote from: reefer on February 13, 2008, 01:21:42 PM
I only wear huge black dress socks.
Fuck white socks
Fuck you. baddood;
White socks rule.
Do you wear ankle socks, or knee socks? doodthing;
Hello, Moan Maker. Any friend of V is welcome here. doodella;
I love you already.
Awesome. Also welcome.
Quote from: Socks on February 13, 2008, 04:09:06 PM
Generally I wear ankle socks and occasionally retro high socks, knee socks on the other hand are a no. Unless you're one, a sock model, two, mentally challenged, three, a soccer player (or any other type of male professional athlete) or four, in the Hitler youth, don't make your parents disown you and me stomp your colon.
There is on exception to this rule however, some women (girls for your youngsters) can pull off the knee socks look even better then they pull off their clothes for a few Washington's. In that case Socks is all good, because if a girl's pulling off her clothes near me it pretty much means I'm getting a happy ending.
Yeah, I play soccer.
The new guy has made only 5 posts, but I feel as if he's been here forever.
You sir, are the Boyah incarnate
Socks is my brother. baddood;
Quote from: V on February 13, 2008, 08:16:26 PM
Socks is my brother. baddood;
From another mother? baddood;
Okay, so are you black?
Quote from: V on February 13, 2008, 09:16:41 PM
Damn skippy. baddood;
whoa who whoa.
Quote from: V on February 11, 2008, 07:36:38 PM
my brother from another mother
If I am, in fact, your brother from another mother and this Socks fellow is also your brother from another mother this must mean one thing.
is he my brother too. doodhuh;
Quote from: Socks on February 13, 2008, 11:17:49 PM
Picture of me while on my vacation overseas this January. Good times.
(http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9109/sockszp4.png)
Socks.
i thought you were a fellow long haird
Quote from: Socks on February 13, 2008, 11:17:49 PM
Picture of me while on my vacation overseas this January. Good times.
(http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/9109/sockszp4.png)
Socks.
Shop'd.
(http://a266.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/98/l_0d206f7b70ec95ea7debdc7a6f23dfb1.jpg)
this is my hair and me. you should join the long haird community
Quote from: JMV290 on February 13, 2008, 10:09:00 PM
whoa who whoa.
If I am, in fact, your brother from another mother and this Socks fellow is also your brother from another mother this must mean one thing.
is he my brother too. doodhuh;
you're my brother. doodthing;
You try too hard, but any addition to this monotonous forum is a benefiting one.
o no
By Lawlz's logic, you're retarded. >.<
SOCKS IS BRITISH
hi
Quote from: Lawlz on February 14, 2008, 11:34:06 PM
SOCKS IS BRITISH
(http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y45/dawgofwar164/bear_grylls.jpg)
sup V
Quote from: Soup on February 16, 2008, 12:20:16 AM
There's at least a 25% chance Kaz will lock any thread I post in.
Maybe you could help me figure out why. If not, maybe we could go pushing.
You're forgetting your general lack of punctuation, correct spelling, capitalization, or proper grammar and the effect that such has on the lockability of your threads.
Quote from: Soup on February 16, 2008, 12:20:16 AM
There's at least a 25% chance Kaz will lock any thread I post in.
Maybe you could help me figure out why. If not, maybe we could go pushing.
No, I just don't want you to keep making spam threads. It's not that hard to make a decent thread, you know.
By the way, de-railing threads with off-topic shit is generally also a bad thing, so knock it off.
Quote from: Kaz on February 16, 2008, 12:23:40 AM
No, I just don't want you to keep making spam threads. It's not that hard to make a decent thread, you know.
Yes, I know. But I didn't see any decent threads. I was just trying to fit in.
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By the way, de-railing threads with off-topic shit is generally also a bad thing, so knock it off.
Only here. Nazipwrtrpngmthrnfghsrshfrs YOU WILL NOT CONTAIN ME
And I was quite obviously welcoming him. Your perception is tainted with your disdain. LET FLY YOUR SHADES OF HAUTEUR AND VENTURE FORTH. A NEW WORLD IS UPON YOU
itt Soup used correct grammar; there is a God.