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Title: I have to do a still life
Post by: Snorkel on February 11, 2008, 05:35:04 PM
For Photography I have to do an expressive still life, and so far I have a lack of objects. I've got a vinyl, my big black dildo, a gun, a beer bottle... what else?
Title: Re: I have to do a still life
Post by: Juni on February 11, 2008, 05:36:03 PM
Duct tape and a bottle of Vaseline.
Title: Re: I have to do a still life
Post by: Daddy on February 11, 2008, 05:38:28 PM
Take your Macbook and open iTunes.

Take the Vinyl, and put it against the Macbook.  Spread some CDs onto the table.  Grab some cassettes, and if you have an MP3 player, include that.


You've got a nice picture there.
Title: Re: I have to do a still life
Post by: Gin on February 11, 2008, 05:40:08 PM
Take a picture of your 40K stuff
Title: Re: I have to do a still life
Post by: Albel The Wicked on February 11, 2008, 05:40:41 PM
A nice round butthole with shit stains to really bring your work of art to life. 
Title: Re: I have to do a still life
Post by: YPrrrr on February 11, 2008, 05:42:30 PM
Saxophone
Title: Re: I have to do a still life
Post by: KonohaShinobi on February 11, 2008, 05:43:22 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on February 11, 2008, 05:38:28 PM
Take your Macbook and open iTunes.

Open the macbook to Boyah.
Title: Re: I have to do a still life
Post by: Juni on February 11, 2008, 05:46:37 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 11, 2008, 05:43:22 PM
Open the macbook to Boyah.
Advertising is good.

Snorkel please do it. cry;
Title: Re: I have to do a still life
Post by: ME## on February 11, 2008, 05:46:54 PM
Quote from: KonohaShinobi on February 11, 2008, 05:43:22 PM
Open the macbook to Boyah.


I think that's taking 'still' a little too literally.
Title: Re: I have to do a still life
Post by: Selkie on February 11, 2008, 05:47:37 PM
Quote from: Snorkel on February 11, 2008, 05:35:04 PM
For Photography I have to do an expressive still life, and so far I have a lack of objects. I've got a vinyl, my big black dildo, a gun, a beer bottle... what else?


lol?

Also, get some pots and hang them from the ceiling with string

Title: Re: I have to do a still life
Post by: Placebo Headwound on February 11, 2008, 05:48:15 PM
Snorkel, why do you have a dildo?
Title: Re: I have to do a still life
Post by: KonohaShinobi on February 11, 2008, 05:49:05 PM
Quote from: ME86 on February 11, 2008, 05:46:54 PM
I think that's taking 'still' a little too literally.

awww...you hit me where it hurts... :(
Title: Re: I have to do a still life
Post by: Albel The Wicked on February 11, 2008, 05:51:59 PM
Quote from: Jesus on February 11, 2008, 05:48:15 PM
Snorkel, why do you have a dildo?
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Title: Re: I have to do a still life
Post by: KonohaShinobi on February 11, 2008, 05:52:30 PM
Quote from: Albel The Wicked on February 11, 2008, 05:51:59 PM
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Title: Re: I have to do a still life
Post by: Selkie on February 11, 2008, 05:53:18 PM
Quote from: Albel The Wicked on February 11, 2008, 05:51:59 PM
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lol?
Title: Re: I have to do a still life
Post by: Juni on February 11, 2008, 05:53:25 PM
Quote from: Albel The Wicked on February 11, 2008, 05:51:59 PM
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Title: Re: I have to do a still life
Post by: Snorkel on February 11, 2008, 06:15:50 PM
Okay, in all seriousness, here's the objects I gathered:

80's Mac mouse
Sax mouthpiece
Vinyl
Drumstick
40k model
Book
Little wooden buffalo
Old-fashioned alarm clock
Bottle with a cork
Ring of really old keys

Title: Re: I have to do a still life
Post by: The Hand That Fisted Everyone on February 11, 2008, 06:58:00 PM
I'd go with the clock, I think it be kinda clever to do a still life of a clock seeing as how a clock tells time and time never stands still