How do you respond when your phone rings and you answer it when you were just asleep?
I always take long pauses and my voice is all croaky.
"what the fuck man"
Me: ...Hello?
Person: ARE YOU AWAKE?
Me: ...asdfg...
Speaking of which, you know what really pisses me off?
ring ring ring
Me: Hello?
Them: Hey. Were you sleeping?
Me: ...
Why the hell would a person call at a time when you'd normally be sleeping if they're so worried about whether they wake you up or not? God damn.