Poll
Question:
Which sign of the Chinese zodiak were you born under?
Option 1: Rooster
votes: 5
Option 2: Monkey
votes: 5
Option 3: Goat
votes: 3
Option 4: Horse
votes: 3
Option 5: Snake
votes: 2
Option 6: Dragon
votes: 2
Option 7: Rabbit
votes: 0
Option 8: Tiger
votes: 0
Option 9: Ox
votes: 0
Option 10: Rat
votes: 2
Option 11: Pig
votes: 0
Option 12: Dog
votes: 1
So today is Chinese New Year, as most of you who have been on Google today already know. We are now in the year of the Rat, but which year were you born in? I am a snake.
Snakes are wise and subtle, achieving through wit, cunning and stealth. Usually slow moving, they can strike with lightening speed, taking others by surprise. People born under this sign are graceful and elegant. They are also cultured and intelligent, loving good books, music and the theatre. Snakes dress well and will never wear fake jewellery or cheap substitutes. Snakes are economical and efficient, using just enough energy to get the job done. Even when resting their minds are constantly working. Snakes should not be underestimated, if they put their mind to it Snakes can achieve great things. Don't cross a Snake, they will hold a grudge for years and wait for the perfect moment to strike back. Snakes don't display much emotion and do well in business, often accumulating considerable wealth. They can be devious if this is to their benefit.
9 February 2005 - 28 January 2006: Rooster
22 January 2004 - 8 February 2005: Monkey
1 February 2003 - 21 January 2004: Goat
12 February 2002 - 31 January 2003: Horse
24 January 2001 - 11 February 2002: Snake
5 February 2000 - 23 January 2001: Dragon
6 February 1999 - 4 February 2000: Rabbit
28 January 1998 - 5 February 1999: Tiger
8 February 1997 - 27 January 1998: Ox
19 February 1996 - 7 February 1997: Rat
31 January 1995 - 18 February 1996: Pig
10 February 1994 - 30 January 1995: Dog
23 January 1993 - 9 February 1994: Rooster
4 February 1992 - 22 January 1993: Monkey
15 February 1991 - 3 February 1992: Goat
27 January 1990 - 14 February 1991: Horse
6 February 1989 - 26 January 1990: Snake
17 February 1988 - 5 February 1989: Dragon
29 January 1987 - 16 February 1988: Rabbit
9 February 1986 - 28 January 1987: Tiger
20 February 1985 - 8 February 1986: Ox
2 February 1984 - 19 February 1985: Rat
13 February 1983 - 1 February 1984: Pig
25 February 1982 - 12 February 1983: Dog
dog.
Rooster. :O
Monkey baddood;
I didn't feel like reading all those dates and shit so I said dragon.
monkey
monkeys throw poo lol
crikey ima snayk
baaaaaaah
Quote from: JMV290 on February 07, 2008, 05:52:28 PM
crikey ima snayk
luk at dis' beauty we got here'
dis is a southun' ahfrican sneek
Bubble Monkey :I
i was like a monkey by like 7 days lawl
I could have sworn I was a goat, but according to your post I am a horse.
Rooster.
Dragon.
Quote from: Tomboh on February 07, 2008, 07:26:20 PM
i was like a monkey by like 7 days lawl
Snake by 1 day lawl
Ha ha ha. Either a snake or a dog. I'm not telling.
12 February 2002 - 31 January 2003: Horse
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gonk;
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on February 08, 2008, 08:50:29 AM
12 February 2002 - 31 January 2003: Horse
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gonk;
huh you were born 5-6 years ago? befuddlement
Quote from: ProtectedMember32 on February 08, 2008, 08:50:29 AM
12 February 2002 - 31 January 2003: Horse
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gonk;
WHAT THE FUCK.
DAMN FUR FAGS
Quote from: JMV290 on February 08, 2008, 11:15:07 AM
WHAT THE FUCK.
DAMN FUR FAGS
They got My Little Pony. gonk;
The goat!
(http://gallery.appleaddict.com/albums/userpics/10017/goat.jpg)
I love goats
the cock lol
I'm a horse.
Girls like to suck my cock.