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Title: Funny things you have said to your parents.
Post by: NOA_Haunted on February 06, 2008, 01:43:00 PM
Today I told my mom my goal by the end of the school year was to get laid. She replied back that I am not going to get laid this year. So I said ok next year she didn't say anything after that.
Title: Re: Funny things you have said to your parents.
Post by: FULL_METAL_RYDER2 on February 06, 2008, 01:43:35 PM
"I'm your son"

she laughed pretty hard.
Title: Re: Funny things you have said to your parents.
Post by: Daddy on February 06, 2008, 01:43:49 PM
"I'm eating my chicken, bitch"  --After my mother tried kicking me out of the house and taking my chicken.
Title: Re: Funny things you have said to your parents.
Post by: NOA_Haunted on February 06, 2008, 01:44:18 PM
Quote from: JMV290 on February 06, 2008, 01:43:49 PM
"I'm eating my chicken, bitch"  --After my mother tried kicking me out of the house and taking my chicken.
Why was your mom kicking you out?
Title: Re: Funny things you have said to your parents.
Post by: Daddy on February 06, 2008, 01:45:24 PM
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on February 06, 2008, 01:44:18 PM
Why was your mom kicking you out?
idk she thought i was talking about her.
Title: Re: Funny things you have said to your parents.
Post by: ME## on February 06, 2008, 01:47:13 PM
'Bitch, I asked you for fucking Chocolate chip Cookie Dough ice cream, are you retarded?' baddood;
Title: Re: Funny things you have said to your parents.
Post by: NOA_Haunted on February 06, 2008, 01:47:45 PM
Quote from: Your Posting Rival on February 06, 2008, 01:46:48 PM
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Don't post stupidly.
Title: Re: Funny things you have said to your parents.
Post by: Wrench on February 06, 2008, 01:48:02 PM
I always fool around saying this is my house and ask "Do YOU pay the bills here?!"  caterpie;
Title: Re: Funny things you have said to your parents.
Post by: Albel The Wicked on February 06, 2008, 01:48:11 PM
I rather not say mine.  They are not funny, just mean. :(
Title: Re: Funny things you have said to your parents.
Post by: ME## on February 06, 2008, 01:49:28 PM
Quote from: Robosnail on February 06, 2008, 01:48:02 PM
I always fool around saying this is my house and ask "Do YOU pay the bills here?!"  caterpie;


I do that too, but I'm serious when I say it.
Title: Re: Funny things you have said to your parents.
Post by: YPrrrr on February 06, 2008, 01:54:34 PM
Quote from: xXTheHaunted on February 06, 2008, 01:47:45 PM
Don't post stupidly.
Because the topic doesn't sound like Kids say the Darndest Things?
Title: Re: Funny things you have said to your parents.
Post by: Bushy on February 06, 2008, 05:12:54 PM
Her: "You are getting a job when you're 15

Me: Did YOU Have a job when you were 15?

Her: No, but...

Me: Oh yeah, that's really fair.  I have to get a job at 15, but you didn't.  nice Job Mom

Her: You're grounded

:(
Title: Re: Funny things you have said to your parents.
Post by: Feynman on February 06, 2008, 05:14:29 PM
dad: "y r u poops banans"
me: "y not"
Title: Re: Funny things you have said to your parents.
Post by: Daddy on February 06, 2008, 05:15:35 PM
Quote from: Bassir C. on February 06, 2008, 05:14:29 PM
dad: "y r u poops banans"
me: "y not"
gimpdood;
Title: Re: Funny things you have said to your parents.
Post by: Bushy on February 06, 2008, 06:10:09 PM
Quote from: steal on February 06, 2008, 06:07:48 PM
You're going to want a job when you're 15, trust me.
Well I want to think of jobs as shit, currently.
Title: Re: Funny things you have said to your parents.
Post by: YPrrrr on February 06, 2008, 06:20:26 PM
When I was a lot younger, I asked my dad "How's it hanging?" and he just stared at my like "wtf is wrong with this kid?"
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